Robert Pattinson rubs it the right way

his hair that is and it’s Damn Fine!

Today, it’s all about the hair. We know Rob’s hair is F*cktacular and we know that when he’s nervous or stressed he likes to run his fingers through it…EPIC WIN for us.

So finding pix for a post on Rob running his long strong *gulp* fingers through his hair is like being a kid in candy store or a perv in a porn shop.  Anyway, what was hard was trying to narrow down the pix to find a nice mix of old and new.  Hop on ladies and enjoy the ride.

I'm blasting out of the gate with f*cktastic RomeRob...he's like the crack of Rob's one hit and you are hooked

I'm blasting out of the gate with f*cktastic RomeRob...he's like the crack of Rob's one hit and you are hooked

 More Hairtastic Rob after the jump…

GAH my second fave...SexDriveRob...I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

GAH my second fave...SexDriveRob...I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

 

Ooo MexiRob, I love him too. Hey FakerParis we can count this as TechPorn too right?

Ooo MexiRob, I love him too. Hey FakerParis we can count this as TechPorn too right?

 

DoubleFistedHairFondling...I may or may not have lost my sauce after seeing this one heehee

WetRobHairFondling...I may or may not have lost my sauce after seeing this one heehee

 

Get out your plastic seat covers ladies...we have DoubleFistedHairFondling Eep!

Get out your plastic seat covers ladies...we have DoubleFistedHairFondling Eep!

 

K, I may be stretching it, this could be an itch but f*ckit...we've got beanie, sex boots, sexpenders and Vodka shirt.  SCORE!!!!!!!

K, I may be stretching it, this could be an itch but f*ckit...we've got beanie, sex boots, sexpenders and Vodka shirt. SCORE!!!!!!!

 

FrenchRob makes me think of the various french things I'd like to do with him...many of which coincidentally start with the letter "F". Okay, who wants to start the list?

FrenchRob makes me think of the various french things I'd like to do with him...many of which coincidentally start with the letter "F". Okay, who wants to start the list?

 

DAMN there is something about SummerhouseRob that gets me Hot everytime. The jaw the hair the fingers...when the f*ck is this movie short coming out ACK!

DAMN there is something about SummerhouseRob that gets me Hot everytime. The jaw the hair the fingers...when the f*ck is this movie short coming out ACK!

 

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This one is for you FakerParis a HairStroking with a side order of MicPorn...

 

Oh yea! In honour of Rob wearing Red this week, I'm throwing in this beauty...Sexpenders, scruff and the shiteous Nikes because I know some of you PattinAngels love 'em.

Oh yea! In honour of Rob wearing Red this week, I'm throwing in this beauty...Sexpenders, scruff and the shiteous Nikes because I know some of you PattinAngels love 'em.

 

FormalwearRob Stroke it baby!

FormalwearRob Stroke it baby!

 

RobWard getting a fistful shirtless 'nuff said!

RobWard getting a fistful shirtless 'nuff said!

 

TyBert getting in deep with those fingers GAH! I love that shirt, I need to find me one (can it be stuffed with Rob heehee)

TyBert getting in deep with those fingers GAH! I love that shirt, I need to find me one (can it be stuffed with Rob heehee)

 

Hey how did this pic get in here *looks around innocently* heehee

Hey how did this pic get in here *looks around innocently* heehee

 

A little video Hawtness from my bestie Jen over at www.myrobertpattinson.com. Great song!

PS If you don’t read my post tags (below) you’re missing out. I have waaay too much fun making them up *wink* 

Source: gah all over, My smutty hardrive, FakerParis, here

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218 Responses to Robert Pattinson rubs it the right way

  1. Lizzie

    Please, can I be the shampoo girl?

    • lynnyb

      I. AM. DIED.

  2. Wow. I never looked at your tags, but um, wow. Probably a guarantee you are the only one using the tag “french things I’d like to do to Rob”!

