Alright ladies. The results are in and it was a tight race in some categories anyway heehee. You’ve made your selections and the winners are…
- the sex hair
- the f*ckhawt black vee tee
- the sexpenders
- COMMANDO, apparently you guys don’t care that its a Teen show…he’s freeballin tonight LOL
- The sexboots
For the full results click here.
Check out my hilariously shitastic photoshop after the jump…
NO laughing at my Photoshop skills, Ive been working on this between thunderstorms today LOL
Just a reminder…Be sure to follow Jen on twitter (www.myrobertpattinson.com) because she’s gonna be live tweeting all night from the show and dealing all the RobPorn she can get her hands on at http://myrobertpattinson.tumblr.com 
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS UPDATES: FULL FULL FULL OF SPOILERS
- Jen has hit the ground running
- she is at the venue & trying to locate the red carpet area
- Jen is making her way over to the red carpet now
- her pictures will be here http://twitpic.com/photos/myrobpattinson keep refreshing
- possible LIVE STREAMING? HERE
- 7:05est no Rob on the red carpet. Kellen, Jackson are there and Nikki blew by, no interviews!
- we are speculating Rob & Kristen will skip the red carpet like at the VMAs
- Jens videos are being posted here http://vimeo.com/6024887
- official pictures are being posted here
- no live streams have been found yet that are working
- ROB & KRISTEN will NOT be walking the red carpet. 25 minutes to go
- first pic is in http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/89719814/Getty-Images-Entertainment
- ROB IS ON THE RED CARPET!
If he shows up wearing all of that~and NOT wearing some of that *wink wink*~ I will slide right out of my chair.
JAG you are so talented. I LOVE the picture of Rob in his outfit we picked. OH I MISS THE SEXPENDERS!
Bloody Hell thats Hot !! *fans herself*
F’ing AWESOME, JAG! That’s the HawtRob I picked! Can’t wait to see what he wears, and what he and KStew will do if they win the kiss thing again! I hope someone dresses her better. She looks really Goth right now….
Thanks for the fantasies…*POOF*……
BTW….anyone going to the TeenieChoice show?
commando..did somebody say commando? OH YEAHHHHHHHHH>
INSERT TOM PETTY SONG HERE (free fallin)……”CAUSE I’m….FREE FREE BALLIN…..yes I’m free…..FREE BALLIN” LOL
Oh let those ball fly free my dear. Let wankbert have his fun too…..aim it high and proud and wave at us from the Teen awards with your wankbert. LOL
Cause’ I’m freeeeeeeeeeeee FREE BALLIN.
Just got home from my gig. I worked last night too. DID I MISS ANYTHING FUN?
What time does teen thing come on sunday out west on the west coast? I want to watch twitter. Do you think they’ll be pictures up tonight of Rob baby? I hope so….
I hope Kristen and Rob do the KISS this time. WOOO WOO. .With tongue!!
love,
debbo
if he turns up in that combo there will be a lot of new seats required
So, we dressed him in all black. Love the photoshop Rob puzzle. Good job.
LOOOVE IT! hahahah Thats actually not badphotoshop lol better than what i wouldve done!haha
Everything i picked won!! YES! haha
@Janice He Looks GOOOOOOOD in all black!!haha
LMFAO!! I love it. Smchexy, I wonder if you could get him to actually wear this?
omg that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Awesome. I picked sex hair, sexpenders, sexboots, I voted twice, once for Helmut Lang shirt and once for Black Tee cos I couldnt make up my mind. I did vote for Peekaboo Manties though, but I suppose that I will just have to put up with commando though if I really have to
Thanks JAG you are absolutely wonderful as usual and super amazing job on the photoshop under such conditions!
JAG, I love this! I love that they all want him free ballin! Of course we all do!
wow!!! jizztastic combo.
JAG, love your photoshop effort. Can’t wait to see it in the flesh though!!!!
Hey, you got skills! LOL Great outfit. So then we’ll just have to wait and see if he listens :p
gaaaawwwwwddd, i think the right choice has been made.
rob if you look anything similar to this, we are all going to be very very pleased.
(well tbh well be pleased whatever he wears)
wonder if he will really be freeballin?
cant think these thoughs… puts other thoughts into my head.
nice ouzzle as well
that´s an amazing photoshop or just rob that always looks hot! ♥ seriously great job!
Yay! All my selections won. Epic PhotoShopping job!! Hysterical!
