Let loose a f*cktastic giggle on the set of Remember Me
Yea I said it LOL. I have been way too tame lately, time to get on my back for basics *wink*
Let’s face it, on the surface Rob is one fine specimen of man but that’s not the only reason we worship at the altar of St. Mattress. We fell for the whole package, the looks, the talent, the personality and today we’re gonna remember the laugh, the giggle, the chuckle *swoonswoonswoon*
No one can resist Rob when he breaks out the full on smile ‘til his eyes disappear and the big open mouth hearty laugh. I know a lot of you are bummed because you feel like Rob hasn’t had much to laugh about in NYC but I did manage to find quite a few giggle-shots of Rob there…as well as a ton of oldies but goodies.
Plus I’ve got a couple of new laugh mp3s to go with this post!
More giggletastic pics, mp3s and a vintage Rob encounter video I have never seen. Plus which will it be Team f*ckhawt black tee or Team Manties? All after the hump…
F*ck me...a little happy trail giggle! yea so try not to look at the bedazzler vest...
Rob in Cannes was the epitome of Smexy. Damn that was one of the best f*cking weeks ever!!! Here's a little formalwearRob laughing while my best friend, the wind, flashes me some AssCandy *fangirl squee bitches*
Not a full laugh, I can still see his eyes but who the f*ck cares it's RomeRob *poof into a pile of ashes*
Another smokin Rob giggle to poof your panties.
FrenchRob full out laugh, I love it when he lets go & doesn't hold anything back, just the way we like it ladies.
The full out laugh with some hair fondling *gah that was hawt*
A full-on disappearing eyes open mouth laugh & gah fingers. I was able to find a lot of pics of Rob laughing on the RM set. Maybe it wasn't so bad.
Aww the drunken giggle. I bet there have been a lot of these in Rob's life heehee. I'd love to hang with drunk Rob. *fantasizing in 3-2-1*
Can't say enuf how much I f*cking love FrenchRob & he's giggling *sigh* A little techporn for FakerParis. oh yea notice this shirt has NEVER made a reappearance...thank Gawd.
So I posted this vid for a few reasons…I’ve never seen it, he’s wearing the beanie, he giggles through it, he mentions being a ladies man and it was filmed last year before all the crazyness. He is such a sweetie. WARNING: there will be some fangirl squeeing but nothing like now, try to ignore it and focus on how sweet, hot, amazing and nice he is truly oh & listen for the giggles.
Finally, my solution to manties vs the black v-tee *wink* at least for now.
I agree that I miss his smile and giggle, but was great that you found some pics of him smiling in NY.
Again, I hope that he can relax some and get the rest he needs. He should really come to the SOUTH – I’m thinking Alabama…close to the Georgia line
. We could hide him down here and let him get his much deserved R’n'R.
I love the squinty-smile…I have the same problem…when I laugh hard, I can’t see…and I’m not Asian, just squinty.
I love SmirkyRob too – the bouncing apple smirk on Twilight gets me every time. I’ve noticed that he’ll do it sometimes while on the RedCarpet and other photo shoots.
Thanks, JAG…for slippin’ black tee Rob in there for me. Yep-said it! Slippin’ Rob….fantasize about that…hmmmmm
Kentucky is much closer!!! : )
I just had to stay up and see what sort of deliciousness you were going to post and I find this! Totally worth it (as I knew it would be)!
I love the full out laugh + hair fondling. One of the reasons I just love Rob is that he seems to be himself. That laugh is just all Rob and I love ALL of Rob. All of Rob all over. All of Rob all over me……..
I read ur posts every day…why is it that this is the first time I’m commenting?
I.FUCKING.FAIL.
But gah…I love SmileyRob…srsly
this post is another WIN!
Yeah you’re out of lurkdom. Welcome.
