So as I’m sure you all know, Rob will be attending the Teen Choice Awards on August 10th and so will Jen from www.myrobertpattinson.com. Score! Be sure to follow Jen on twitter because she’s gonna be tweeting all night from the show and dealing all the RobPorn she can get her hands on at http://myrobertpattinson.tumblr.com 
Anyway, I’ll talk more about the awards on Monday.
So Jen thought it would be fun if we played dress up with Rob for the TCAs. You know, put up some options and let you guys choose and cuz you know Rob reads RAoR regularly as if & I wish, you know he will fulfill our little clothing request. BTW Rob we are still waiting to see the Plain Gravy shirt and the Horse show shirt *taps foot*
So here we go, we’re going to pick his shoes, pants, shirt, manties and hat. The poll will stay open until Saturday at noon EST at which point I will tabulate the results and post the winning outfit on Monday, the day the event is televised. You can vote as many times as you want, I’m not restricting that.
The Shoes – pick wisely he may have to run from the crazees.
The other choices and the selection polls after the bump n grind…
Okay so here are the selections. Click on them to go to the linked page, then click on the picture itself to blow it way up (until it screams your name heehee).
Cue the music sexy mamas this is gonna be fun!
Make your selections wisely!
Oh JAG,
How can you make us decide??? So many combinations to choose from….
I think it should be:
CommandoRob
Sexpenders
Helmut Lang
SexBoots
Sex Hair
But, I’m sure this combo will change again real soon…….
Good morning Rob lovers.
Nice post JAG. I’ll go with the sex boots, manties, dark jeans, a new grey or black v-neck T-shirt with his love of a layered look-lightweight black jacket or something layered on top that he feels “cool” wearing over it…and messy hair the way it is now. Sorry I got out of control. Was just trying to make people laugh, that’s all. I’m not THAT bad in real life. Let’s not dwell on this. Just move on. I love you guys and like being here, with ALL of you.
Have a great and loving ROB day.
debbo
hehehe…there it is!!!
first again 2 days running. geesh, i need to do something about this Robsession.
that’s it!!! banning myself from laptop use at work!!!!
oh, and yes, my dress combo for Rob has changed more than a dozen times today. mainly wavering between sex hair and beanie, and helmut lang shirt and black tee. but something new would be brilliant as well!!!!
Morning gals, my choices keep changing too that’s why you can vote more than once. I really love how Robs ass looks in the RobnanaNut Muffin jeans But I really miss the sexpenders GAH!
JAG,
Oh the sexpenders would be an EPIC WIN!!!!
And, I may or may not have voted about 30 times already.
*looks sheepish*
Leisha is always the early bird.
I fell asleep early.
Good Morning/Evening Debbo,
You know what they say about the early bird…..
Always catches the worm!!!!!
I really DO miss the sexpenders A LOT, but somehow I think he’s gotten rid of them or left them in london. I do think he’s afraid of being “caught” by the straps, but they are really sexy.
It being the TEEN CHOICE awards…..Rob COULD just go classic Rob which means wearing something like what he wore to COMIC CON this year.
However, we WERE REALLY LUCKY to get to see the SEX BOOTS again. That was such a gift, huh?
I think anything could happen with Rob. Who knew he’d wear a blue jacket to MTV awards….but he looks good in damned near anything, I just want to see his smiling face. That beautiful, gorgeous face and his sexy, eloquent voice.
CAN’T WAIT.
debbo
Leisha….
“worms”. Not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
OK…gotta go get my haircut. God I am scared….(breathing into bag). LOL
debbo
Debbo….
ten foot WHAT???? hehe
Good luck with your haircut!!!! I love having my hair done!!!! Just had mine cut the other day.
xxx
Holy shit the first comment was totally the outfit I was gunning for. It shocked me enough to pull me out of lurkerdom!
Leisha….