Hot damn, I hope he brought the sexpenders to LA…..
JAG … that’s pretty good!!! Rob in black head-to-toe … works for me *wink*
For those of us not on Twitter … can you let us know what’s happening at the TCA. (Pretty please with a cherry on top!)
Just curious … which Rob (behind dumpster) scored the highest on our little game last week?? Thanks!
Here RobCat http://myrobertpattinson.tumblr.com/ updates will be here too
I will! I will update this post with a play by play as best as I can tonight.
Yeah JAG, which Rob behind the dumpster…I forgot about that one
Oh thank you soooo much JAG!!! {{hugs & smooches}}
And thanks itsange for that link … I scrolled back at top of blog and saw I had missed it. (duh)
Hehe I can’t wait for tonight!!
Welcome RobCat, I dont know what I’m going to do. I’m in the UK so will be very late here and I need to work tomorrow therefore need to sleep at some point so not sure I will catch any of it
itsange
Oh that sucks!!
Those damn Robstacles!
Here’s a little something for you. *wink*
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=4615&fullsize=1
RobCatCdn.
WOW!!! It’s so BIG!!!!!
Helloooooo RobCrotch!!!!
Thanks RobCat. RL sucks eh? I’m considering taking a job that allows me to have a PST routine…lol
its not fair ;-(
there not showing it in the uk….. and I will have to wait till morning to see updates coz theres no way ill be able to stay awake till that time *sigh*
I know…I might stay up to find out what hes wearing then head to bed
itsange im in the uk too.it sucks we dont even get it shown here.nck show the kids choice awards but not the teen.
@sarahjm28 I found somewhere today that is possibly providing an stream tomorrow. Havent verified it yet, if I do will post here
RobCatCdn…oh THANK YOU for that sexy picture of ROB. I can see knee hair. It’s so soft and so big and he looks SO GOOD. THANK YOU.
love,
debbo
I wish they would have shown the Teen awards live. This is torture to have to wait till tomorrow to see our sweet sexy Rob…MOVING and SEXY and talking. OH TO HEAR HIM TALK……sigh. I can’t WAIT! TORTURE TONIGHT. PLEASE let there be pictures tonight…please let there be pictures tonight….PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…. LOL
love,
debbo
I love it lol!!!!!! I applaud your photo work JAG!!!!
*Claps* That is one damn-sex-ass-hot photo….please Rob wear it make us happy little pervs!
mmmm…hope he’s listening to us…but, you know…that outit will definitely slap all of those tweens head first into puberty!!!
JAG – great pic…and, is it wrong that I still find him f*ckhawt even if all the body parts don’t quite line up
ShyNoMore re: tweens —> puberty. You’ve got right! LOL
His fucking legs are amazing in that pic…..Robs thighs….yum yum
Robs thighs are SO sexy….gahhhhhhhhhhhhh. LOVE the manties view too and that hairy belly…and the happy trail. OK…THUD…>>BOOM…debbo falls onto the floor and busts her ass.
debbo
Thank God – NO F*CKING BIRKIES!!!!! I think he would look unbelievably gorgeous in our choices – let’s see how close we get.
Ladies……
We done good!
Oh WOW! He is going to be smokin’ HAWT tonight!!! Be calm my loins…
“Be calm my loins” ROFL that’s great!!!
RobCatcdn….that is one HAWT pic of our boy! Don’t think I’ve seen that before…..*sigh*
Sus
You have to check out the entire photo gallery (where pic is from). There’s loads of yummy pics, and many where Rob is big (hehe … Rob … big … blushing). http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/
Thanks again leisha for posting a pic from that site. *smooches*
RobCatCdn & Sus,
Pattinson-Italia – What an awesome site!!!! There are so many HUGE pics!!!
WOWIEWOW! You are right on that! Thanks for sharing that site! AWESOME…there are some really HAWT RobPics coming in from TCA….I’ve already put a ton on my computer slideshow that I drool over nightly! Makes my panties ruffle! *POOF*
JAG! No dissing yourself on your Photoshop skillz… that compilation pic is fu**tastic!!
YUUUUUUUMMMMMMM-EEEEEEEEEE
*blacksout*
Ive got someone with real PS skills re-creating our TCA Rob. LOL
Exciting!! cant wait
Love the pic. JAG you are made of AWESOME.
Now, predictions on what he will say/do tonight?