AMEN
JAG…your site is awesome. Here’s another oldie but goodie pre-Twilight and it’s got a good laugh in it…a hearty one. PLUS i THINK there’s a bit of Drunk Rob in there…he seems to slur a bit. love this guy.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/09/cedric-diggory-back-from-the-dead-and-clubbing/
omg he was so wasted! slurring all over the place!! i had to watch it a couple of times. and his face too you could tell he was drunk. it was soo cute. i’m gonna go watch it again. lol. i love me some drunk rob. it’s so adorkable and funny. thanks for the vid!!
that was a glimpse of things to come. cameras following him everywhere. but he’s way more relaxed and even mentioned twilight. although this was before i knew what twilight was lol or before i knew who he really was for that matter.
I love how when the guy asks what he’s working on, Rob responds with a shrug “A movie called ‘Twilight’” – he had NO idea about how big it was going to be. AT. ALL. Poor Rob. Somebody should have warned him.
@tinkrbe1l3 – NEVER seen that before, fantastic, thanks
Very badly slurring haha, bless.
Also, who was the girl in the car pls?
LOVE that!
Oh if he only knew then how his life would change so drastically so soon after.
“Twilight in Oregon” haha. Yep just little ‘ol Twilight in Oregon back then. *sigh*
And am I the only one that felt the GRRR! Who is that chick driving him home?!
Then my mind wanders to Rob and UNF!
Or gettin’ the BeeJ!
Or even just some Wankbert!
GAH! You’d think our lust for him would fade instead of heighten day after day after day month after month after month!
Never enough Rob!
Never!
OMG, the solution is PERFECT, well done JAG !!!
This is adorable, outdone yourself as usual, anything that involves Roblaugh & hair fondling is a big fat epic WIN !!
Love, love, love the manties/blackT solution, JAG!!! YOU are awesome, and always know how to take care of us! I miss SmileyRob….I hope he can go into hiding for a few weeks until “Eclipse” starts, with or w/o KStew!
Rob’s laugh and smile makes my heart go thump-thump…as well as my panties go *poof*. You make my day, lady!
Obviously, along with the rest of the female population – I thought Rob was extremely attractive and quite funny as well, but what clinched it for me was definitely the laugh! I swear I had my own giggle fest just listening to his girly little laugh on the Twilight commentary! I could not stop laughing! His laugh is completely infectious!!! That is truly when I became Robsessed…no turning back.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the smiling till his eyes disappear!! So cute and endearing.
Epic win indeed.
Your solution to the evergrowing battle to post the little gray undies vs. the black v-neck is brillz!
Brilliant post JAG! I will always adore gigglyrob!!
..and i am gonna embed this vid (my all time fave) of rob where his giggling, and giving that adorkable coy smile that disintigrates my panties *poof*
ginarandsom
Thanks for posting this one! I never get tired of seeing it! Love this vid of him too! One of my very favorites!
“You can call me anything you want.” Umm… how about P*ssyPleaser!
Mmmmm… Mmmmmeeeexxxiiiii Rob
“I thought it was a bomb or something going off.” Uhhh…yeah…you were going off Sexbomb!
“Where can it go?” Ummm… I know he is not referring to his Robnana, but when he asks me that question, I’d say… How about in my kitty! ME-OWWWWW! haha
Again with the “going to Oregon” Bahahaha
“They’ll find my dazzle look quite funny. Everybody else did. Heeeeyyyyyy!” All I see is that gif in the Twi-Porn library with Rob saying “Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!” over and over! LOVE THAT!
“Pfff. Who cares! Pffffffft! What about the boyfriend?!” One of his most famous classic lines ever! haha.
And then all his rambling thoughts about Kristen!
LOVE all the giggles!!!
Spunkme..
I am sooo in love with him in this vid!!!
I.love.you.2.death!!! “where can it go?” …yes! Please in my kitty!! And for those who have been reading ‘Edward Wallbanger’ by feathers_mmmm over on twilighted… “Meoooooowww!!”
ginarandsom,
It is one of his best interviews. He is so giggly, happy and open.
“I.love.you.2.death!!!” haha! well me too! Nice to meet you!
Seriously, I love anyone that loves me. haha.
