I’m so bummed, I totally missed all the fun yesterday…180 comments at the time I’m writing this. Anyway RL took me away for the entire day and I am officially exhausted. So I’m going to do a real quick post and add to it in the morning. This vid is for the GumChewing lovers at RAoR.
Some Remember Me FingerPorn and SelfLove after the jump…
Hat + Fingers= HatFondling WINWINWIN! Now if only it wasn't a Yankees cap *ducks from NYY fans* Just kidding.
FaceFondling YUMM
Mmmm LipFondling.
ChestFondling F*ck that is HAWT
Finger-on-Finger action. Warm up those fingers RobBaby, we've got a lot of work planned for them.
OH MY GAWD. The SelfLove I.AM.DIED picture of the day. Thanks Cheska. Let the JizzTyping begin!
EarFondling with a LARGE side order of RobCrotch MEOW!
ChinFondling with a smile = WIN!
JawCaressing...Rob is a total facemolestor & we love it.
Source: read the tags I’m too tired to type any more…
Oh sweet girl! You make all of us so happy! RL is seriously over-rated. We love you. Come back to where the world is kind and every appendage (happiness!) is good & hard. Where there is poetry in a jaw, there is sexual reflief in your posts, lovely one – you have a noble cause – we adore you for it. Now, be fearless…..face that inbox.
Signed the person-who-has-yet-to-decide-on-her-ideal-fake-name-but-had-to-write-anyway
once again another hilarious fuckn hawt post! hehe
but i dont think that Rob is chewing gum, i think its tobacco! I sure hope not but whatever its still sexxie as hell )) Once again another great post!! )
Dahm!!! Im just gone to dirtyland there!!! Rob putting thouse long fingers of his mouth is just erotic as hell.. You have heard our pleas for more finger+mouth porn, havent you Rob?
BTW is there anyone that have seen that red shirt on that great body of his, yet? We wanna see it on you Rob!! (or if you prefere to go shirtless we go with that too!! *wink*)
My life is now divided into two parts: “Before I Saw That Picture of Rob with his Finger in his Mouth” and “After I Saw That Picture of Rob with his Finger in his Mouth”.
Work will not be possible today. I’m calling in Rob.
OMFG, more FingersInMouthPorn!! I’m speechless *thud* How could she stand that close to him doing that and not just stare?! I mean, she’s got to be totally checking him out in her peripheral vision, right?
OK – I love that this pic is so HUGE! How many of you scrolled down to the *hot spot* to check out his package?
I also love all the great comments you ladies post – I get my morning giggles then have to go change my panties before leaving for work every day. Keep up the awesomeness!
I second that, how can she ignore such porn-action uh?! I mean, even the guy on the right seems interested in it! …maybe she’s just trying to focus on the script, not to throw herself on him… Rob, not the guy on the right!
OMG that is the HOTTEST thing i have f***ing seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He knows exactly what he does to us when he does that!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a BAD boy patty!
Good Lord Cheska,…F*ckhawt finger porn, and yes, I DID scroll down to check out the goodies…………Now I must go molest my husband. He thanks you in advance I’m sure.
I honestly can’t cope with this man’s hawite mc hawt-hawt-ness any more!!! GAH!!!!
and on a side note, can I just say how totally awesome I think it is that they got Chris Fucking COOPER in on this movie!?!? How amazing it is going to be to watch Rob share the screen with some people who can actually act. (sorry if that sounds bitchy, I hope you know how I meant it)
No no, don’t get me wrong, I don’t wanna bone Chris Cooper. I just think he is an AMAZING actor. That man never does a bad role. Seriously, never. Even if the movie he’s in is shit, you can count on his role being the only good one. He’s not even my fave actor or anything, but I have mad respect for him. He’s had me since American Beauty. And I am just completely jazzed that he & Rob are acting together. I am excited about Rob’s chances of really showing some chops with a great actor opposite him.