    The hair porn is the BEST!!! But what I love is you are sticking to your guns on black v-neck shirt Rob, which makes me extremely happy!! I <3 your face babe!

  3. Shauna

    Hi. I just discovered your site. Fucking love it. Fucking love you. Fucking love Rob. Big puffy hearts to you! Thx.

    • Welcome!

  4. RobsHair

    those are the reasons I picked my screen name. JAG, you outdid yourself again woman! *bows down to you*

    • RobsHair

      wonder how he functions without running his fingers thru his hair when the beanie is on?

    • cougar

      Maybe he uses the hair on the other parts of his body! *poof*

    • DEAD ——————————->

    • sloopy1975

      OMG @ Cougar…. *THUD*

  5. Sara

    “I get twelve year old virgins to lick it”

    That pops into my mind …. hmmm

    Great work JAG!

    P.S. SexDriveRob spontaneously impregnates me.

    • ROFLMAO!! Ilooooveit… that will always be one of my fave robquotes! I dont know why his said it, but i love that he did! naughty rob is delicious…

      great post JAG…

    • Nora

      Isn’t it awesome when he’s inappropriate?

    • hairlikeahaystack

      @Nora ~ Yes, yes he is.

  6. amyandwalt

    I love his hair pull action. I would love to pull his hair while doing very naughty things.

    JAG- forgive me because I have always skipped over the tags……never again! SO f*cking funny

    Love “lost my sauce”

    • You should read the tags from How could you not think Rob was hot…gah. heehee

    • sloopy1975

      Lost my sauce… LMAO I’m gonna borrow that one, if it’s ok with you, JAG… that shit is GOLD!!!!

      I do peruse your tags a little but this is the first time I really really READ them and OMG how hilarious, you are TOO FUNNY!!!! (and you took the words right out of my mouth and mind!!!) ;)

  7. Jan

    Gotta say my favourite is still FrenchRob but gah!

    Robward….a twofer! Hair on the head and then Happy Trails leading to manscaping!

    • WastingtheMorning

      Manscaping? I think it’s pretty clear that there ain’t no manscaping down below. There is a trail to follow. And it better not end in a bald peen. Cuz that would just be weird. It’s like seeing a bald man with manfur all over his neck, ears, chest, arms. Just wrong.

      I’m okay with no manscaping. Sometimes manscaping is just for porn stars. Y’know?

    • RobsHair

      I don’t think he manscapes the area at all. It’d be nice if it were trimmed up a bit tho ;-)

    • cougar

      Ok, I got my trimmers ready…looking around for Rob…..Rob?!?!?

    • WastingtheMorning

      Put away the trimmers!! Manscaping will most def cause more than “just an itch”.

    • cougar

      OMG ladies make up your minds! You’re giving me whiplash…….manscaping or no manscaping? To trim or not to trim? Shit, I can’t stand here all day with these trimmers waiting for nakedRob to show up. Ohhhhhhhhh……..*poof* *thud*………what were we talking about?!?!?

    • amyandwalt

      Remember the “tuck” picture from Little Ashes…didn’t looked manscaped to me. Anyone have a link?

    • RobCatCdn

      @ amyandwalt

      Here’s the link … Dali in front of mirror

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az_exy9cCkY

    • sugar4robbie

      Personally, I like to call it his “love ruffle” – just a peek at the waistband of his trousers! *creme de la poof*

  8. Chainsaw

    Never. Ever. Cut your hair again Rob. Please…you will kill us. Kaythanksbye! ;)

  9. Ce Ce

    Okay – your order is brilliant!

    Top four for sure!

    1) Rome Rob = The man is a God and I.AM.DIED.

    2) Sex Drive Rob = F*ckhawt!

    3) Mexican Rob = GAHHHHHHH!

    4) French Rob = the first pictures of wetrob which = Poof

    That is my exact order of Robliciousness!

    And speaking of order…I’ll take an order of that! YUMMMMMMM!!!