Back from hairdresser. Hot out there here in Florida. whew. They changed the SHAPE of my hair and of course I’m freaking, it’s not me. I will restyle it MY OWN WAY…..with the cut they gave me. Freaks me out-I have a certain funky look I like and they make it more mainstream, ugh. I’ll fix it. HAIR PRODUCTS! Bring on the HAIR PRODUCTS. LOL
I just adore Rob so. Looking at pictures of his amazing face and eyes just makes me so happy. Why is that? We should really think about that. WHY IS THAT? There’s LOTS of gorgeous men out there, but they don’t make me JOYFUL or HAPPY. What is it with Rob?
Found this one on my favorite aussie site I visit everyday. You all have seen it. But it’s a beauty.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/inglorious_027.jpg
debbo
Ooh, thanks Debbo – I didn’t have this one in my collection … but I have now!
As for what it is about Rob, well it really is a bit indefinable. He’s a handsome/beautiful man for sure, but it’s more than that. Like so many others here I thought he was a good looking boy in Twilight, but it was all the interviews and videos that showed us that he was beautiful inside and out and made us fall in love with ROB. And his eyes (God, his EYES!), well they are full of soul and are gorgeous for their own sake, but on top of that he just has this sparkle, twinkle, call it what you will, that draws us in. He laughs about it, but he really does DAZZLE us!
It also has to be said that the internet feeds our addiction in a way that has never really happened in the past and keeps us coming back for more and more and more and …. well, you get my drift!
Hey Debbo,
sorry about the hair issues. it sucks *ahem* when it goes wrong. i’m sure you’ll make it “yours” in no time!!!
thanks for the photo. i love his cheeky little grin…..
JEESH ROB IS DRIVING A GREEN PORSCHE today in LA. WIth such little driving skills he has, I sure hope he’s being careful cause man, a porsche is a lot of power….. Check out the picture of Rob from TODAY.
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-21311
I agree with leisha!
Tha only thing I’d change is the CommandoRob. I like the Peekaboo Manties because it’s like seeing something I’m not supposed to see!
I don’t want him to have saggy balls someday eiher!
Yeah, I said it!
Dangerous, but HOT!
Hey Chainsaw,
I’ve changed my mind as often as I’ve changed my underwear lately!!! (and that is pretty damn often!!!!)
Peekaboo manties are just yummy too!!!
Oh, I was talking about the Porsche, not the manties!
I’m with you, Leisha, but I think I have to go with the Black V-tee. It makes my girly parts twitch! *POOF* Of course, what part of Rob doesn’t? That’s my problem!
First comment!
1.Sexpenders.
2.Peekaboo Manties.
3.The black vee tee <3
4.SexBoots.
5.Nuffin' but the sex hair.
Almost first, you got caught in the sin bin.
I can not handle the Birks. Total lady boner killer.
Sex hair, sexboots, RNM jeans, Helmut Lang. And commando. Always commando.
Agreed tiff,…..birkies, ugh please God no.
I also voted the same as you,…with the exception of the pants. Because it is the TCA, I voted the sexpender pants. A show like that needs something a little more interesting.
I can’t wait to see how this poll turns out…..
Ah ha! We voted the same! YES!! *Kurplunk!* *DrooooOOOool*
Tiff
You’ve totally named my list 100% !!!
I forgot it was a Teen Show LOL “duh” (in my best Rob voice) Im voting for manties. DAMN!
I feel about birks the way Rob feels about UGGS. Not pretty. LOL
Gotta get my hair cut today and nervous. They always cut too much. It’s actually traumatic when I go. I’m dreading it. LOL Hope I come back “me”. LOL
Wish me luck. Later gals..
debbo
@Debbo
I hate stylists who don’t listen to what their clients want. Some stylists just have a “World’s greatest hairstylist” complex, and are too busy lifting themselves up onto that pedestal to actually LISTEN! Then there are some who are just no-talent-party-girls, who have NO CLUE what the difference is between a “trim” and an actual cut….
*gets down off soapbox* Whew,…I feel better. Good luck with your cut Debbo. If you were here, I would give you what you wanted……..Ahem,….a good haircut. (Get your mind out of the gutter…..)