Pierce Brosnan is and will always be attractive, and that’s another great name to have on this movie. His movies tend to do well. I don’t know that I would have ever thought of pairing him up as Rob’s dad, and he’s not who I pictured at all, but I think it could be great. I mean… it’s Remington Steele, for God’s sake!
oh, and another side note: I can already tell that Remember Me is my new favorite Rob movie so far. Simply because it’s the first one where Rob just looks like Rob. Scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob. It makes me all giddy inside. And I also think that this will get all of the Twi/Rob haters who get drug to this by their Twi-lover friends to finally stop and go, “OH! Oh… THAT’S Rob! Ok… I get it now.”
“Scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob”…LOL…I totes agree! There are so many things that I want to do to scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob in his wife beater shirt…oooooooo room is spinning, hold up….
Whew, again, I will say, he makes all my girlie parts ache…he is so beautiful!
Maaan, Rob has long fingers. Not that Im complaining, but look at pic 2, – wow! No wonder that hes a good musician, thouse fingers are perfect for that.
But just imagine what he can do with thouse looong fingers of his, – them working up and down your body, (and in and out some parts of your body..) *wink* Ahhh RobFingerPorn!
Yeah, in my imagination those gorgeous, long fingers would be good for a lot of things! Someone measure between his beautiful thumb and forefinger, would ya? GAWD>>>> that fingerporn has me panting, just thinking of all the possibilities! And I still have 3 hours of work left!!!!
Haha, yeah it is hard for us all to try concentrating on work and such, when he does thats THAT with his fingers!
And if he has wisited RAOR the last week, he will know about our little request about the fingers and his mouth..
But seriously Rob, I dident expect this much fingerporn! Im not complaining, but man you make hard keeping focus on RL, LOL Ahhh the fantasies I get..;)
OMGahhhh, him chewing that gum is so fucking hot! I have never, & I mean NEVER EVER wanted to swap gum with someone before, but *slight cringe* I might with him. Dude, why does he make me sound like such a freak?!
As far as the cap, I’d prefer it be something football related *ducks from flying baseballs.* Preferably a SEC division for NCAA or Titans, Steelers, Giants, Colts for NFL…. football caps, Rob, F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L. However, I think it’s just b/c The Yankees are so iconic & New York relate-able.
1st pic- HOT DAMN! The cap, the stubble, the open shirt with manfur, those lips, and the fucking long ass, curled fingers. I know something I’d like him to fondle & it ain’t (yeah, I’m a Southern babe) a cap. *waggles eyebrows*
2nd pic- GOOOOOOOD LORD OF HEAVENLY SEXGODLINESS, MERCIFUL BEARER OF MAKING CHRISTINA QUIVER IN HER CHAIR………… THOSE FUCKING FINGERS HAVE GOT TO BE AS LONG AS HIS FACE!!!! :thud: I.AM.DIED.
3rd pic- *le sigh* I really love to see him laugh or smile, it brightens my mood. However, then he goes all “I’m gonna make this woman sex-crazy” with putting those fucktastic fingers near his sextactular mouth. Those two fuckawesome things should never be allowed (okay so they should, be you know) in the same proximity, my womanly bits can’t handle that amount of FUCKABLE HAWTNESS! P.S. His teeth are sexy, I really want him to bite me! REALLY BADLY!
4th pic- Rob’s going gangsta, “Shit son, you see that shawty over there? Yeah, the short one with dark brown hair, pretty eyes, big ass titties & is licking her lips & mouthing ‘I will fucking rock your world. My name is Christina, I’m in hotel room #69.’ *rubs chest* Ohh fuck me, man. She just sucked on her finger. Yep, man, I’m gonna fuck that hawwwwwwwwd later.”
Images, images, ohhhhhh sweetness the images. *EXPLOSION*
Now, if we could just get pictures of him fondling his manhood, I’ll fucking quiver & dissolve into a puddle of mess.
JAG, bebeh, YOU.ARE.AWESOME. I think it’s been a while since I proposed, and I want to do this right.
*get down on one knee & takes your hand* As I stare into your cyber eyes, I can’t help but feel like I’m home. You give me another place to come & worship at the altar of Fuckhawtness & bless me with witty, fuckawesome, and all-around sexy goodness with your blog ever day. I’ve gone throughout my life in search for someone of your caliber, and now that I’ve found it, I never want to let you go. So, I ask you ma’dear, “Will you continue to be fucking incredible, supply me with an abundance of videos & insatiable posts, and be my Robcrack dealer for the rest of my existence?” I lurve you!
