Well, its Saturday and you know what that means…a little video dazzle from Mr. Robert F-cking Pattinson!
Today’s edition is going to include some videos of Rob that I have never ever seen. Keep in mind, I am late to the RobGame so you may have seen some of these.
First up, a very short vid I haven’t seen, it’s sweet but DAMN I think I’m totes jealous here GAH!
More video jizz after the hump…
An interview I’ve never seen, old but verra cute.
This is so fucking HOT! How did I not see this interview. It’s Rob at the Hollywood Film Festival (look at my header, the centre pic) and he won award. He talks about wanting to be a writer too.
RomeRob Interview – the mesh sweater & the Sex HAIR! GAH
Enough Interviews – this is F*cking JizzTastic!
The Sexpenders are Unbelievable again…
PussyGate
I’m with you JAG. I haven’t seen some of these videos either.
GAH!!! Pussygate…can’t get enough of Pussygate!!!!
Oh, and FUCKING JIZZTASTIC is well, FUCKING JIZZTASTIC!!!!!
Love you JAG!!!
thank you JAG, you’ve made my day
now everything will go my way
with my lovely fix of Mr. Robert Pat…
the rest of today will be real phat!
trust all is well while i was absent
and we had no visits from Mr. Patttinson…
wouldn’t want to miss all the fun
you girls might have had with that cool sonofagun!
again, thanks for the lovely post
you are truly an imaginative host!
ciao bella,
!!Hello Leisha!!
Tess!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hun!!! How are you????
Fucking awseome little ditty as usual!!! 8)
As always, Tess…thanks! In the 3rd vid, Rob and the interview chick were totally flirting! Of course, I would have had him on the floor by then…LOL!
RAoR has been my homepage for several months now and has yet to disappoint.
Thank you for filling my daily need for Robert!
<3 JAG!!
You are the best.
JAG,great stuff.
LOVE the BARRY WHITE one best. woof. Nothing like a sexy rpatz. woof God that man is beyond sexy. oooooooohhhhhh
How would you go being a security guard at the airport? I wonder if you could get away with a quick stripsearch and body cavity rummage in one of the cubicles? ‘Um excuse me Mr. Pattinson, but I believe you may have something hidden in your pants that threatens the security of the nation? Could you just step into this room and remove those sexpender pants for a minute while I check it out for myself?’ Go for it you girls who write this stuff!!!
Major jizzplosion just gone off, sending shockwaves through my va-jayjay – especially the “Never Gonna Give You Up” vid – urrgghh, sweet holy mother of Rob, can’t get enough of seeing that boy snogging the face of a girl …. just wish it was meeeeeeeee!
Good God, I’ve now been up for 24 hours so MUST go to bed for a a bit (it’s 6.25am in London). Back later to see what all your scrumptious Pattinsluts have been up to. G’night (or g’mornin’) all.
That Barry White one ….lord gawd. Had to have it.
I put that one on my MYSPACE site cause it was beyond sexy. Where’d you find that one JAG? gahhhhhhhh
I wish I knew how to disable the AUTO START on the “DAILY MOTION” type videos. Can anybody tell me?
hi my sisters! survived another bitch of a RL day…time to sweep the hate all away!!
How to ever try to explain to anyone not similarly afflicted,
not similarly injected and not incurably addicted?
the hoot! the toot! the incredible lark
of this young man who leaves his indelible mark
on grown women who should know very a whole better
than to moon and mope and turn their brains to scatter;
Filling their minds with that unfathomable yearning
With the fact that they are irreversibly learning:
that HE alone gives them that inexplicable and guilty joy…
that sweet? that lovely? that young and indescribable boy!
Such a mysterious and unsurpassable enigma
exhibiting unique and unrepeatable phenomena:
like inciting simultaneous and global love and adulation,
like bewitching most of the world’s female population;
like his alone and perfect asymmetry,
like his living and transforming poetry;
like the seductive and plaintive voice of his,
when he serenades you to unspeakable bliss;
or when his broken chords cut and break
singing of angst and regret or love proved fake…
Oh my beautiful angel of the flickering screen,
commanding my heart in each individual scene;
my eyes follow with their committed trajectory
their target of affection and impious idolatory;
How I love you! how mad! how bad! how deep!
Now this secret I can no longer able to keep:
I love you down to my very bone marrow;
I love you today like yesterday and tomorrow;
I love every little bit of your life’s minutiae;
I will love you each and every of my living day;
I will love you through my ordinary inanity;
I will love you with my distracted insanity;
I will love you for no other reason
than that you are Robert Thomas Pattinson!