HairLikeaHaystack,
She changed the WHOLE SHAPE of my hair then does it all poofed and I hate poofed. I just asked for a cut. So I will take my hair products and funk it back up again. 
Guess I’ll have to get used to the change….I guess change is good, but you know how freaky people get about their own “hair look”. I just used hair product on it and I think I can make it funky with hair product. Traumatic for me though. As a musician I have to look a certain way, but still not go crazy. I walk the fine line…. LOL
Hehehehehe….Thanks for the hair comment. I’d have you do it if you were here. BIG TIP too.
debbo
NO ON BIRKIES.
@Debbo
Gah! I hate poofy. Put away the curling irons ladies!!! And yes,…I DO know how people get about their own hair. I have some clients that just prefer to take the styling into their own hands after I’m finished. I just stand back and let ‘em have at it! I love that you walk the line between funky and normal. Creative clients are my favorite! What kind of music do you play?
Toss the Birkies! No sex dreams from them!
Too easy Jag! It’s got to be Commando in the RobNanaNutMuffins with sexboots, sex hair and – if he HAS to wear a shirt – I think it has to be the henley. Yum.
And surely the birkies are more shiteous than the Nikes? Jus’ sayin’
Another great post. Love the polls, and the tags (hee hee “Duran Duran blazer” – I felt this way about them back in the day… way, way back in the day)
Hey I love the birkies *look around* I may be alone on that. I just threw them in for a giggle.
I may or may not still love my Duran Duran…;-)
JAG – I’m with you! I love the birkies! My husband had a pair just like that for years – and the Dad FrenchRob shirt too – huh, coincidence? Is Rob raiding my husband’s closet? Can I come in there and help him pick stuff out? Seven minutes of heaven… or 1 hour would be nice.
My husband got a lot of slack for the birkies clogs. One foreign post-doc in his lab asked him, “But these are women’s shoes, no?” But, God bless him, he didn’t care and still wore them for years. Weird, but Rob is bringing me closer to DH – making me think he’s hotter. Is there anything Rob CAN’T do?
Thanks for the awesome posts JAG – I’m still reeling from Good Boy/Bad Boy, BTW. Explains a lot. I meant to write at the time that I definitely need some sweet with my sexy. I never liked Colin Farrell, for instance or on the other end of the spectrum, Zac Efron (nothing against either guys). Give me a wonderful combo and I’m in heaven.
Can’t wait to vote – still working it out. God, those lucky teens! They won’t know what to do with all that sexy!
@JAG and MyRobbie
I love the birkies too! *ducks head at the flying groans from the RAoR ladies*
Honestly, Rob could wear pretty much anything and be f*ckhawt!
addictedtorob,
“rob could wear almost anything and look f*ckhawt,”
Can anybody name ANYTHING he wore that you DIDN’T like?
I didn’t like the light purple shirt he wore in RM. Didn’t seem like a good color on him. The TAG left on the jacket was pretty funny.
OH, I hate the casual grey gym pants he wore when he went shopping for the thrift store red t-shirt he got in LA. The one a-hem Leisha thought had something “rather large” in them going commando. LOL
Other than that, I can’t think of anything else…..cept maybe the beach cargo shorts and also the ones he wore on the roof in RM. Not really his style…. I LOVE HIM in the really tight jeans…..he can’t go wrong in the button fly. GAWD. No wonder he loves those. THEY ARE LIKE SKIN on him. woof.
debbo
I was into “the pretenders” back in the day….LOL I always wanted to look like Chrissie Hynde only more feminine. . Now I would give anything to look like the new singer “DIANE BIRCH”. She’s so tiny and waif looking wearing the black tights and funky rock clothes and dark eyeliner. I love that look. At least for at night any way…
debbo
Debbo
I agree…I didn’t care much for the purple tee either and there’s a couple other articles of clothing of his that I wouldn’t mind burning BUT it didn’t take any points away from his f*ckhawt score. He could wear a trash bag… (fantasizing about taking Rob behind a dumpster in 3.2.1 *POOF*) and I’d still find him to be the sexy man ever. Gah!