Any references to popcorn coming out if his ass?
Since its a kiddy show, I expect no kiss. But I will be watching body language like a FBI profiler! “Criminal Minds” has nothing on my eagle eye…
Please, for all that is holy, Rob & KStew, please shower and be clean. And KStew, if you could cut & color your hair, that would be a huge bonus. You are done with Joan Jett, let her go. You are going to have to slip back into Bella mode very soon anyway. Start today with the hair!!
Anyone wanna bet if Rob’s shirt will be buttoned correctly? Of course, if he goes with the fawknhot black tee, no worries. Anything else, may prove difficult for him.
I admitted my lameness here the other day. But my plans tonight: Computer. Wine. Twitter.
Im with you Kristen…. I really hope kstew does something with her hair ,even if its just washed and combed.
She might not be able to do anything w/ her hair. The Twilight people might be taking care of that when she gets on location.
Hee! That’s exactly what I’m doing! Computer, wine and Twitter! Sucks that we have to wait until tomorrow night to see the show but I shouldn’t complain – at least we mostly get the same programming here in Canada that the U.S. does. It’s my birthday tomorrow…hoping that Rob gifts me with the sexspenders and sex boots!
NAH…I WANT A ROB KRISTEN KISS>….with tongue preferably. Come on Kristen….do it this time!
Still early here in CA., but saw pics of TCA already on Socialite Life….Rob looks HAWT (as usual) except he’s wearing the shiteous Nikes and ripped jeans. As for Kristen, and what she’s wearing, you’ll have to see it yourself! I miss her beautiful, long hair. Enough Joan Jett already! And, ITA w/Debbo….hopefully a full-on, make-out kiss with tongue! GAWD! The pics of his face are beautiful!!!
JAG love the photo shop pic that had me roflmao. and yay cos all the things i chose made the final cut.
Jag awesome job for our man. If he comes even close to this I’ll have a short in my computer from the drool.
RobCatCdn, I love the BIG picture. I didn’t notice the crotch and thighs till they were mentioned, I was hung up on the eyes and lips. Nice total package, really really nice.
Get ready, Robamedics…I have a feeling were going to be dropping like flies come 5pm.
JAG, you have mad photoshop skills! Awesome job! If he seriously wore that….
AddictedtoRob ———–> *DEAD*
Hi JAG, great job with the photoshop
you’re fab at that, so please don’t stop!
i didn’t vote as it is all the same to me -
whatever he does or doesn’t put on his body;
he will always be superhot and beautiful
we will always be here to perve and drool
you sisters made a wonderful democratic selection
bring it all on, Robert Thomas Pattinson!
ka kite ano see you all again!
You guys are so funny. Love it, good job! Can’t wait for pictures from TCA! When do you think we’ll have some?
Yea, I voted for the Helmut Lang shirt also and sex hair, sex boots, commando and dressy jeans. Those sexpenders are growin on me though. He looks hawt in them!!
Aah – I voted for undies. Wouldn’t want the boys to get saggy and wrinkly looking..
I’m hoping that he’s early on the red carpet….I have told myself that I have until midnight then I go to bed, so I am hoping that hes up the red carpet in the first hour and that we get pics. Fingers crossed!
Heres his chair!!! aaaahhh
ok so excited I didnt post the link! lol
http://uk.eonline.com/?edition=uk
I actually like the photoshop job JAG, I voted sexhair, Helmut Lang, and Dress Jeans though…ah well…got the boots, hair and commando..
I voted for the Helmut Lang shirt too. DAMN i miss that.
Scroll up & keep refreshing I am updating the TCA info.
Checked shirt and grey blazer (suit?) … dang, not even CLOSE to what we were hoping for but he looks good!
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/89719814/Getty-Images-Entertainment
It’s the Nikes – good for running from the crazy teens
http://www.popsugar.com/3903091
and at least KStew’s done something with her hair
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/89720424/Getty-Images-Entertainment
Jag, whatever happened to that gorgeous helmut lang shirt? He keeps losing, or giving his sexiest stuff away. I miss the sexpenders and I really believe he DID give them to Kellan (spelling?) We know he traded shirts with Tomstu many times too. Hope they don’t trade underwear too. EWWWWWWWWWW. LOL
Jag, you have a win, win, win site!
1. subject matter
2. Your presentation of subject matter
3. and the faithful follower comments
<3 it!
Thanks that’s sweet *hugs*