    Oh also Rob on RM set in that shrunken sunburst baby tee and those jeans….RAWR!!!! (Thanks for representing!!) Can he wear that EVERYDAY please???? That outfit is for sure the new sexpender/vodka tee/beanie/shitkicker combo for me. LOVE.

  10. darksun

    Yet another brilliant post, thank you JAG!

    And at last the beanie, the beanie!!!!!!!!! I.AM.DIED.

  11. leisha

    Fuck Me JAG!!! I’m at work constantly sliding off my chair!!! I think I’ll need to buy them a new one!!!! *poof*

  12. just read your tags… love ‘em!!
    Loving all the hair pics, spesh the micporn.

  13. Christina4

    JAG,
    Babes, I fucking love the hell outa you. Let me stroke Rob….errr, I mean your ego a bit. You are so fuckawesome. The captions, the tags, the pics- you are Wonder Woman. I mean your sheer brilliance & genius astounds me daily, & never ceases to surprise me. How the hell are you able to come up with such fuckhawt post after fuckhawt post? Seriously, marry me please? I won’t be taking no for an answer, our perviness combined, girrrrrl- we could take over the world.

    Jen, that video was…….. making me tingly while I sat with jaw gaping, drool leaking, and panties combusting, I.AM.DIED!

    RomeRob, yeah, I’d like a hit alright, he can pound the shit out of me!

    SexDrive, Mexi, & WetRob- aljdglakjdlgj *jizzed & died HAWWWWWWD!*

    DoubleFistedRob- I’d like to double fist pump his manmeat- Gah, I just get the image of him reclining on the couch, hands in his hair like that, as he stares down on me working my mouth around him & my name falling from his lips repeatedly…… *D.E.D.*

    CompleteOutfit, RedShirt, Tybert, TechPorn, & Summerhouse, JAG, you are pawing my ass with these pics. FUCK ME!

    CannesRob owns my ass, the sea is a good backdrop for him & he was fingering the hell out of his hair. Mmmm-mmmm, I have a C that he can drop into as we do all the naughty French things.

    FormalWear- 2 words: THAT VEIN! *licks it & dies*

    & BlackTeeRob owns my ass in all the right ways.

    JAG, seriously fucking brilliant post. Now, b/c of the dumbass bet with my husband, I have to skip over him & use the toys tonight. Grrrrrrr!

    • LMAO I <3 you. Hey I thought you were marrying Spunk Me…*looks around*

      I love Jens video too, I love how the words pop up heehee

    • WastingtheMorning

      I heart your potty mouth and sexcentric mind Christina..

      You’re right – that vein needs a post all it’s own. ESPECIALLY since my mind imagines the OTHER times that vein is popping out of his forehead. Y’know – when he’s lifting something heavy. Get your minds out of the gutters girls. I was NOT thinking of THAT! Sheesh. Need I remind you that I’m a married woman. I don’t think of anyone like that but my husband. Ever.

      (yeah right)

  14. darksun

    “DoubleFistedRob- I’d like to double fist pump his manmeat- Gah, I just get the image of him reclining on the couch, hands in his hair like that, as he stares down on me working my mouth around him & my name falling from his lips repeatedly…… *D.E.D.*”

    Christina how am I supposed to get anything done today? It’s early in the morning and I’m supposed to go shopping now, need to do a list for the first time, cause I cannot stop thinking about what you said. Need to get bananas today probably won’t stop touching them…………..people will think I am crazy or need it urgent. :-)

    • Christina4

      LMAO, sorry, it was just a “stroke” of genius, not really, just my durty mouth and fingers…. mind at work.

      Have fun touching the Bananas & the grocery store. Get you some Banana Nut Muffins to go with them, Bwahahahaha! If people look at you weird, get a banana & start pushing it towards your mouth or act like your wacking it off- that’s what I’d do. ;) Yep, I’ve been banned from the grocery store ever since. :)

    • I had a huge banana for breakfast on Monday, when JAG posted the DrunkRobCrotch picture. It took me a LONG time to eat it while thinking of Rob, and by the time I was done, a crowd of guys had appeared at my office door.