I love his hobolicious clothing style! I love that he doesn’t give a damn, makes him even hotter….if that is at all possible.
Oooohhh..and speaking of sexiest man in the world…..He’s on the Daily 10 right now and he’s #1!
Oh Jag, I love it when you do these polls. They are so much fun. Did you look at my last comment from yesterday’s post?
I saw it. We have a “Robert” that comes and posts. As to know whether it is “the chosen one” we will never know, but we all highly suspect this is not the case. However, the speculation is a blast and the “Robert” that does come to see us is well-versed in his Brit terms.
Plus he’s (or she’s) witty, fun, and loves our JAG so what is there not to love about him (or her).
I miss you “Robert.” I hope you are having a blast wherever you are. Just so you know, I think your friends are awesome. Bobby & Sam are very polite and generous, I never judged you or who you hung out with before, but now the thought will never cross my mind. I knew you were a great judge in character. Best wishes with tons of kisses.
Your pervy adorer,
Christina
JAG, love you bunches hon! You are still rocking, babes!
I believe that our “Robert” is not the real one because the IP pings from a different but constant locale. That being said there are ways to block & redirect your IP to protect your privacy.
Either way we love our “Robert” & have fun with him
Christina4,
I guess it really doesn’t matter if the “robert” that visits us occasionally is really rob or not. It IS fun to speculate, I agree, but to me I kind of just see it as we are all loving Rob in our own way here and sending out thoughts out into the internet black void and we can all “pretend” he’s read them, but I think there’s a 90% chance he may only come maybe once a month if ever….he’s SO BUSY and my god he’s working so hard and people are dragging him this way and that. Hell, the man has to eat and sleep and read and talk to his friends and deal with business on top of ALL OF THAT, besides getting up at the crack of dawn for shoots for films. I don’t see how he could spend time reading our posts.
But let’s pretend he does. It’s more fun that way, isn’t it?
Besides, Christina4, the “robert” that DOES come likes you. So, if he’s really Rob, you can just glow from that and get a thrill from it. I know I would any way.
This is all just fun. I adore Rob…and so I adore anybody who also adores Rob. We all have good taste in men.
He just blows my mind….
debbo
@JAG
*giggling* “The Dad Shirt….” Hee-hee-hee,…my husband has a shirt like this, and now, (thanks to you,) I’m going to laugh everytime I see him with it on. If only he knew……
Hmmmm, Maybe I should try to find him one of those black v-neck tees…..
Ummmmm. the black v-neck tee…maybe a new one for the teenie-tweenies….and for us! If he wears the Birks….uggggg!
Ooooh, it’s a Build-A-Rob workshop! Once he’s done stuffing me….I mean, once he’s stuffed, do I get to take him home (so he can stuff me some more hehe)?
I’m all for Rob being Rob, but personally, I want him to throw on a new SUPA FUCKHAWT outfit. Dial it up a bit, my only request is that he is “Freeballin’, now I’m freeballin’, FREE-BALLIN’! Commando, Rob, always and forever Commando. I’ll root for that team any damn day. GO TEAM!
Always Rob’s,
XXXtina
Pssst: I wish he’d wear a hunter green fitted Hanes shirt like his black one with some dark denim or dark khaki. I don’t think he would, but a girl can dream, right?
lmfao! “once he’s done stuffing me, i mean….” so classy!!
Yep, classy, that’s me on every level. Class with a bit of sass and a whooooooole lot of Rob love. I adore that man.
LMAO Christina you always know how to make me smile
Love the Build-A-Rob comment!! So funny!
Could we just contact the TCA and request that Rob have wardrobe swap intermissions?
No? Alright. Let’s go with……
SexBoots (God Bless the SexBoots!)
SexHair (Yes and Please!)
Stoli Shirt (How can you not love the Stoli shirt, especially now that it’s been so lovingly repaired with thread that doesn’t match the shirt?…who cares if it’s an award show…We want him to be comfortable, right?)