I am going to read Edward Wallbanger TODAY! Esp. now that I have heard the author and she posted here yesterday to top it all off! So, moving that one to the top of the pile to read next. Is there a kitty meow reference in it?!
I don’t know if you have seen these. Probably have. But, these two vids are some of my fav. Rob complilations….
and
GAH! I never get tired of watching him! Giggle, be goofy, so funny and adorkable all while being fuckhawt sexy as hell!
I love this video. I have it on my computer. He is so funny in this. Although the interviewer ticked me off when she interrupted him when he was explaining about KS. He said she was a friend of his but that he didn’t have a crush and the interviewer cut him off so he just went with what she wanted to hear. I really wish the media would quit trying to make something out of nothing. I know they do this kind of stuff for box office results but it’s annoying as hell. I know we have a lot of Robsten fans here and I don’t mean to upset anyone, I just don’t believe they are a couple, for very good reasons.
Ditto, it was the laugh that got me too. I wish I could remember what I watched that turned it around for me, but I can’t. I just remember, in the beginning, that I was astounded and perplexed that Rob had THREE unauthorized biographies published about him. I thought, ‘He’s 23, what is there to write about?’ I didn’t get it. And then, all of a sudden, the flip was switched and I cannot go back.
Maybe it was the interviews and the commentary on the DVD. Yeah, it must have been that, because I had no reason to look for footage of him on youtube otherwise.
there are 3 unauthorized biographies about him??? What are they, pamphlets?
LMAO pamphlet.
His laugh is infectious!
I am so grateful to have found this site a couple of months back and it’s time for me to comment on how at home I feel here!! FINALLY I feel alone no longer in my robsession and am relieved to hear how you all have the same dirty-perverted-nasty thoughts about this hunk of a man, it feels so liberating to read all the things I thought I was crazy for thinking about on a daily basis. I luv, luv, luv everything here and look foward to hitting this site every day-multiple times a day. I know my robfix will always be satisfied and I dont have to be ashamed to admit this cause you all understand!
Welcome!
I loved the autograph signing, I wonder why he didn’t smile for the girls photos.
P.S./Hint WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE FOR SOME ROBERT PATTINSON PIANO HANDPORN.
I love the lust, keep it up.
*Squee* my first comment!
Welcome & piano porn is def an idea!
PianoPorn
PianoPorn
PianoPorn
PianoPorn
Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*thud*
Ask and ye shall receive. From the 3-Disc Twilight DVD:
(in case it doesn’t work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEyIqwCuW28)
shit, I could watch those fingers all day…….
Fuck Me!!! Katharine!!!! What have you done to me?!?!?! *THUD*
Now all I need is Rob naked and a piano, and I’m set. Bet you can’t help out on that one???
leisha – I’ll see what I can do.
Sorry to hear about your imminent death. LOL
I’m dying all over the place here!!! all sorts of *DEAD*
What the HELL YEAH. I woke to an early 18th B-Day gift of Twiilight 2 disk and soundtrack.
UH OH, THEY’RE STARTING TO NOTICE
*flaunts belated gifts*
Oh yeah, I’ve got some ivories he could tickle with those fuckhawt long fingers of his! *wink*
JAG,
Make Rob piano porn day
And
Rob guitar porn day
too please!
Is it just me, or dosent he pout when he concentrating about playing? Hmm I wonder he allso does that when hes concentrated about other things? Especially them involving a matress, hee hee..
*giggles like our Rob*
“million vibrators” were the first words I noticed! LMAO!!
JAG, the RobMojo is workin’ strong in you again! *wink*
Oh, I do love his smile and giggle. I played the first one (above Bedazzler pic) like 5 times in a row and each time I became more and more giddy listening to him.
His laugh is like melted butterscotch….sinfully sweet and rich, warm and delicious… drizzled and spreading all over my soul.
That laugh has the power to make me feel buzzed and happy. It’s like a drug in and of itself. I take a hit by listening and feel it’s immediate effects spread throughtout my body like a light, heady, tingly Robgasm.
