It’s Spotlight Sunday again YEAH!
First off, wanted you guys to know I’ve created a new page on the website called Pimp My Read. I ‘ve created this page to give you an opportunity to Pimp out your story (ain’t no shame in that) or recommend a fan-fic that you love. All types of Twilight fanfics are allowed…lemons, no lemons, real life PattinPorn, RobSten, completed, not-completed, one-shots whatever you’ve read and loved. Okay on to the Spotlight.
Today’s spotlight is another story by Alice aka Feathersmmmm, the writer of one of my fave fanfics I Love LA. This is a relatively new story but I’ve heard great things about it…maybe it will inspire me to make another video in honour of Alice. heehee
By feathersmmmm
Edward Wallbanger by Feathersmmmm (I Love La) - Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick… Alternate Universe, 4 Chapters, not Completed, Rated M for lemony goodness *wink*
Wallbanger! Love it! HAHAHA : D
Thank you JAG you are brilliant. I think I will start reading fan fic to get my Rob mojo back.
Another question to all of you I am looking for the full version of Let me Sign for my mp3 player. Please anyone could you help me out? (lko@gmx.net) THANK YOU!
Shame it’s not on the soundtrack.
I’ve been looking for one, too….haven’t found one yet, but will let you know if I do! Love that song…and it isn’t on the Twilight CD!
The song is only like 2 minutes so you may have the full length version and just think it cuts short. But it is featured on itunes and as a Bonus Track on a special Version of Twilight Soundtrack. You can also go to
http://www.robert-pattinson.co.uk/music/
I have a long road trip to leave for in three hours, and what am I doing? Reading dirty stories on the internet.
God bless you, JAG.
omg i need help its my hubbys birthday and im on here reading dirty stories about bella and edward roflmao. am a bad bad wife.must go and make amends.lol
thanks JAG you are awesome.
I just got started on some pattinson porn! as soon as my beta done making it pretty im posting it to you jag!
I love turning my dirty thoughts into stories!
And Can i say feathers_mmmm best name ever!
http://diaryofablerd.blogspot.com
I love this one! Its great! Cant wait till she updates!
This is an excellent fic! Perfect spotlight choice!!
Alice is at her dirty best again, with tons of hilarious jokes that kill me!
Well this is another one I haven’t read. Add it to the ever growing pile of fan fics to read, I guess.
I am ready today to just sit back and relax… Enjoy some really good fan fic reading.
I spent most of my day/eve yesterday finishing up Chapter 7 to my own fan fic. It is now with Annie to Beta. As soon as she is done, I’ll load it up.
ShyNoMore—-> Uhhh…hell yeah to Rob with the chicken wings..shirtless in bed…how about just effing naked?! Oops, you dripped a little sauce, there, Rob. Let me clean that off for you. haha.
Ok now how to tease you today? Hmmm….
http://twitpic.com/a2e1i
or…
http://twitpic.com/9zkvz
Sorry everyone it will have to wait til tomorrow. In the meantime maybe you can enjoy these-
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/Remember%20Me/eyebrow.jpg
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/Rob/blacktee.jpg
(btw JAG, this is 2 posts in a row w/o the black tee pic. WTF?
)
Annie,
I sent you an updated version to use for Beta…when you have time. Yes, I know how you like to make the readers wait and suffer in their own slobber. haha.
And oh yeah! Hey, JAG, where was littleblackteeRob yesterday? And today?
Thanks Annie for including that in the second pic. I was going through withdrawl.
IKR?! We neeeed that pic. It’s fuckhawtalicious.
(love making up new Rob-lusty words.)
SpunkMe,
Did you see my post yesterday? I finished reading The Office!
But I was surprised that the story didn’t end at the last chapter (14). So I get it now that FFs are “works in progress”. Can’t wait to see how the story continues. Hope it won’t take the author too long to write the other chapters.
And I’m half way through Chapter 5 of Let Your Light Shine. I figured out a better way to read FF on my laptop … easier for my eyes. Now it’s hard to stop. LOL
BTW … thanks for the 2 FF links, including to yours.