Robnana Nut Muffin Jeans (Lord have mercy….those jeans cause instant Robgasms!)
and although I lurrrrve seeing the peekaboo manties, I vote for Commando. Please strut your f*ckhawt self around the TCA’s going commando! Hell, always go commando! *fans self*
JAG, thanks so much for doing what’cha do soooooooo well! Awesome post as always!
You’re welcome
Great music choice!! That little band from Texas… saw them in concert this year at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo! : D
Amen! only wish i knew which little band from Texas it was—they rock—
JAG, couldn’t you mention what the music is—at least from time to time—for the musically illiterate among us—<3
Ooo sorry. ZZ-Top, Sharp dressed man.
YES YES YES! i am so excited to dress rob!
peek a boo manties
sexpender pants
helmut lang shirt, but ONLY IF it is buttoned wrong and peeking the manties.
sex boots
sex hair
let’s see if he does us a solid and wears the top voted from each category!!
@ myrobertpattinson
“Helmut lang shirt, but ONLY IF it is buttoned wrong and peeking the manties”
*raises hand*
Can I change my answer to be the same as myrobertpattinson’s answer???
I think those “requirements” might be dangerous for me…The HL shirt, buttoned wrong showing the manties…… *GULP* would most likely black out and miss the show.
If he wears that, I.am.died.
Love the idea of the shirt not being buttoned correctly….
Yeah….the miss-buttoned shirt with manties showing is SO HOT. God….besides that’s kind of his little trademark now isn’t it? Have you seen anybody else do that? He’s miss-buttoned his shirts so OFTEN, he has to be doing it on purpose. I think it’s sexy and unique. I agree.
I’d be happy if he wore the button fly jeans every day. He almost does. lol They are so beyond hot it’s frightening.
debbo
I voted almost the same as you – just chose a different shirt – but you convinced me with the buttoned wrong suggestion! I vote for “myrobertpattison”‘s wardrobe choices.
I like to think the shirt is buttoned wrong because it was buttoned back up in a rush….*wink, wink, wink*…..(This particular theory could just be the result of too much fanfic,…)
But the real reason is probably just because he doesn’t really care……Hmmmm, maybe both?
hairlikeahaystack,
well, it can be quite difficult to do the buttons up correctly in a hurry, in the back of a limo/inside an elevator/behind the dumpster/in the broom closet….
anywhere i’ve missed???
(not too much fanfic at all!!!!!)
@leisha
(with some credit to SpunkMe…)
…in a friend’s bathroom,…in the ladies room,..in the boss’s office,…in the stairwell,…on the tantric sex chair,….in the supply closet, *winks to SpunkMe*…..in the woods..(Gaaaaah….)….*winks again to Spunk*….(I really liked that one……the cuff….the spanking…….*poof!*)
holy shit….the cuff…..*thud*
@leisha
Maybe he should, um,…..you know,….accessorize with “the cuff” for the TCAs…..*losing my shizz at the thought….*
hairlikeahaystack…
ok, that may or may not be more than i can handle!!!!!!!!
maybe he could just wear the sex boots, sex hair and cuff (and a smirk)
akadkfjruwooqowoqofjwerjka…..
*having heart murmurs*
@leisha…
Oh God……my brain just died.
hairlikeahaystack…
oops…sorry about that…one of my fantasies got let out of the bag…..
hairlikeahaystack & leisha…..yes, yes, yes….the cuff….the perfect accessory for any outfit…or no outfit at all….*thud*
ShyNoMore,
OK, I promised myself no RAoR at work, but you mentioned CUFF again, and I couldn’t resist!!!!!
Oh the cuff!!!!
*thud*
leisha…since you’re obviously not working too hard….I don’t feel guilty about this….
http://www.coldtwilight.com/wp-content/uploads/rob-pattinson-smile.jpg
ShyNoMore,
FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve never seen that one!!!!!
Oh….the CUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that smile….. *thud*
Where’s SpunkMe????? Hopefully writing more chapters!!!! Love you Spunk!!!
And I LOVE YOU TOO ShyNoMore!!!!