His smile is like a work of art. Rob is beautiful just staring blankly. But when he smiles, it’s like God has opened the heavens and the angels are singing in celebration. His smile lights up this world and makes it a better place.
I have seen that vid before. I almost couldn’t stomach listening to those fangirls screaming at him. I had to turn the volume off half way through it. And WTF?! They all had him signing Edward and New Moon crap! That is not admiring him. That is admiring his charcter…a big distinction between the fuckery he deals with and us, his true fans who admire him and his work, but would never be so…so tacky.
Now, on to the hotness of Rob makesyouwetterthananocean Pattinson….
The Bedazzler vest —-> I am forced to decide that either the wardrobe person or photographer was gay. They have dressed him like one of the Village People for the love of God! And look at him, standing there taking it and working it the best he can. His fucktastic body and manties make up for the fuckery that is the bedazzled vest from hell.
Cannes Rob/ French Rob ——-> He is majestic and so fucking smokin’ hot, I don’t even notice the Old Navy looking golf shirt. When you hear video and this time the fuckery coming from the paparazzi all calling his name over and over “Rowbare Rowbare!” and pointing to their own cameras, I don’t know how he did it with a straight face. I’m surprised he didn’t bust out in one of his big open mouthed laughs at the sheer madness of it all. But he holds his composure enough to have captivatingly, devistatingly beautiful pictures made of him. And although he is standing in Cannes in beautiful places they pale in comparrison to him. He has the beauty of an angel that outshines any scenery he is placed in front of.
Oh the laughing gif—-> *sigh* I am partial to this one as it is part of my signature at LTR/LTT forum. He is so fantastically happy and I just plain LOVE it! You get his laugh, his smile, his HUGE hand and his fingers having sex with his hair. What is there not to love about that gif? Perfection.
Remember Me Rob—–> His clothing is fucking fantastically handsome and also fits his style. I hope he gets to have, or steals if necessary, every piece of clothing from this film…except maybe the weird shade of purple shirt….it’s too big for him anyway. He is beautiful and brooding in most shots, and the ones where he is smiling and enjoying his life despite the fuckery that goes on around him are priceless.
Manties and Black V-tee gif is a perfect solution to the debate !! Excellent idea JAG! Leave it to you to find a way to give us all what we want!
Rob is sex.
It says so right in the Urban Dictionary.
I don’t see nothin’ wrong….
Crap! I swear my posts don’t look that long when I am typing them. How does that happen?! haha. *sigh* Oh well.
Ahh SpunkMe, your verbosity is no problem, as you articulate so well what the rest of us are thinking. About the ghastly fangirls, gorgeous FrenchRob, my favourite clip of him laughing in the gif (where I think he’s just been told it’s a “girly film”), how handsome he looks in everything he wears (and let’s face it, he could probably wear a potato sack and still look sexy), and, of course, the manties/black T combo – perfect solution (although on balance I think the pic of him in his blue shirt, with God’s little breeze lifting his shirt to give us a precious glimpse of his beautiful manfur and manties just really does it for me )
…with a little bump n grind!
HEY!! lol I like the Old Navy Lookin Golf Shirt!! Maybe it’s just because of the way he walked when he made his entrance at the Le Grande Journal interview. GAH. SEX WALK TO THE PORN MUSIC SPUNK.
“I don’t see nothing wrong…” LMAO! LOVE THAT PART OF THE COMMENTARY!!! I laugh every time.
@C2R….TOTES agree!!! He is smokin’ fuckhawt in that shirt!!!
“Fingers having sex with his hair…” Love that Spunk! I want MY fingers to have sex with his hair! Oh,….the visual that just created…..*sigh*…
Just glad you don’t say STFU! haha!!
Me and all my words. *shing head at self*
hairlikeahaystack
(and for ShyNoMore too)
Yes, I love to watch his fingers have sex with his hair. My mouth falls open and my eyes glaze over…here watch this…Hair/Finger Porn…
*shaking head at self*
jizztyping! haha
mmmm…fingers….mmmmm…hair….mmmmmm…..fingers in hair…..*DEAD*….mmmmm….again!!!