Lastly, where-o-where is “Rob?” I miss that fellow!
Um, yeah… that about covers MY feelings on the subject… lol, well stated, Christina!!!
The ear fondling with the LARGE side of RobCrotch just about KILLED me… that was my favorite… anytime I can get a hint of Rob’s disco stick it totally does me in… aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
HOLY FUCK ME WITH A ROBSTICK, the post blew up while I was typing mine. Why the hell can’t I shut up? When I started typing, there was one comment. I type mine & there is like 8 now.
@Cheska, That is a fucking glorious picture! 2nd time I’ve jizzed b/c of the hand & mouth action (that’s what she said).
I’ve also noticed there is a fuckload of jizztyping going on, haha, I love it!
What does one do, when one is several thousand miles away from the man one wants – And at the same time one knows, that one might never meet that man, whom one’s body craves like oxygen…….
I feel so sad for being 22 and obsessed with a person I don’t know
But I look at these pictures and I can’t help myself!
I’m seriously panicking – I’m going on vacation for 1½ month and I have no clue how often I will be near internet! How will I survive, knowing that there are new pictures almost everyday?!
I know! I was unable to log unto the internet for 9 hours yesterday – I almost had a fit – I was in abstinences .
Don’t know what I’m gonna do for 1½ month.
I have also been hitting the fanfics – What else can one do .
I love the handporn…I’m naturally drawn to the hands of men. It’s ONE of the first thing that I notice . I mean, I love my husband, I love his hands, but I would literally black out if I were ever to see Rob in person and exhibited any type of handporn gesture. I.AM.DIED just thinking about it. SSS
Thanks for the vid too…love to watch those jaw muscles working! DIED again AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Again, his beauty makes me ache all over – in a good way of course…always in a good way.
Robert we miss you! You need to show us a little sign that you haven’t forgotten us! Wear the RED and the boots with the sexspenders!
I hope that you created Rob as a prototype of future human males. As your beta testers, we are well pleased with your new direction in design. The fingers were a nice touch (heh). He definitely inspires us to enthusiastically pursue reproductive activities.
Thank you for JAG and her dedication to making sure her PattinSluts spend their days in a Rob-induced stupor of lust. Many of us would otherwise be getting our work done or doing laundry; we are grateful to have escaped this fate.
Uh-huh. Reproductive activities indeed. Although, I did say before that I’m preserving myself for Rob… I better rethink this. I might die untouched. Hahahaha. OH THE HORROR.
See Rob? I’m trying to keep myself ‘chaste’ for you (God must be proud)! BUT YOU’RE MAKING IT AWFULLY HARD… seeing that my thoughts, my dreams and my words are filled with intense desire for you! Guuhhh.
I love you, and for that, I hate you… roaaaaarrrr…
I might need some anti-angina drugs right now. Hohoho.
#1…God’s handi-work is ALL over this man. Perfection, dare I say? Yes I dare…so THANK GOD for Robert Pattinson and his parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, etc, etc.
#2…My husband reaps FULL time benefits from my Robsession! Never been better and I can only say that this “Rob-affair” of mine is growing and growing!
OMG I am done for already today. JAG, you are the Queen. Tiffanized, LMAO!! how right you are! and that extra large dose of knuckle chewing Rob…poof… done…..
Big hands….long fingers…touching himself…OMGOMGOMGOMG!! *poof* *thud* This is heaven on Earth for girls with a hand fetish. You love us JAG, you really do!
“Baaaaaaaaaaaaby when I think about you
Allllllll I want to doooooooooooooo
Be by your side
Take a little ride
Take a little
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby you know I’m all about you
And all I want to do
Is take a little ride
Maybe get inside
Maybe get in.”
A little Seven by Dave Matthew’s Band always puts me in the mood for a little NYCRobporn or any Robporn for that matter!
Sooo….I’m going a little crazy here, I have to pass my Manual Muscle Testing and Range of Motion competencies today, so as you can imagine I have been doing nothing but studying the dynamics behind the movements of the upper extremities and the muscles that make those movements! Good Lawd, my mind won’t get out of the gutter! When I look at Rob’s hands, I can just imagine the many things his “active range of motion” can do to me! EEEEEK!