Can’t wait to read it!!!
RobCatCdn
Hi! Yes, sorry I didn’t get back to you. I needed to go finally hammer out the rest of my new chapter. It’s been taking me a while to write it.
So glad you are caught up on The Office now! HOT, right?! Beautiful Bastard is a yummy one!
Yes, most fan fics are works in progress. We all add chapters when we can. I used to be so aggrivated with writers that took so long to update. I was impatient for what would happen next. And the smut of course. haha. But since becoming a writer on fan fic myself now, I see how the demand is above the supply. And I have to balance r/l crap, and other on-line stuff, e-mail, here, etc. It’s hard to get it done, unless you write short chapters. I am a little wordy if you haven’t figured that our about me already. haha. So, I tend to write very long chapters and well, that takes a lot of time. So, try to be patient with all these authors. Now I know that since I am on the other side of the fence now.
Do you like Let Your Light Shine so far? It’s really good. LolaShoes makes you almost forget about the original Breaking Dawn. I find myself reading and forgetting there was ever a Renesmee. haha. LYLS is completed, but you get sequels and outtakes, so it will keep you busy a while. Most of us read several different fan fics at once rather than one at a time. Of course, then sometimes I have to sit and thing about which Robward did what to which Bella. haha.
Yes, I am a laptop reading girl myself. It’s so much easier.
You are welcome for the links. Oh and one more to add to your list is Wide Awake. Here is the link…
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
It’s almost complete. One chapter and Epilogue to go for this one. This is one of the best stories on the net. very popular. Excellent writing. Long chapters. I believe the author is even getting it published into a real novel…she just has to change the Twi Characters to other names, etc. beforehand. So, read it too.
Smooch! Or shall I say French Smooch! Ooo la la. *wink*
Hey Spunk…”Oops, you dripped a little sauce, there, Rob.”…sounds like a perfect way start to chapter 8 – but you should change the second sentence to “Let me LICK that off for you”…just sayin’
Finished your first 6 chapters and had to take several cold showers….Robgasm after Robgasm…nice!! Now that I know what’s actually going on in your pervy mind, I’m crushing on you even harder (you hear me…). Can’t wait to read what happens next!!
Nice pictures…oh to be that water bottle held so gently to those lips…mmmmmmm..and…am I wrong or is he gently caressing that parking meter…rawr!!!
Here’s some things I think will excite you pervy mind…enjoy!
http://www.robert-p.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Robert-Pattinson-sipping-Coke.jpg
http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/robert_pattinson1.jpeg
SpunkMe
Re: Beautiful Bastard *thud, panty poofing, jizzing*
Did I forget one? Oh yes … *drooling* LOL
Thanks for the Wide Awake link.
And I love that you are wordy … will make for a great FF, the more descriptive, the better.
Smooches back!
@SpunkMe Hi~!! *waves*
You are writing ff too? nice! Is it available to read? because I would love to read your work
Hi Judy! *waving back*
Yep. Soccermom made me do it. haha. You can find the link in the Pimp My Read section of the Twi-Porn library here.
Hope you are doing well.
Miss you and heart your face! <3
Alice rocks my world…and my panties for most parts…
I’m totally in love with ‘I love LA’ and I’m so gonna start this one tonight….
Can’t wait for the sequel of ‘ILLA’ =D
Thanks for suggesting JAG
you rock..as always…
I haven’t popped my TwiFic cherry yet, although I was planning to do it on Wide Awake, Wallbanger sounds more interesting.
C2R
Look out!
Here comes Robward!
POP!
DEFINITELY read Wide Awake – it is AMAZING!!!! It was my first…
I really hope she does get it published! I’d love to have a copy to read again and again!
will definitly put this on my to-do-list.
thx for welcoming me back, JAG and stamping my perving passport … hehe… that made me smile so much. (I’ve been busy finishing my dissertation so my Rob-time was limited… but all is done now and I can perv away… hihi)
I’m into guy on guy stuff, so I’ve been reading lots of Edward/Jasper FF … my new favourite is “Equal & Opposite”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5169999/1/Equal_Opposite
Have you read Over The Top? very good e x j
yeah, I have. but there are a few new chapters I haven’t read yet, I really should catch up on that one. thx for reminding me!
good to see there are more slash lovers here.