Oh. my. God. Spunk. Can’t speak. Can’t type. And now I must go put on a new pair of panties. Thank….(*pant*)…..you….(*insert sigh of ecstasy here*).
Ok,…now that I have regained control of my body, I really want to smack Tyra for putting her skanky hand in his hair. Ew. I am a Hairstylist, and if I can’t put MY hands in his sex hair, she certainly can not!! (And yes,…as a stylist, I DO fantasize about that often…)
Brilliant post! His giggle is the best. Love the manties/black v-neck solution!
I always get uncomfortable before watching fan encounter videos. I can’t handle the secondhand embaressment. but then I click play a few seconds later anyway and cringe through the entire thing. when I saw this video was five minutes I was “oh no”… but Rob is amazing how does he remain so calm? Some of those girls are annoying. their insistence, the whining voices … and what’s with the “can I get back my marker” … seriously there are 20 girls top there, you’ll get it back if he hands it back to someone else later and if he takes it with him… well, win! … you can fantasize about his beautiful fingers playing with it in the car!
I love SmileyRob *sigh*…
and giggling DrunkRob seems to be fun to be around…
Good morning girls,
just woke up and now I´m sitting here,grinning from ear to ear…his laugh is sooo contagious…
JAG,you just made my day!!Thanx babe…
Good RobMorning bb
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omg those girls sound so rude there. i was cringing the whole time. i wanted to turn the sound off but i wanted to hear his giggles and voice. ugh. i was cringing the whole time “is it over? is it over? *squirm*” that was like 5 mins of torture for me. those girls wore so rough. “Rob i didn’t get it. omg i’m so short let me get one” *ugh* but the pictures were awesome.
and he’s reportedly amazing in bed according to a post by an ex girlfriend on july 13th. so i guess ladies ur fantasies are reassured.
http://gossipteen.com/tag/robert-pattinson-new-moon/
Actor Robert Pattinson is said to be this amazing lover in bed. One of his ex-girlfriends says they had a very intense two-month relationship when they would get wild in bed and gaze at each other all night long.
An ex-girlfriend tells The National Enquirer: “We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!”
WOW! It just sounds too good to be true… Robert is smart, sexy, one of the biggest movie stars of our time and he is the perfect lover in bed! TOO bad he is not my type! Girls, you can have him!!
Did everyone catch what Hardwicke said to a fan about the audition tapes between Rob and KStew? That he was like an animal attacking her? Wow. Just wow. SpunkMe wrote it late yesterday in her post right here on RaOR.
As if I needed any more fuel to the fire. Now I can imagine Rob with all kinds of passionate lust. RoughLoverRob. The kind that slams you up against a wall and rips your clothes off and doesn’t mess around with foreplay when it’s obvious that foreplay would just be annoying and you both want to cut to the chase.
And BTW, if I were to obtain a copy of said audition tapes, that may just fulfill my sex tape fantasy. Y’know – my Make-A-Wish?
WastingTheMorning…
“RoughLoverRob. The kind that slams you up against a wall and rips your clothes off and doesn’t mess around with foreplay when it’s obvious that foreplay would just be annoying and you both want to cut to the chase.”
Mother of Gahhhhhhh. There goes my concentration for the day. *picks self up from floor*
When that article Britney linked-to was posted at the forums everyone was like ‘Nikki?!? Is that yoU?!?” lolol I think it’s tripe.
And WTM…one of our forum mods OTW said that about Rob being like an animal. She was at the table when Hardwicke was talking about it at TwiCon. It’s in her TwiCon Atlanta Post.
CR2,
“about Rob being like an animal.”
*panting heavily* You guys are going to kill me, seriously.
RoughLoverRob…I can’t type akjfdks. Okay I thought TickleMeRob was in first place for me but damn, WastingTheMorning what a phrase to throw out there! My head just exploded. Oh and other stuff is also poofed.