You are the cause of this helpless obsession
even that you are past all possible reach or possession!
That you live and breathe and are in this world
is more than enough for this eternal girl;
for though many years have passed me by,
I am still myself; I am still how I was; I am I!
I’m an innocent girl waiting for the perfect lover;
a persistent and faithful woman who can be patient forever;
For now you are here sharing this earthly space,
and although I may never encounter you face to face –
You cannot help the way that I feel for you inside;
You cannot stop this overflowing emotive tide;
For I will love you as I please
even you cannot prevent any of this!
So you just have to suck it in young man,
no wise reason or advice will stay my hand:
typing love words and verses that you’ll never read,
whispering love oaths and promises that you’ll never heed,
for I care not that you will not share this knowledge;
I care not I will never be free of this bondage…
Love and Desire are those terrible twins of destruction,
birthed by my own willing and idealised instruction:
in my imagination so wild and succulent -
you come to me all glorious and all opulent!
You love me and you tell me so;
you hold me and you need me so;
you want to stay here and be my own;
you meld to me, as blood to flesh and flesh to bone;
you take my hand and guide me to the paradise
of your body, your voice, your lips, your eyes…
we look and we gaze and we linger together
we swear and we pledge and we promise forever;
we say that we shall always be as one
and our love will be as present as the rising sun;
and that when the time will come at last
that we must leave this corporeal cast:
that we will go together where the sun will set -
with no rue nor misgiving nor a single regret!
Ah, sweet and perfect imaginations…
Ah, dreams and wishful fabrications…
and even now, as I behold your coruscating visage
so like an illusive and hallucinated mirage;
Ever as desirable and particularly alluring:
I surrender to this condition that is past all curing…
World, just let me love and hanker and ache…just let me be:
I am you. I am me. We belong irrevocably to Robert P.
love you all!! *Kiss*
cool to see you back again, Debbo!!
Wow. just wow. awesome Tess
Yeh, what Haystack said!
Seriously Tess, it’s like you’re inside my SOUL – you say everything I feel, but so much more eloquently (and politely!) than I ever could. Thanks again for sharing your wonderful mind and words.
WOW! That’s all I can add, Tess! You write what I only wish I could. You speak for us all! I still say, send them to Rob!
JAG, thanks as always for the delicious vids….love seeing new ones!
More Robsten shit all over the other sites….wish they’d just come out and say what’s really going on, so all this other crap would end! Either yay or nay, either way!!!
JAG how are there still vids out there i haven’t seen i trawl you tube daily and still you find some,thank you thank you thank you
According to twitter Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart AGAIN went to “HOTEL CAFE” in LA to see his best friend MARCUS FOSTER play music there. Rob and Kristen left separately. Rob’s agent picked HIM up. Marcus Foster stayed outside to take pictures. They were behind the curtain like last night but nobody in the audience bothered them even though they knew they were there. No pics either. Only pics of Rob leaving Chateau Marmont to go to the concert earlier in the evening. The twitter folks said Marcus Foster was AMAZING. Not surprised. He’s so talented.
debbo
Actually there were pics.
(they are on several sites this am)
Should be very interesting what happens on Sunday and for the next several months. I hope Rob can be happy and allowed to do whatever & be with whomever he wants.
TeamFawkhappyRob!!!!
Report is they left together, they got into the same car in the photos. Woot!
TessANZ
Wooowiiiiiiieee ~ love your poetic mind. You deserve a standing ovation for that beautiful poem *stands applauds*
hi Robsexme, glad you like it!
ciao bella!
Thanks JAG… totally jizz typing here. Rob is fucking hot. GAH!!!
The sexpenders at the airport security, gets me everytime. Had to watch it several times.
*swoon*
he’s fucking hot.
Hey Tess. great poem as usual. Nice to see you!
Debbo, even nicer to see you, honey
glad you are over that follicle thingee
bad hair today gone tomorrrow
no need to cause you sorrow
and love that you are enjoying your music
and appreciating your tastes so wide and eclectic
was looking at the gorgeous moon in the sky so bright
and thought of you, my lovely creature of the night
wondering where you went with your unhappy hair
so glad i came back and find you there
posting again and as fresh and as keen
all new again from where ever you have been
remember we all do love you so
head up. chin up. stand up and represent Debbo!!
ka kite ano see you again,
tess
Tess, That’s sweet..thanks.
Awesome. I havent seen some of these either. I could watch Rob all day *sighs*
Ahh itsange, I pretty much DO watch him all day. No work done, either in the office or at home …. that boy’s gonna get me into trouble (yeh, I wish!)