Hello MissRandom!
Have you read All I Ever Knew and At the Deep End?
If you like campus settings, you may enjoy Passion and Disaster too
yeah, i think I’ve read pretty much everything that is on ff.net when it comes to E/J. i can’t get enough…
just realized it wasn’t me JAG welcomed back … *facepalm* … was reading that in a hurry.
well, love it when I find out about a new fic I haven’t read!!! This one sounds right up my alley! JAG, I love the “Pimp My Read” idea because I always want to get new ideas and share. My RL friend and I have a list we keep of all the fanfic we have read and want to read….we also rate them based on how good they are. With 7 kids between us, this is exactly how we should be spending our time. NORMAL.
OH MY FUCKING GOD….
WOW…
SO VERY SAD/FRUSTRATED that she left off there… but what a mental image burned into my brain… WOWEEEE I’m a goner… WOW!!!
JAG
What a wonderful idea to create a new section Pimp my Read!
SpunkMe got me hooked on FF so I’ll know where to go find the ones written by all RAoR ladies. Got to support the “sisters”
Thanks for the info. on the Edward Wallbanger FF … sounds very promising *wink* (#9 on my growing FF reading list)
And thanks for the gorgeous pics on yesterday’s blog. Never seen the 1st and 2nd one. I almost DIED when I double-clicked the 1st one *thud*
As always … you rock girl!!!
No sunday without a video:
Still looking for Let me sign full version, can anyone help me?
double post, but last for today, never seen this one before from Remember Me set:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zVWzhdNQ6Y4/SloUCavnJgI/AAAAAAAAAcg/l3mQv-Dn9gY/s1600-h/normal_300_(4).jpg
Legporn? lmao
Mmmmm…Fightward!
Stop what you are doing and go read this story now!!! JAG- thank you for the rec!! I just read it and it is so good! Sexy, funny, witty!!! Love it!!
Wallbanger Wondercock is what she calls him…the cat in the story is so funny too. My favorite line so far:
“my cat had a Q-Tip sticking out of his mouth that looked frighteningly like a tiny cigarette”
Watch for it when you read the story.
ShyNoMore
Dropping this off for you…
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Candids/RobertPattinsonLaugh.jpg
kthxbye!
Hey Spunk…oohhh…if only that finger was curved back into his mouth….*picks self up off floor*…what was I saying?!?!?
ShyNoMore
Oh yes, that pic…I just wonder what was said that made him laugh like that. I love his laugh. PURE JOY!
And yes, you will just have to imagine his fingers going into the mouth after the laugh, I guess. haha
Who’s gonna buy me a laptop so I can read FF at work. Somebody? Anybody? Robert?
I’ll buy you one…if the store takes Monopoly money. I need a new one myself ya know.
Mine sucks. Crashes all the time and is a big ol piece of crap. So, see if you can find us a 2 for one deal.
See if Dell takes blowjobs. Those seem to work on men when you want something.
Spunk…been having trouble replying to your first post…not sure why.
Anyway, thanks for the great pictures…oh to be that water bottle!! By the way…just finished reading your first 6 chapters – took several cold showers…nice!! Thanks for the extra finger action in chapter 3!! The hotwings would be a great way to start chapter 8 – just sayin’ Now that I know what’s going on in your pervy mind, I’m crushing on you even harder (ya…you heard me
). Can’t wait to see what you come up with next.
Here’s a little something for you!
http://www.robert-p.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Robert-Pattinson-sipping-Coke.jpg
ShyNoMore
Glad you liked it!! Sorry about the cold showers. haha! Yes, Chapter 3 was fingerlicious!