Chestfondling–Rob’s internal rotation here is stimulating his Anterior Deltoid, Latissimus Dorsi (Yum back muscles) and can’t forget the good ole’ Pectoralis Major! I can just picture them flexing and contracting underneath his shirt as he moves! DIVINE!!!!
FaceFondling–Rob’s biceps brachii is contracting nicely here as he flexes his elbow to grab his sexy nose–yeah even his nose is sexy. *licks lips*
Okay wow, too much studying–my mind is spent. Thanks Rob for helping to assist me in passing my comps!
Thank you JAG for helping me to start my day out the right way!
GUM CHEWING??!!! FOR US???!!!! Oh GAWD!! You know how we love Cocky Rob chewing his gum! JIZZ!
And you picked the best pics to feature today. I love the giggling lip fondling Rob.
And I have said before, but be happy to say again how I LOVE that his hands are the size of his beautiful head! Oh.My.God! That man’s hands! Fuck!Fuck! Fuck! The finger porn just makes me so hot! Geez! Why do I come here before work?!! Ok, I’ll be back later this afternoon to check in here.
Here’s a vid I found on the filming of Rob yesterday. Rob seems so gittery…character? Nervous? Too much caffine? haha. Calm down, Rob, baby. Stand still…so I can hump your leg properly. 8)
At first I thought you said, “Rob seems so glittery,” and I thought well, it’s raining isn’t it, maybe he’s wet. And then, or maybe he really does sparkle.
I think I stayed up too late reading Alphabet Weekends.
Mmmmmmmmmmm that ChestFondling … mmmm!!!! FingerInMouth mmmmm….
THUD..
Oh Gawd, if I.am.died, please have me reincarnated as Rob’s hands NOW!!!
Thank you JAG for another F-INGROBHAWT post, your blog has become addictive in very few days to me, seriously, you and your readers are really making me see Rob from a very different POV!! Cheers guys!
All this fondling and fingerporn has me singing this morn….
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Morning till night, all I can think about is his happy trail. Is that so wrong?
Just want to say…I LOVE it here! This is my first post but I’ve been lurking for a few weeks. So, Hi! Best Rob blog, so addictive. Your readers crack me up!
I’m just jizztyping away.
Obsessed615: Yep, I did the same thing with the huge pic, I scrolled right down to the “hotspot’ to check out his package!
Rob is causing us all to go to hell for all our dirty thoughts and comments; and he’s doing it very thoroughly!!!!!
OMFG, the knuckle-biting photo is killing me!
Oh yeah and Chris Cooper in a supporting role? This movie will be bigger than HP6 at this rate. Serious actor, seriously raises Rob’s profile to be working with this guy.
I love the “Chect Fondling” pic.. The man is just sin pure and simple.. I’m so going to hell for these thoughts.. but I am certainly enjoying the trip!
JAG…YOU’RE BACK !! Good to see you on the board…I missed you yesterday…
God JAG RM and RealRob..OMG JAG..
I am still on a high from the cuffing pictures of yesterday..I may actually try writing some fan fiction.*blush*.
I love that he is always in some shade of blue…
And his smile JAG….his smile is the loveliest things about him. Shows me he is happy. I look for it every single time.
And his hands…OMG…JAG
Rob Baby, what nice, LONG fingers you have and you have quite a nice tongue too…long and lovely and you can use it oh so many ways and IYKWIMAITYD *wink*
Oh, yeah Rob baby definitely using your hands and tongue in my fan fiction..
*Hides face in embarrassment *
And yes, Rob I’ve finally gone over to the dark side. Because of you. You see you made me like wife beaters, then chewing on a toothpick and now *gasp*, even the shiteous Nike’s look sexy on you….
Rob you’ve made things on other people I despise and some things like the wife beater and chewing on a tooth pick I actually make fun of seem sexy on you. I think the universe is laughing at me sometimes.
I’ve changed so many of my long held notions on sexy, cleanliness and habits for you..
So , I’m begging you…
Rob baby please don’t wear socks and sandals..EVER. I am SO AFRAID I will find it SEXY on you….PLEASE DON’T.