And yes, good solution to the shirt debate, I really need both in my life.
C2R, I need to check out that TwiCon post, more animal Rob sounds goood!!!
Here’s my favourite vid…featuring giggles and adorkable but watch for the underappreciated StunnedRob. He also rubs his butt on somebody! I’ve posted this vid before but its short and fits today!
@WastingtheMorning,….Sounds like the start of some very hawt fanfic! Yum.
WTM
Here’s the closest I can get you to THE tape…(btw, UNF moments…UNF= Universal Noise of Fucking)…
Rob =UNF
that video is……adddfowiefjclsdncjmsfkijijfvioakspc…………….
*poof* *thud*
Brittany
GAH! That article just fueling it onward!
Rob fuckhawt wild in bed! #$^^%(&^*(%^%^^@!##%%&*
And ya know, I just looked at the Cosmo bedside astrologer and his sign is supposed to be perfectly matched for the highest intensity in love and sex with my sign! Damn! Left to fan fic and my imagination, I guess. *sigh*
Okay…so my 13 yr old was watching the UNF video with me and came up with another porn…
SHADOW Porn…
Yes. Even our man’s shadow is HAWT enough to have it’s own porn.
SSS
Bedazzler Vest…??? What!?!?! There’s something other than Happy Trail in this Pic???? Hadn’t noticed….
leisha
LMAO! I know it is hard to look away from the hypnotic happy trail. Believe me you are better off not to look at that vest too much.
again I ask…what bedazzler vest?!?!?!?! hehehe
JAG love the solution to the black v neck t-manties debate
and love smiling giggling rob.oh how he makes be have very bad thoughts that i couldnt even tell my hubby about.
oh and some happy trail who cares about the bedazzler vest when it means we get happy trail i sure as hell dont.
and love frenchrob *sigh*. how happy he looks
mmmm….smileyRob….that’s awesome….I dare anyone to look at that smile and not break out into a smile of their own…can’t happen!
FrenchRob is one of my all-time favorites…of course, he was smokin’ hawt but also that gorgeous smile seemed to be ever present.
I second Spunk’s comment – Rob=Sex….nuff said!
ShyNoMore
I left you a vid above. Finger hair porn.
Spunk…saw it…squealed….fainted…watched again…..THANKS!!!
Um. Yea. I want to Thank you again too. I am still recovering from that one. God, so hot. I just want to sit him down in my styling chair and pull out my shiny silver shears and run my fingers through his hair as I slightly snip the ends and then move around to the front and straddle his lap and look into his eyes as he puts his fingers up to his mouth cause he’s getting hot and bothered too and then……….Oops,…sorry. I was rambling. Sorry. My bad.
Great pics, thanks JAG.
The way he handled himself in that video is a testament to his character. He just smiles and complies while those girls are just whining at him.
That would drive me insane!!! After about 30 seconds of it, I think I would have shouted “Would you just shut the hell up already?!”
Hee hee hee . . . you said “handled himself” . . . .
Thank you!! I love Rob laughing and smiling!! It’s a great way to start my Monday!!
JAG, you never lost your game, but this post is an EPIC WIN for the Pattinsluts!! LMAO at your tags! Sigh. I think Rob’s giggle was one of the first things that got me. These pics, sigh. scroll up, scroll down, scroll up, scroll down. And the solution to the dilemma of the tee or the manties, another EPIC WIN!! Ladies, you all have me LMAO as usual this morning. And SpunkMe, LMAO about the vest, tho I didn’t even notice there was one until you mention it, as my eyes were glued elsewhere. Giggle.
Haystackhair
haha Well, it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it. My head starts singing YMCA! It’s fun to stay at the YMCA! I try to pretend the vest doesn’t exist. Must try harder.
MUST concentrate.
HAPPY TRAIL ONLY
HAPPY TRAIL ONLY
HAPPY TRAIL ONLY
“who’s the blonde” – uh, yeah – exactly my thoughts. Meow! Hiss!