    • LMFAO, you sound like me when I buy cucumbers…I inspect them very slowly making sure they are firm & fresh. One day I will get thrown out for sure. LOL

      PS Rob says Cucumber on the Twi Commentary heehee WIN!

    • “Cucumbah”

    • WastingtheMorning

      The produce boy at my grocery store always gives me the sex eyes so I feel very self conscious when I’m hunting for the biggest cucumber in the pile.. But if I’m gonna toss a salad, I need a big cucumber.

    • DanaB

      Oh WTM, don’t we all?! ;)

  15. Christina4

    Oh, also, Jag sorry to hijack your post, but:

    IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

    I don’t want to be following random peeps & in return, don’t want random peeps to be following me. I’m going to start blocking people, & I don’t want to block my BBR girleens or my RoaR girleens. So, if you don’t mind, chime in & let me know who you are quickly. It would be appreciated.

    Thank you (and thank you JAG),
    Christina

    Now, back to sliding off our chair b/c of Rob working the magic & stroking those long luscious fingers through the sex hair. Drive me INSANE with LUST!!! ;)

    • sarahjm28

      hi christina ive been following you on twitter im sjm28 on there hope you dont mind

    • amyandwalt

      no hijacking meant here either, but I want to follow all the RAoR girls too….if you are on twitter I am amyandwalt

    • I’m not following you, but I would like to be.

    • Tedracat

      Hi Christina – I’m also following you on Twitter and think you’re great!

    • RobCatCdn

      Christina,

      Where is said BBR??? I know it means Boom Boom Room but can’t find it. Something I definitely need to check out.

      BTW … I think your comments are wicked, dirty … I look forward to reading them every day. Don’t ever change … *wink, wink*

    • No prob, you ladies can discuss what ever you want in the comments <3

    • Live720

      Hey Christina!!

      I’m following you on Twitter!! I use the username Live720–you know the girl that constantly sends you my bedroom fantasies that include, you, me, and the “vedora” (tee hee..sorry just had to make fun of you a little, couldn’t resist).

      HAHAHAHA okay sorry, I’m being a dork.

      JAG–thank you for killing me properly this morning. That last pic made me laugh for a time longer than I can remember. <3

    • WastingtheMorning

      I’m following you too but hopefully you know that – I’m MPWastingMorn.. Same goes for me – if you want to follow me, you gotta let me know somehow cuz I’m locked and I’ll block you if I don’t recognize the name. Too many freaks out there. I was getting sick of looking at Britney’s “behind closed doors” pictures as avi’s. And I use a lot of “potty talk” so I invite the freaks.

    • Lynda from Philly

      Christina4: Hey, I absolutely love your pervy, durty Rob comments!!I look forward to reading them every day, you make me laugh (and lust) every day.Rob always brings out the “durty-gurl” in us all, right??

    • XXX – you’re a popular fuckin’ hoor. I wanna be like you.

      Wait. You take after me.

      What the fuck.

      Jag, bloody brilliant as always. I can’t ever get witty comments in cause XXX stays up way too fucking late and steals my thunder. Bitch.

    • Nora

      I’m not following you… but I’d like to! I’m ignora on Twitter… :)

  16. SCulp

    Awesome as usual JAG! Gotta share a story from work today. I was letting my “Robsession freak flag fly” and my 21 year old co-worker walks up and asks who I am going all fan girl about. When I tell her she says….and I kid you not…..are you ready? “Who’s Robert Pattinson”? I swear the whole office heard my incredulous SCREAM of disbelief…….LMAO To top it off I pointed to my pic of him on my Twilight Calendar and she says “oh Cedric Diggory” LMFAO!!! Who is this chick?

    • LovetheLips

      A 21y old female who’s never heard of Robert Fucking Pattinson????
      I”m speechless…..