I’ve been having this conversation a LOT lately and it seems that being more excited about RM is kind of a consensus. I wonder if I’ll have the same fangirl reaction to the RM trailer as the NM one…
Lordy, Lordy! I’m a shy, quiet Leo (yes, there are such things) but you gals keep me laughing till I cry! Thank you ALL, keep the comments and the pics coming !!!!!
Oh JAG, you really DO love us! You may not have been here, but you read all our comments and answered our DirtyGirl PattinPerv prayers!!!
MORE FINGERPORN!!!!
Seriously, imagining that boy ‘SelfLoving’ and…and…and….*breath baby breath* Oh, if I could only have a nice wet, I mean sweet RobbieDream about THAT!!! I’ll help a little, then take over, then….
uuuuhhhh…what??? I’m sorry, where was I? Oh yes, fingerporn & selflove. Thank you JAG, and thank you Mr. & Mrs. P!!! (cuz it can’t be said enough)
YES PLEASE!!!! I wanna watch, then I wanna help, then he can help me, then….
WAIT! I interrupt this f*ckhawt fantasy for a very important question…tell me Spunk, please tell me…is there, is there some FAN FICTION regarding Rob SelfLoving???? Oh please do link me, like NOOOOOWWW!!!
Ladies…telling you….if you haven’t watch LITTLE ASHES with him in the corner with the sparklepeen, OMRP! It is so worth watching the quick shots of man-on-man scenes to see him make the “O” face…I.AM.DIED!!
All hot and bothered thinking about it now and my hubby won’t be home for another hour and half!!! WHAT ever will I do?!?
I actually don’t like Rob chewing his gum. I’ve never been a fan of open mouth chewing.. and while i DO looove his mouth (don’t get me wrong) nobody could ever make the sound of chewing hot :/
however, mmmmmm that’s some WONDERFUL fingerporn!!
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Oh sweet girl! You make all of us so happy! RL is seriously over-rated. We love you. Come back to where the world is kind and every appendage (happiness!) is good & hard. Where there is poetry in a jaw, there is sexual reflief in your posts, lovely one – you have a noble cause – we adore you for it. Now, be fearless…..face that inbox.
Signed the person-who-has-yet-to-decide-on-her-ideal-fake-name-but-had-to-write-anyway
Welcome and thanks I need to shake off RL.
once again another hilarious fuckn hawt post! hehe
but whatever its still sexxie as hell
)) Once again another great post!!
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but i dont think that Rob is chewing gum, i think its tobacco! I sure hope not
GREAT PICTURES. Amazing post!
We all could use more and more and MORE RPattz… the hunger, the need… INSATIABLE. Gaaaah.
I adore your hands Rob, I really do.
OH. MY. GOD.
You girls better see this…
http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=68423&fullsize=1
HOLY HOT FINGER FUCK, BATMAN!!! That is some AMAAAAAAZING finger porn! And it’s soooo big! (that’s what she said)
Dahm!!! Im just gone to dirtyland there!!! Rob putting thouse long fingers of his mouth is just erotic as hell.. You have heard our pleas for more finger+mouth porn, havent you Rob?
BTW is there anyone that have seen that red shirt on that great body of his, yet? We wanna see it on you Rob!! (or if you prefere to go shirtless we go with that too!! *wink*)
Bloody hell! That photo is fab! I’m set up for the day now!
OH-MY-GOD
Finger in mouth action….
what the hell is he trying to do to us ??
My life is now divided into two parts: “Before I Saw That Picture of Rob with his Finger in his Mouth” and “After I Saw That Picture of Rob with his Finger in his Mouth”.
Work will not be possible today. I’m calling in Rob.
Seriously, is that a knuckle bite?!?!?!
I have no words.
*poof*
Seriously, Cheska…are you trying to kill me?!?!?! Can hardly breath….finger in mouth….blacking out…..
OMFG, more FingersInMouthPorn!! I’m speechless *thud* How could she stand that close to him doing that and not just stare?! I mean, she’s got to be totally checking him out in her peripheral vision, right?
Thank you @Cheska!
OK – I love that this pic is so HUGE! How many of you scrolled down to the *hot spot* to check out his package?