HotwingsFingerlickingbert…hmmm…I’ll keep it in mind.
I have a pervy mind? Really? Who knew? haha
Oh I love that pic of him! He’s so puckery and fingers oh so close.
Ok my turn…let’s see…
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/Rob%20Pattinson%20karaoke.jpg
and
http://dangermagnet.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rob-3.jpg
ShyNoMore
haha look at this blog post I came across for the last pic I gave you…
http://thedangermagnet.org/2009/06/15/robs-oral-fixation/
Spunk…oral fixation???…hmmmm…wonder what I’ve got that he can put in between those luscious lips…..*looking around*….oh wait…I can think of a few things….*whispering my offer to Rob*…he seems intrigued…
@ ShyNoMore….
Ahem…..I think I just…….*POOF*
That video is H.A.W.T, my god why haven’t I seen that before? *scrolling back up to watch again, for the 14th time today*
Good recc JAG!
This one is as hilarious as ILA
Can’t wait for new ch…
JAG: Yeah, I love this one, started it last week and cannot wait for more updates!
Best part so far: end of last chapter posted:
HE
WAS
STILL
HARD…
Love, love, love it!!!Great recommendation.
That’s what “She Said”!!! I really like Alice’s writing – clever and sexy! I just hope Bella finds her “O”! Maybe with Mr. Wallbanger – right!!
OH
MY
GOD
I am seriously falling hard for Fightward at this very moment! Had to let you know!
Thanks to Annie for recom. Shadowboxer to me!
I’m on chapter 6!
Smooch!
Mmm-hmm. *nodding head*
I’m reading this one, and I impatiently wait for every update. It is hilarious so far!
Thanks for recommending this one. Love it so far.
woa….
Yes, read this one & waiting for updates.
God have mercy on my soul for dedicating a large part of my life to fanfic, it’s an obsession that I cannot overcome…
What’s to become of me ?? I want a hot sexy man to do all sorts of bad things to me like they do in many fanfic’s…
aaaahhhhhh, well guess i’ll just keep dreaming !
Happy Sunday to all you Roblovinchick’s, it’s already Monday here in Australia xxxx
Kylie: I know how you feel about the fanfic. It also makes me long for a hot guy (maybe Rob, lol)to make my world as good and yummy like in the stories. This is not good because I’m so bored and in quite a “dry Spell” here,it just makes it worse. But being such a “sick, masochistic lion” that I am, I keep on reading it every day. I NEED HELP (lol)
JAG I love your videos, website, fan fiction, everything!!! I am wondering if you have the songs Rob sings as Bobby Dupea. I’ll be your Lover would work great on this site, with some pics! I was Broken is great too, and Stray Dog. I have them, just have to figure out how to get them to you if you don’t have them! Let me know. Also on twitter at @bridgevans.
Need more Wallbanger please! Waiting for the next chapter!
Just thought I’d drop off this new video from petitbeil..it’s part 2
In case nobody saw Part one I’ll go get that too..
Here is part one..enjoy!
Alphabetized DVDs . . . check
Illogical love of kitchen appliances . . . check
Distinct wanton desire for a kitchen like Ina Garten’s . . . check
Spoiled rotten cat who insists on going in the hall in the event that another apt door will open & he can explore . . . check.
Which one of you has been spying on me??
Love it! Thanks, JAG, for bringing this to my attention. I had to reposition my computer so it’s now facing the wall, safe from my roommate’s view.
I hope she’ll write the next chapters soon…that last part is so jizztastic I can’t get it out of my head.
My gob, i love this story. It’s sooo friggin funny. The cliffhanger is killing me! I might die from frustration
Poor Bella, must suck not being able to find your “O”
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Iamthisclose to making a “team wallbanger” shirt…hehehe
I can’t seem to find “Edward Wallbanger” anywhere. ive been wanting to re-read it for months, but never found it. one day i looked on there, about to re-read it, and boom! wasnt there. is there a way to find the story? ive looked on fanfiction.net so many times but its been deleted!!!! *pouts*