    • showme8900

      good Lord…that’s bizahhhh

    • WastingtheMorning

      Is her name Nellie? Cuz apparently someone’s been locking her up in a closet or dungeon somewhere with no exposure to humans. Even Dian Fossey has heard of Rob cuz the gorillas in the mist have all seen Twilight.. The silverback is beating his chest with insane jealousy at the power Rob has over his women.

    • sloopy1975

      WOW… I mean, even before I saw Twilight I *knew* who Rob was… wow I thought I was sheltered lol…

      You need to direct her to this site so we can corrupt her properly ;)

      And LMAO @ WastingtheMorning…. the Dian Fossey reference… PRICELESS LMAO :D :D :D

  17. showme8900

    Honey, i don’t know how i love u more each day, but i do. if i was gay, i’d be truly in love with you LOL (of course, then i wouldn’t be coming on here to ogle over rob, so, conundrum)

    I have NOOOOOOO IDEA why i’ve never seen that first RomeRob one before. clicked and saved.

    the tags are amazing. Does RPsVodkashirt know about this post? tehe

    The last pic…..ROFLMAO. i hope that’s in every post from now on hahahahahahaha. i’m totally right there with you btw. can’t get enuf.

    Thanks JAG…u r a goddess.

    • LovetheLips

      sho my love…you have too seen that pic…it’s in the Candyman vid I love so much…and, I’d have to watch again (for the 158th time) the Personal Jesus vid just to make sure, if I must….OK,OK, I will…but it’s prob in there too….

    • LovetheLips

      Jeezus sho….whaddya know…the pic is NOT in the PJ vid OR Firestarter OR Reeks of Sex….see what I do for yoU???? I have to go to bed now – it’s almost 4am….

      JAG – i know u already know…but ur videos fucking rock!! (oh…and help me out…did you put that pic in any other video?…the clean mountain air is clearing out sho’s brainfiles…i know she’s seen that pic many a time)

    • which picture?

    • LovetheLips

      JAG…the first pic in you post w/ RomeRob :)

    • showme8900

      LOL i KNEW it wasn’t in the videos
      i would have remembered THAT!

    • LovetheLips

      sho….sho…..sho….hear me girl….read me….CANDYMAN…the proof is in the video…

      Love ya! :)

    • showme8900

      oh LOL> a little tired. can’t believe i missed that. Candyman just overwhelms me i guess that i miss the subtler points ROFLMAO

  18. DirtyRobLover

    HOLY HELL! JAG, You are so Fuckawesome!! Your posts are brilliant and I am completely addicted to your site now! *bows down before you*

    I just have to say, Christina, you are F*CKING HILARIOUS! You and JAG are my new role models!!

    DoubleFistedHairFondling….To late for the plastic chair covers…..OH GAWD! *DROOLING**PANTING**POOF*

    Rob you are a god!

  19. sarahjm28

    JAG you rock

    my kids are giving me weird looks cos i just fell outta my chair.thats alot of hair fondling to cope with in the morning then you top it off with the black v neck t.also love romerob.but have to say theres something about robward shirtless.happy trail=happy place

    then just said oh mums looking at cedric again.lol.they either call him that or eyebrow guy.my kids are nuts.

    love your tags i usually take the time to read them most days.

    • nutsgirl

      LOL, eyebrow guy…..too funny!

    • showme8900

      this made me laugh. my brother calls him “Mr Eyebrows”

  20. LovetheLips

    JAG…as usual….your post has left me in a puddle…I would love those magic hands to be rubbing me every which way…how the fuck is it that his hands, with those long bendy fingers, can be so damn sexy??

    Now JAG – have you ever done a post purely dedicated to those beautiful, pouty, kissable, deliciiously delectable lips of his???

    If you haven’t noticed my nick….his lips are my favourite part of him…especially the way his upper lip is pouty halfway up to his sometimes-flaring nostrils….love the flaring nostrils….omg…i’m so far gone with this man….

    I’ve only been visiting her for a cpl of months, so I may have missed a dedicated-lip-post..
    If you haven’t….could you? would you? please?