Somebody read the tags <3
Anyone want to dictate the fan autograph video? I couldn’t hear a word he was saying and all I got was that he called himself ugly – GASP!!!!
Your post was hilarious as usual JAG. I heart you and your dirty mind..
RomeRob makes me shimmy and shake..
Very funny. I love it. Great wit. Bobby Gee Thanks
http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
god JAG your killing me here, I can’t choose between manties, and black tee.!!!!!!!!!
Someone should have muzzled that annoying fan she was all you could hear.
He is such a sweetheart and his laugh makes me wet!
JAG you are truly evil person to give us so much to love and drool over today, and it’s so FAWKING AWESOME thanks JAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
That smile could melt an iceberg in 5 seconds flat !
His giggle is so infectious, it should carry a goverment safety warning! Love it love it
JAG you have done it !
Mandies and Black T together……… Oh Joy! Its peRRRRRfect!!
Your a star JAG
the laugh, the smile, the giggle, the squint – it makes my insides curl up! And the title of this post – well, that made me laugh out loud! Did you hear me last night?
JAG – I hope Rob drops by here for the pure, unadulterated love when he’s feeling put upon. No one here would scream at him or whine at him or make him sign a beat up copy of New Moon. We might try to tackle him and make sweet love to him on the street, but in a really good way.
I do have one complaint – that vest picture. Seriously? That is not a sexy picture. It is almost as bad as some of those horrid bathing suit with black socks pics or that crazy ass one with a snake on a shockingly ugly couch. Ixnay on the bedazzled vest!!!
MilfyGoodness,
I concur, the vest picture is not the best BUT if you “pretend” that he is minus the bedazzler vest and focus your attention on the f*ckhawt manfur and manties……..The picture redeems its self somehow
Can’t the vest be photoshopped off leaving only happy traily goodness behind?
Agreed MilfyG
Vest=Gagfest
addictedtorob
Trying so hard to do what you suggest. Really trying.
Deb
EXCELLENT idea! Who can photoshop?
Oh JAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG?!
I love his laugh so much. The way he gives himself over to it and just …gah. Love him. I’m hoping to see a LOT OF it from Comic-Con on Thursday!!! squeee
JAG have you seen this video?
Holy shit……!!!!!!!!!!!! that was HAWT!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*poof* *thud* *DEAD*
LMAO yes, read her READ MORE. Its dedicated to me & she uses a lot of my stuff in it. I love when I inspire Rob Porn.
What is the name of the song playing in that vid?!?!? I’d love to download it onto my iPod!! *swoon*
GASP – that’s “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon.
The. Best. Band. Ever.
THANK YOU WTM!!! (HUG)
W-O-W
that was just….
W-O-W
FUCKHAWT!!!
wencullen,
I LOVE that vid. Haven’t seen it in a while.
10 minutes of fuckhawt Rob
De-lish!
Holy good lord I dig this video!! Can’t breathe! Can’t breathe! *Thud*
What a F*ckhawt video. Where the hell did the picture at 7:28 come from? I want that picture. This is without a doubt the most beautiful and sexy man that was ever created. Heaven help me everyday I get more and more obsessed with him and this site. I just downloaded this video for keepers in case YouTube decides to get rid of it.
The laugh is the absolute best. I remember the first interview I saw of him, and when I heard that giggle for the first time, I cracked up. But giggling drunk Rob…ain’t nuthin better than that. I’d hit that all day long.
And here’s my favorite fantasy Rob:
drunk and giggling, with the crazy sex hair (a la Rome or Sex Drive), damn hot sex boots and button fly jeans. Just a smidge of manties and happy trail. For now. And he sees its me, and hears my offer. Then, the all out smile and crinkly disappearing eyes as he realizes I am not shitting him about all I want to do to him…
WHEW!
Need me a shower now…
Thanks again JAG for wonderful fuel to keep the RobFires burning!
Loved the vid Hot Hot Hot!