@fluffyliz yeah. Unfortunately i cant get away with it at work so i keep a pic of romerob on my desk…at home however its another story altogether. Way behind on the chores! Lol
JAG,
Love the HFF interview. Can the interviewer feel his f*ckhawtness??!!!!!!! He screams SEX!!
I would love to be that interviewer except I’d probably overstep my boundaries , touch him inappropriately and get fired.
I love that one too….I cant stop watching it!
He was TOTALLY full on flirting with her there. I don’t know how on earth she managed to withstand that and not just launch herself at him lol…I would have, or at the very least managed to find some way to touch him or brush up against him.
Also JAG, I know that youre busy and all but was there not an AssCandy pic that you were going to add to the Pics making us hot…..
Hey itsange,
I know it’s tagged, but here is a little asscandy for you. Enjoy….
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/hotelcafe_rob_06.jpg
Yum! Thanks Leisha!
I’d seen all of them except the Jizz…and *WOW*!! I mean *WOW*!!!!!!!
I can go to bed with a smile now…a little sweaty, but smiling…*pant*
JAG, heading into the weekend with a smile thanks to PussyGate—just love that video—it’s the best—<3
I’m like REALLY tired (slept too long, my kids are with their grandparents), so I can not form anything intelligent here.
So let me just say: DAMN!! A RomeRon interview. *thud* I guess some of you know by now that he’s my fav. That interview was the ebst thing to wake up to. THANKS!!
And the sexpenders vid. Love it.+
AND.. I love saturdays!
hey Heidi, loved your video,
truly well done! bravo!
Thanks, Tess!! Working on a new one now
Fucking iPhone. Can’t watch all of these. I can’t wait to be home with a desktop. Gah.
Since it’s saturday, and Rob video day, I would like to pimp my own. RomeRob:
Hope you like! (some of may have seen it, since I kind of pimpd it yesterday.)
Awesome vid Heidi! I missed it yesterday.
Heidi
Again … LOVE your RomeRob video!!! I found this on Flickr the other day … various super delicious wallpapers of Rob including 3 of RomeRob *wink*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/justrobpattinson/sets/72157613189001314/
Oh, well,thank YOU, RobCatCdn!!
Heidi!!!
Great video!!!! RomeRob is certainly fuckhawt!!!! I love the pic at 1:39 – the cheek suck…..yum!!!
RobCatCdn,
So many TwinRobs!!!! Mmmmm….MultipleRob.
A big THANK YOU to both of you!!!
<3
@Heidi
You owe me a new desk chair….
Rob was sure a cutie in HP … or as I like to say HHH in the making. And that HFF is great! Loved the whole interaction and his cute, funny responses. Plus he looked super sexy in that suit.
Like someone said the other day … only you JAG can make Rob going through security check look f*hot. LOL
You know me … always a little something to share on RobVideo day. I’ll have more later. *wink*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX0mLYYmErs
That vid is so HAWT!! Damn.. Need change of panties..
Super hot video! I love Saturdays!!!
Thanks for the video link. It was worth it to get to see some of the different pictures I had not seen. That’s getting hard and harder to do now cause we are experts in Rob and we’ve all seen them all.
@RobCatCdn
Loooooove that song. Gah,..just hearing that mixed with the hot pics of Rob,….Good Lord I think I moaned out loud while I was watching it! Good thing I’m here alone….
GoodGawdAlmighty! That is one f’ing HAWT video! *POOF* panties FLEW apart!
Holy FUCK!!! I never saw the sexpenders one! When he pats his asscandy!!! GAH!!!!!! And the Jizztastic one with Barry White. DIED. Awesome as usual JAG!!
Glad to see CookieNans is back! (RobCatCdn’s vid) I had my first multiplerobgasm ever watching her ‘Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover’ vid on youtube! My cockles are warm again! Thankyou Cookie (if you read this) for introducing me to Robworld! xxxx
Jizztastic Barry White Video……….*DEAD*
*Picks self off floor and watches sexpender video again*………………Oh my god! He grabs his ass! @#%^!&#%&^& *DEAD AGAIN*
Hey Spunk!
I replied to your comment yesterday. Go take a look ———–>. I replied to your comment that was posted at 9:42pm on the second page of the comments……the comment about the cuff……gah!