    • LovetheLips

      LOL…and check out my beloved avi for another hair-fondling display….love this pic…funny that it fits in with today’s post.

      I guess we’re all like-minded here…I love that.

    • nutsgirl

      I second the request for a lip post. Gotta luv those lips! I’m so happy I found you guys, you make me feel “normal”…lol

    • Ce Ce

      Yes, a lips post PLEASE JAG! They are perfection. In fact, I am dying just thinking about what delectable pics you might choose… MMMMMmmmmm Maybe some I haven’t seen!!!!! (Is that even possible??)

    • showme8900

      Love, we all gravitate to his mouth ;)

    • I_luv_spunk

      Oh I love, love, love the flaring nostrils! I never see anyone else sat that and I was starting to think I was weird so I just had to comment! Something about it is soooo sexy! Eeep!

    • Lips it is ladies. I’ll do a post on them for you.

    • RobCatCdn

      @ JAG,

      There’s a July 9th YT vid that would go great with a Rob lip post. It’s to the song: “Kiss you all over”.

    • f_ingdelicious

      Lovethelips – Your avi is probably my favorite hair fondling pic. There is another one from the same photo shoot that doesn’t show his face as well but has major hand in hair porn also.

      What a fuckalicious man!!!!

    • LovetheLips

      @f_ingdelicious…yes…I love that whole series of pics..his intense stare with the furrowed brow gets me every time – but there’s a bunch of him smiling in that series too….sigh…..I love that man!

      btw…fuckalicious….perfect adjective for HHH!!!

  21. Sus

    JAG, you’re awesome! and please, don’t ever take down the black-T Rob pic…It makes me think dirty thoughts for the whole day! All you ladies rock! So happy to be amongst y’all!

    • cougar

      I second that thought!! I would be a fucking basketcase if I couldn’t see blackTshirt Rob everyday!!

  22. wakingsky

    Dear Rob, how do I love thee, let me count the ways…definite 10 JAG!

    10 fingers that is…there are not enough words to express what double fisted Rob does to me…poof-thud indeed.

    Just with that ONE little finger…itchie beanie Rob – makes me want to take my fingernails and scratch and scratch and scratch…OMRP, the power of that ONE finger!

    10+++ on the Robward…that pic makes me feel all tingly in my girlie bits!

    Rob ;) , thank you for wearing RED – you definitely rock it!

  23. beesue

    Plastic Seat Cover Required – def should be a warning on Every Luscious Pic of Rob!

    Gawd that hair fisting – his hairsylist is the luckiest person in the world – can you imagine – “Oh, gotta go to work and style Rob Pattz hair” Ho Hum!! Srsly thinking of a career change!!

    Perfect Vid & Song for Hair day!

    • sloopy1975

      I am a hairstylist and you have NO IDEA how BADLY I would love to work with his hair… professionally and personally, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo ;)

  24. Mrs. Rob Pattinson

    LMAO!!!
    JAG…every time I see you sneaking in the black shirt I lose it…fucken hilarious!

    but back to business…

    seeing Rob wearing red makes my blood boil like a bull seeing the torero…and all I can think of is taking HIM by the ‘horns’ =P

    RedShirt+FuckHair=WIN!!!

  25. Lexie

    Dammit, JAG, I’m all set to go to the final fitting for my wedding dress and now I’m in no fit state for anyone to see me in my underwear!

    I am, officially, a complete mess after that fantastic post.

    I’d just like to add a little aside – one of the reasons why I love the man who will be my husband in 23 days: if I ever meet the wonderful Rob in person and can get him drunk enough to agree, I’m under strict instructions to “f*ck him hard and take pictures” on his behalf, so I get that one for free. :)

    I’d love to run my fingers through that gorgeous mess while he…. this train of thought really isn’t helping my current panty-related situation…. I’m trying to look innocent on the train while I’m panting like a lunatic in heat.