Yea,….where is Spunk? I credited her for the hot places to have sex,…and she’s not here to enjoy it?
Thanx for the cuff pic ShyNoMore…..cuffporn and fingerporn all in one nice sparkly package…*sigh*…
Totes gonna have to go with: Shiteous Nikes, RNM Jeans, Helmut Lang. Shirt, manties (just so theirs more fun clothes ripping when he takes me home after the after party!!), and of course The SEX hair!! (that will naturally become sexier when im through with him!!)
kthanxbye!
)
What I want to see him wearing and what he should wear to the Teen Choice Awards are two different things!!!
I voted for manties, nutmuffin jeans, shiteous Nikes, hot white henley and sex hair. These are pre-pubescents, people. Let’s not scare ‘em or turn ‘em into sex-crazed loons before their time.
Personally for me, it’s RomeRob all the way. The hot wardrobe, the free-ballin’, the sex boots, the sex hair. Easy access is what I’m talkin’ about. But that’s for the alleyway, not the TeenieWeenie awards. I do have one tiny shred of decency left in here somewhere, though RomeRob does his best to stamp it out on a daily basis.
Leann
Here’s a little RomeRob for you but check out the entire the set *wink*
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=1492&fullsize=1
The RomeRobLipBite
The Holy Grail of Hotness.
Yup. *DEAD*
RobCatCdn…holy heart failure batman! High def lip-biting action! I am died along with jaimegrrrl. The boy is TOO MUCH to handle. But I would definitely love the opportunity to try to “handle” him!!!!
I’m going with these-
Commando
Black Vee Tee
Dressy Jeans
Nikes (Sorry, but I likes ‘em!)
SEX HAIR.
OMG this was so fun! thanks honey
I like how you posted pictures before, where we didnt have to wait and click on them. Will you bring those back please, its a lot more convinent that waiting for the pics to load.
hmmm….I don’t see my original comment…..must’ve been eaten, coz it wasn’t pervy enough for the Sin Bin…
Oh well….
It probably went into the Sin Bin….It’ll show up later once JAG releases it!
If he could look about the same as in Rome, I’d be the happiest girl on earth!
Heidi
So you saw that I left you a few (LOL) RomeRob pics for you yesterday. *wink*
Oh, I saw..! And I’m sore from all the rightclicking! Thank you so very, very much!
I took pity on the Dad shirt and voted for it ;o)
GAH!
roflmao JAG ok is it wrong to find this so much fun.lol
ok i say sexboots for sure, gotta wear the sexpenders and that black vee neck tee *thud* and top off with the sex hair and rob going commando and thats me done
GO NAKED! * just dreaming out loud*
but i hope he wears a nice suit with skinny tie….
when ever i see him in a suit i always fantize about him as james bond
I love the suits too but Im thinking he’ll be casual.
QoP … here’s a little something for you *wink*
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=1416&fullsize=1
thank you!*hugs*
but then again i love to see that as in some jeans, umph i want to grab to handfulls
* ass
im jizztyping
uh oh sweety .. the t-shirt poll is viewable!!!
thanks I noticed and fixed it.
I don’t care what he wears, but…please Lord…let there be a wardrobe malfunction…..
Amen!!!!
*busting out in laughter* Yes please!
Ooo! Ooo! I vote commando, aaaand sexpender pants malfunction!!! Yeeeessss.
hairlikeahaystack…as Rob would say…that’s “naughty”…good thinking!
yeah!
Maybe a *pop* of the button-flys, and the holy peen makes it’s debut? NAH….way too much for the tweenies….maybe backstage for we Pattinsluts?
They’re taping it,…so they’d just black it out anyways….so unfair.
God lord, decisions….
Can’t he just go 100% commando ???
My eye’s would really appreciate THAT lot
Lovely idea Kylie, but he probably wouldn’t make it out of a teen event alive !!! (or any event, come to that!)
JAG … another poll … hehe … this is fun!!
So I voted for dressy jeans, manties, Helmut Lang shirt (unbuttoned … of course!!!), sex boots and sex hair.