I need your help ladies… there is a pic on the vid wencullen posted at 51 secs that I just got to have
Can anyone tell me where it was taken and where i can get a copy ?
Will love you all forever
venussleeping,
here it is!!! enjoy!!!
http://robert-pattinson.net/photos/displayimage.php?album=87&pos=4
yum yum *licks lips*
Yesterday feathersmmm aka Alice author of I Love LA and Edward Wallbanger (I have such a fangirl crush on this hoor gah) Left the hottest comment on the TwiPorn Spotlight post. Go read it…it made me quiver.
Thank you Leisha
that pic is lush!!
The fact that his f*ckawesome hawt hawt body can overcome the bedazzler vest and still poof our panties is a statement in itself.
I don’t mind the Cannes golf shirt because it makes me think of Rich Kid in Mr Horrible. Awww Rich Kid.
Epic post JAG <3
Aw man look at all the fun I missed here yesterday. Stupid family, stupid work. I need to rethink my priorities.
LMAO
Annie
Mr.Horrible
Is this another one you haven’t told me you liked?
And yeah I wondered where you were yesterday! Get your priorities straight, girlfriend! Geesh! What kinda Rob lustin’ lady are you?!
Anther brilliant post! What a way to start another work week! Laughing Rob kinda makes me forget all the crap waiting for me on my desk.
This really doesn’t fit today’s theme, but for those of you “Wide Awake” fan fic fans who have been very patiently waiting for the last chapter to be written I found this on some WA discussion board. If you have read the story you know that this Edward is human and very dark, awesome and fawktacular, but far from perferct Twi-Edward. AngstGoddess writes extensively in EPOV and Edward likes to use his swear words. In fact, AG elevated swearing to an art form, to poerty. I found this video to help explain the proper use of “fuck.” In honor of the many, many ways Edward, Rob, and we all like to use it.
Very funny and a great way to start your day! If you are at work, turned your volume down so only you can hear! (I am a virgin video poster, so please go easy on me if I fuck it up!)
Oh my f*cking god that was f*cking fantastic I f*cking cried that was so f*ckatular.
LMFAO!!!!!
I am dark and twisted that I want a vid of Rob saying every single one of those phrases! GAH!
Darkward and AngstGoddess gave me my fucking potty mouth! haha.
I heard that “FUCK” derives from English royalty. That it was permission that had to be granted to have sex…
F—-> Fornication
U—-> Under
C—-> Consent of the
K—-> King
FUCKING AWESOME! Truly. I almost fucking wet myself. :p
Absofuckinglutely the funniest use of a word I’ve ever seen. I had to watch with my hand over my mouth so the co-workers wouldn’t hear me LMAO!!! Thanks for the giggle Kristen!
Love this post! Our boy happy & laughing is my fav!
Sooooo happy you included FrenchRob & RomeRob!!! Soooo fuckhawt!!!! Yum!!
Can’t decide which I love better, FrenchRob is pretty & preppy, happy & sweet, RomeRob is badass, sexy, slam you against a wall & rip your clothes off….sdlkdf voixdyu *thud*
Okay, we have a winner ROMEROB!!!
Oops, didn’t realize the video would be so big with the “F” word right there. oops. So, ya, if you do not like the “F” word, do NOT click on the video. But if you are like me and can appreciate all its many grammatical uses, than by all means, click away.
I hope I didn;t offend anyone, if I did, I am sorry. No caffeine this am does bad things to my judgement.
Kristen,
F*ck is a word we love here. Especially with reference to Rob. Takes us to all sorts of places in our imagination…No you did not offend not all all..
Plus you’re Kristen….someone our boy could really like…so no did not offend at all..
F-bombs are allowed here in all their glory and often times they are necessary to convey our emotions.
And you dont have to * out the u, that’s just my quirk.
JAG..that’s why I love you…*heehee*
For this line..’Sometimes we need f-bombs to convey our emotions’
Exactly !!…I convey my emotions very well then…*blush*