<3
ATR
Hi chickadee! I got your message back. Glad you liked all the fuckhawt cuff gifs. Yes, Rob is such a naughty dirty boy in our heads with that on, dontcha think? haha. And as fot the gif with “what is he doing at the piano?” Umm. Well, I think he was down on his knees (which sounds fuckawesome too haha) and he was climbing up and over the piano bench to sit down. But gah! If that did not make the best ever gif for reading Fan fic. haha! Now if he would only do that move again, but in his uhh Italy pants or fuck let’s just go ahead and say it…NAKED haha You know that’s what we want! So, he needs to remake that move naked at the piano and I will completely jizz and die! haha! Oh *sigh* we can dream. Ok, I’m off to write and I’ll check in later. Happy Saturday! Oh and btw, I requested to follow you on Twitter. Sorry, I didn’t see your message. I suck at Twitter, but I am trying to improve.
SpunkMe
I’m sorry all I caught of your reply was……
“He was down on his knees”…….”Now only if he would do that again in his Italy pants”…..”NAKED”………”Naked at the piano”……… For the love of all things holy, are you trying to kill me? Jesus. I need a drink or 6.
Now I have to sit through my little b-day party (aarrgghh, nightmare is more like it) with the RL friends and try to pay attention to them and act like I care about what they’re saying while I’ll secretly be fantasizing about Rob doing that piano hump move…NAKED. Gah!
So, how’s the writing coming? I can’t wait to read more (no pressure)! You have some serious talent, writing FF!
Oh and I accepted your follow me thingy. I suck at the whole Twitter thing too- I just started it so I’m still trying to figure it all out.
*hugs*
ATR
Who likes FingerPorn???
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/n792489704_1444014_7934913.jpg
All Black & Whites (my personal favourites)
http://thinkingofrob.wordpress.com/2009/08/08/how-about-some-black-white-pics-of-robert-pattinson-in-japan/
Finger porn owns my arse.
Le Delish
I do, I do…*raises hand enthusiasticlly*
Hey leisha…love, love, love these pics…Rob is so beautiful in black&white!!!
But he’s pretty in colour too…check out these….
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/comic_con_103.jpg
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/n27961123530_933961_8600.jpg
ShyNoMore,
Let’s face it….the man looks pretty/beautiful/handsome/stunning/fuckhawt in anything!!!! Colour, black & white, clothed, un-clothed…..
And especially smiling….
http://twitpic.com/chb6t
@leisha
Oooo me me me me me me!!!! Leisha,….Over here!!
*jumping up and down on the couch and waving hands emphatically*
I. Love. Rob. Fingerporn.
Thank you Leisha (And Spunk!) for my fix. I needed that.
Wow!!! Never seen this one before…
http://twitpic.com/d8lfc
Nice find leisha!
Love your enthusiasm hairlikeahaystack!!!!
Glad you enjoyed them!!!!
<3,
Leisha
ME, ME, ME!! #1 FingerPorn lover here….GAAAWWW! Thankyou, thankyou
Leisha for thinking about my Robsession! Like the black’n'whites…..
You’re welcome Sus!!!
Anything to aid & abet your Robsession!!!
I love the FingerPorn too. Along with the HandPorn, ForearmPorn, GunPorn, ClaviPorn, NeckPorn, RightEarPorn, JawPorn, HotBritishAccentPorn, HairPorn, LipPorn, OtherEarPorn, PecPorn, HappyTrailPorn, MantiePorn, CommandoPorn, ThighPorn, CuteAwkwardFeetPorn….shit, did I miss anything????
Lol…
Watching the RomeRob interview vid is EXTREME distracto with the manties & blackT pics flashing at the side of the screen !!!
My eyes can’t take the overload, toooo much beauty
I had to stop watching the JizzTastic vid because it was just too much hotness!
Dear Rob,
You are so f*cking hot! SHIT!
Annie
Here’s another vid for you ladies … a RobFest
LOVE ME SOME ROMEROB!!!!!!!!!!
<3
I’m drunk, and wiritng in here, in english, when I shpuld be writing in norwegian. Well. I’ve got the hickups. Don’t know why, but there it is. Maybe Rob is thinking about me? haha
Got to go, BF calling from bed. he likes drunkHeidi. DrunkHeidi usually lot of fun. See you later!
BHye!
No fair! Heidi gets to have all the fun!!
My man fell asleep. No fun for this babe tonight.
Is it weird that I have trouble watching the Hollywood Film Festival interview because I am so jealous of that girl interviewing him? Her closeness – oh, and do they touch? Hot damn, you know? GAH!!! Team WhatevermakesRobhappy – yes – I have to keep reminding myself!
where the hell is everybody?
GAHHH!! You ROCK!
Your website is very nice! I’ve been scouting around for videos about the charactures and actors and this is the first one that isn’t junky or chaotic.
Thank you!