    • I may be in love with you hubby to be for that *wink*

    • sloopy1975

      I have a similar deal with my hubby-to-be as well… In fact I’ve already told him he’s replaceable only by Rob, and he’s alright with that, LOL … ;)

      When are you getting married? we are October 16th (2009)

    • Lexie

      We’re getting hitched on August 2nd this year.

      We’re currently enjoying our usual Friday evening activity – what the OH calls “The Pattinthon”, which this evening is How To Be followed by Twilight, followed by happy dreams….

  26. Best use of Johnny Gill ever. My co-workers will be listening to it all day.

    You had me at SexDriveRob, but then the photos kept coming, and coming, and coming. I’ve been a breathless heap on the floor for almost an hour now.

    I was looking forward to the tags since your tweet about them last night! You did not disappoint. Let me know what kind of traffic “perv in a porn shop” brings your way.

  27. bluecanoe

    Oh Mama, I LOVE it when he does that! Now if I could just put on head on his lap, he can play with mine all night…don’t know if my heart can take it, but Hell, what a way to go! THUD!!

  28. Kylie

    Geez, I can so see him running those long strong fingers through that Johnysexhair while doin me :)

    ahhhh, a girl can dream right ?

    • cougar

      Hells Yeh!!! I am soooooooooo dreaming right now! 1-2-3 *poof*

  29. RobCatCdn

    JAG,

    You have just sent me to heaven with today’s post. All about the hair … *thud*

    What that man does to me by touching, grabbing, fondling his hair *panty poofing*

    Seriously, has anyone ever seen another actor touch himself … ummm… his hair so much???

    And then you throw in a Rob vid … I LOVE YOU!!! I had found it and was waiting for the right time/blog to add it has my daily Rob vid contribution. Did I mention that I LOVE YOU??? LOL

    I keep forgetting about MexiRob … so sexy!!!

    You already know RomeRob is my fav, then FrenchRob, then ??? (there are just tooo many to choose that I love).

    As always your caps are just too F* awesome, and the tags … hilarious!

    Another great post … you just keep outdoing yourself. (Bowing down to you in admiration.)

  30. jaimegrrrl

    YES! JohnnySexHair! ha!

    When I got to the first pic I started to feel *something*. A bit of a tremor if you will.
    As I scrolled down, the shaking sensation seemed to worsen.
    By the time I got to doublefistedhairfondling I was barely able to keep my hand on the mouse.
    …and to Tybert? Full on seizure.

    I think I bit my tongue on the way down.

    The hair is definitely one of my faves. When I’m out and about I check out guys and try to imagine if they could pull off that do. I have yet to find a viable candidate.
    It’s all an attempt to convince myself that I might be able to find at least one other person on the face of the earth half as hot as Rob. It’s not working.

    He’s one of a kind for sure.

    ….the captions cracked me up, as usual.

    *sigh* I owe you so much JAG, you have no idea. :)

    • sloopy1975

      Yep, that’s exactly my thoughts too! That covers it :) ;)

  31. SpunkMe

    Oh Jesus! JAG! You are killin’ me before work todaY! Hands and hair! *THUD*

    DOUBLE FISTING OF THE HAIR??!! How did I miss that one!

    I will be back later to make a full comment about this…oh and still need to give you the deets on meeting Sam hottie Bradley!

    Gotta go! Love love love this post! Smooch!

    • SpunkMe

      Gahhhhh!!!!! I fucking love him!

      http://twitpic.com/9vor8

    • ShyNoMore

      Spunk…hair fondling=f*ckhawt fingerporn baby!!! I think JAG’s just invented a new Olympic sport for us…synchronized Robgasms!!!

    • ShyNoMore

      Oh…and Spunk…you are the queen…I bow to you….the fingerporn pictures you tortured me with yesterday left me on the floor, curled into a ball and gently rocking back and forth…didn’t have the strength to try to top you…but today is another day baby….