I love it when he wears tighter jeans (better asscandy shots). Since they are tighter he can’t go commando and risk hurting … ummm … his assets.
I also decided against the sexpenders … Teen fan girls could do nuts … too easy to grab. *wink*
But actually, I would love for Rob to be wearing something we’ve never seen before shirt and pant wise. I have to admit that I was a happy camper when we got daily pics on the RM set… something old, something new, something borrowed … oh wait wrong scenario. LOL
Aww, we voted for the same outfit! *touched*
But yeah, I would like to se something new. We need some new inspiration, it’s not like we are obessed or anything, right girls?
Something new would be a treat.
I vote for something new too… Fresh Rob…
yep I voted the same
Lordy, the thought of dressing Rob..THUD. Totally freeballin, RNM jeans, pectastic henly, sexboots, sex hair. Always the sex hair. My girlie bits are tingling at the thougth. This is fun JAG!!!
This is too hard! I love so many of thes things! Imagining each new combination is killing me!
Can we just vote on what we’d like to take off of him??? And in what order?
LMAO all of it and quickly
Awww…it’s sooo hard to choose!
I went with sex boots (for a quick getaway and possible weapons), manties (commando is too much for the tweenies), dressy jeans (sexpenders could possibly be used as weapons *against* him), black vee (for comfort), and sex hair….because nothing should EVAH cover the sex hair.
Mmmmmmmm…..sex hair……
Ohhh….we voted the same!!! Countdown until Monday, August 10th! 5.4.3.2.1.
BLASTOFF!
JAG,
I think he should go with 1)commando
2)sexpender pants
3) Helmut Lang shirt
4) sexboots
5) sexhair
By the way, I think you have a great idea in a paper doll Rob here. Or like an adult version of Dolly Pops Dress Show…I’d buy it, but I’m a freak.
Can we get a blow up doll version of the Rob paper dolls please?
@wtm… anatomically correct blow-up dolls complete with sexhair… *faints*
ACK twitter is failing! I feel so lost.
Oh good. I thought it was me and my technotardiness making twitter fail. come back soon twitter!!!!
Thank god it’s not just my computer. I don’t even know what to do with myself without twitter. Pathetic..
Seriously, WTF! Im actually doing work…This insanity must stop. GAH
Thanks for mentioning this, I was hoping it wasn’t just me.
JAG, don’t do it. Don’t .. WORK?? *panicking*
I think I need a tweetervention! GAH I cant take this, chest feels tight, pulse racing, beads of sweat forming. I need MY TWITTER!!!!!!!!!
Easy, Jag, eeeasy. Take a deeeep breath, and then you go to Youtube, and watch some Rob vids. Your favorites. It’s gonna be aaaalright. Now, now. Reeelaaaax..
Going.Through.Withdrawals.
I need my PattinPervs. I’m lost without you on Twitter.
I am lost without TWITTER!!!! WTF!!! It was bad enough Rob left the East Coast for the West Coast on Tuesday… I just recovered and now no Twitter!! Somebody better fix something! I’m scaring myself here!
JAG i haven’t notice how much addict i’m with twitter until today. F*ck i can’t even concentrate in my work i miss so much the damn sound my Twitterdek make every second announcing new message.
I know wtf. I dont know if Im getting more work done or less LOL
How long can this go on?!?!?!?!
*cries*
Thank god it’s back up. I actually had to do something with my kid while it was down! GASP!
@Wastingthemorning
The HORROR!
I kind of hope he wears something new that we’ve never seen before like at MTV. And I’m thinking Stephenie will make sure this happens. (Or she better.)
I love this btw. We have a similar thing going on at the forums for Stewie. Cuz dressing girls is so much more fun! lol
<3 JAG
C2R
That’s what I said too … something new. LOL
Rob did look super yummy at the MTV.