      …look how strong that fist is…looks like he may practice that motion quite alot…

      http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/129/1293129-robert-pattinson-picture.htm

    • SpunkMe

      ShyNoMore

      Oh my Gah! That pic is so Wankbert! You just killed me DEAD!

      His face, his fist, his leaning over!

      How about this one?

      http://twitpic.com/9wwmx

      Oh look at him with his Starbucks latte! And nice fingers!

      And this one…yummy!

      http://twitpic.com/9wh6n

    • ShyNoMore

      Spunk…yummy indeed!!! And look at how big those hands are…holding that cup from top to bottom…index finger caressing the wet, slippery side of the cup…oh…*poof*

  32. shuddertothink

    hahahaha – lmao at the french things that begin with the letter f comment! I don’t think THAT’s a french word sweetie ;)

    love me some hair stroking…mmm, Rob stroking mmmm

    aaannnndd I’m out!

    • shuddertothink

      oh, and if we’re making requests…I feel kinda odd admitting it, but I have a thing for his thighs. Especially how they look in these jeans… http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu262/shuddertothink_2009/113.jpg

      aaannnddd I’m out again!

    • oh there are some french words that begin with f your thinking about the obvious…heehee

    • Lynda from Philly

      Hey shuddertothink: don’t feel weird for having a thing for Rob’s thighs; I have a thing for his damn, fucking-long-ass Eyelashes! Those lovely lashes get me everytime, I just melt when I look at them and would love to feel them……well, you can finish that thought for me.)LOL)

  33. ShyNoMore

    Hair fondling = FINGERPORN …and you know how I luvs my fingerporn…

    DAMN…that double-handed hair fondle…his hands are so big..his finger soooo long…can’t stop myself from imagining how they’d feel tangled in my hair…hmm…as I look up at that sweet “O” face….*poof*

    …absolutely no hope for getting anything done today…I’ll be here all day if you need me…..

  34. Haystackhair

    Good LORD! How am I supposed to go to work now? I can’t stop scrolling up and down up and down. I can’t decide which is my favorite, but you had me at RomeRob. JAG, once again I bow to you, I don’t know how you do it day after day. LMAO at the black tee! Christina, you ROCK! Now, as I slide off my chair (need to get that plastic cover) I need to avoid smashing my head so I can get back up and start over…Double fisted… happy trail… GAAAAAH, THUD

  35. Magic hands is right! If TyBert and red shirt/sexpenders Rob (even with the shiteous Nikes – who likes them, really?) wasn’t enough, I had to go back in the video and look at the picture at 3:14 again…a few times *sigh* *poof* *thud*

    Fuck, I was so going to be to work on time, too.

  36. Robsessed Much

    I don’t know how you do it, day after day, but I rike it! Every morning I get up and practically run to the computer to see what you have posted for the day. And I am NEVER disappointed! You are awesome and Rob is……Rob!

    • sloopy1975

      Same here… I get so excited to see what fantastic little gems JAG comes up with on a daily basis… JAG your mind is AWESOME!!! :) :D

  37. westcoastgirl

    So I woke up this morning with a headache and pissed that it is cloudy for the 5th effing day…then I saw all the hair/finger porn and now everything is right in the world again.
    Who needs the sun when we have Rob.

  38. jaimegrrrl

    OMG!!!!

    The pic at 2:47?!?!?!?!?

    I just died, came back to life, went into a coma, and died again.

    GAAAHHHHHH!

    • jaimegrrrl

      …appears at 2:45…through 2:47.

      Apparently I was a little too excited.

      Imagine that?

    • leisha

      OMG!!! I have that pic on my desktop!!! So HOT!!!!!!

  39. distracted

    YES, YES, YES…. Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?

    • LMAO

  40. wen

    JAG you’re bloody brilliant as always, OMG watching those hands is a cause for a wet dream. Love it, love it!!
    And thank you!!!!!!!you included my fave pic Black Tee and Button Fly Jeans, I can’t help but wonder if his left hand doesn’t look like it might stroke something other than the hair on his head?

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