A little present for you. *wink*
http://pattinson-italia.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=4345&fullsize=1
GUH!!!!! That pic. SO much yummy RobFur. Thanks
RobCatCdn
Oh God! *I.AM.DIED*
You know JAG.. we should create one of those dress up paper dolls of him.. you remember the kind with the little flip tabs that held the clothing on.. or even the new magnetic ones they have now… can you imagine…
If we put manties on the doll we could sell the PG13 rated set to the youngins and then make an X rated version for the grown-ups… hmmm I may be on to something… It’d be like having a pocket edward.. but it would be a Dress-up Rob… I’m feeling photoshop in my future…..
(Oh and Rob.. please forgive the silliness… look at it as inspiration
)
Okay JAG here are my choices:\
Commando (love the low slung pants to show the abs)
Sexpenders – Everyones faves
Black Vee Tee – I love the cling!
Sexboots – I don’t care for most of his other shoes
The Sex Hair – I dream about this so often its scary!
I hope that we do get some of these items right and in anticipation…waiting with baited breath for Robbie to re-surface. XXOO and all the RobPorn we can take!
Whichever pants he chooses,…Rob may want to stash a pair of earplugs in the pocket. Those teen girls can scream at a frequency that makes dogs die….
“that makes dog die..” roflmfao
Definitely needs the earplugs………and 3-7 (whichever) shots of Jim Beam before getting out of the limo!
Good post, JAG. I like this game!
There are some HOT selections here, but since he’s going to the TEEN Choice Awards and it’s a family show, no commando. Damn it!
Although I would rather be in charge of the disrobing afterward (or anytime, hello!), for this event, I’d pick manties, Robnana jeans, Helmut Lang shirt, sex hair and sexboots. Hopefully there will be no actual wardrobe malfunctions at the show but I wouldn’t mind a private one, just sayin! I know, get in line!
(Ahh, Duran Duran…my first loves. Finally saw them live last year after 25 years of adoration and thankfully, my childhood heroes did not disappoint.)
@DontQuestionMe
You were so lucky! I am still waiting. Duran Duran came to New Zealand last year too but played only one show, on a WEDNESDAY night, in Auckland (an hour’s flight away from where I live). For those of us with kids at school it was impossible and I was so bummed. If only they’d played on a Saturday night, my BFFs from school days and I would have been there like a shot.
I personally think I have always been drawn to a man with a strong jawline – John Taylor, our Rob… oh, and the hubby.
Clarification guys. Jen will be live tweeting Sunday 8pm EST time because the show is being taped and then aired on Monday. Some people may think this is spoilerish but to me its just doubling my pleasure, doubling my fun.
http://myrobertpattinson.tumblr.com/
Oh yes, give me double the pleasure. hehehehehe
I have my fav sexyboots, sexspender, blackvee. It would be fun see him in the stoli. But know Rob he would surprise us as always… any ways, i’m sure no matter what he dress, he would look hot, sexy and more important he’s going to make us throw away our panties. YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I just took a peek at the results and we have a few blow outs and a few really really surprisingly tight races.
Is it anal retentive of me that I tried to match the items of clothing that I picked? And I even considered that if I paired the black tee with the black pants, the blacks might not match up due to fading? Is that normal?
heehee I said “blow outs” Focus JAG. I thought the same thing. I can’t put him in all black, I just can’t gah
Blow out makes me think diaper, not gutter. I think my perv is off today. Twitter effed it up.
f*cking twitter is seriously killing my Rob buzz.
Just think.. For all we know Rob was pap’d streaking through Hollywood completely nekkid. But we won’t see it. For hours. Thanks Twitter.
Ha! I also thought about how the whole outfit would look! But I don’t think Rob would mind the all black potentially not the same blacks outfit. And no need to worry about fading – that only happens to clothing that is washed too frequently
I TOTALLY VOTED BASED OFF OF WHAT WOULD MATCH.
(i also may have made sure he was slighty dressy so that kristen would also be slighty dressy. yep. i did that.)
Sex Hair
Helmut Lang Shirt
Dress Jeans
Peek a boo manties
Sex boots
Yes!! *dreaming of Rome*
I’m actually going to Rome in three weeks. To bad theres no Rob there *sigh*