I also love all the great comments you ladies post – I get my morning giggles then have to go change my panties before leaving for work every day. Keep up the awesomeness!
Oh … Oh… THUD… *drooling all over her desk* …
I can only manage to thank you Cheska…
*drooling drooling drooling*
@fragile little human
I second that, how can she ignore such porn-action uh?! I mean, even the guy on the right seems interested in it!
…maybe she’s just trying to focus on the script, not to throw herself on him… Rob, not the guy on the right!
OMG that is the HOTTEST thing i have f***ing seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He knows exactly what he does to us when he does that!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a BAD boy patty!
Good Lord Cheska,…F*ckhawt finger porn, and yes, I DID scroll down to check out the goodies…………Now I must go molest my husband. He thanks you in advance I’m sure.
Can never get enough RPattz. The hunger…the need…INSATIABLE indeed. Those hands and fingers…*SIGH*
OK, so I know I said before that I didn’t like the ball cap. And normally I don’t them, at all.
But that first/HatFoldling pic? He looks so beautiful, truly. I have succumbed to ball cap Rob.
And it’s good to see him laugh, and we all love a good LipFondle. Rob, you can fondle my lips anytime, sugar.
I should know better than to post when I’m so tired. Meant to say:
OK, so I know I said before that I didn’t like the ball cap. And normally I don’t like them, at all.
But that first/HatFondling pic? He looks so beautiful, truly. I have succumbed to ball cap Rob.
And it’s good to see him laugh, and we all love a good LipFondle. Rob, you can fondle my lips anytime, sugar.
I honestly can’t cope with this man’s hawite mc hawt-hawt-ness any more!!! GAH!!!!
and on a side note, can I just say how totally awesome I think it is that they got Chris Fucking COOPER in on this movie!?!? How amazing it is going to be to watch Rob share the screen with some people who can actually act. (sorry if that sounds bitchy, I hope you know how I meant it)
Hawtie Mc Hawt-Hawt-ness, that’s what that was supposed to be, lol. Gimme a break, I’m tired!
Totally agree about Chris Fucking Cooper! He’s awesome and makes me want to see the movie more, if that’s possible.
I lurve Chris Cooper too EPIC WIN!
Ummm…*hides face and ducks from thrown objects *
I find it exciting that Pierce Bosnan is there….Chris Cooper acting yes and all that but for me..meh…
I like to look at pretty boys of all ages and Pierce Bosnan….OMFG…
And he’s Rob’s DAD..Can it GET ANY MORE PERFECT ??
Well, Allie is 19 in the script while Emilie is 28 or 29…The girl DOES NOT LOOK a day younger than 25..
Well, OK.. So .I’m bitchy to Emilie…But I have a REASON…She gets to KISS ROB ok and she is closer to my age…..? AND I AM JEALOUS I can turn green…
Made me a believer
Ok first, I must admit that I am so far up Rob’s pant leg that I don’t know who Chris Cooper is. *GASP* haha.
Ok, so looked him up on imbd.
Uhhhhh…wha-? I’m with you on that one…meh.
Now Pierce on the other hand…
Bow chicka bow wow
Also, I am way into English guys…
Rob fuckhawt Pattinson (far and above all others)
Ewan McGregor
Stephen Moyer
Hugh Grant
Jude Law
Pierce Brosnan
Aiden Turner
Orlando Bloom
Ummm… yeah.
England is a mighty fine producer of the fuckhawt male gender.
Rob is king, of course.
@Made Me a Believer
No no, don’t get me wrong, I don’t wanna bone Chris Cooper. I just think he is an AMAZING actor. That man never does a bad role. Seriously, never. Even if the movie he’s in is shit, you can count on his role being the only good one. He’s not even my fave actor or anything, but I have mad respect for him. He’s had me since American Beauty. And I am just completely jazzed that he & Rob are acting together. I am excited about Rob’s chances of really showing some chops with a great actor opposite him.
Pierce Brosnan is and will always be attractive, and that’s another great name to have on this movie. His movies tend to do well. I don’t know that I would have ever thought of pairing him up as Rob’s dad, and he’s not who I pictured at all, but I think it could be great. I mean… it’s Remington Steele, for God’s sake!
oh, and another side note: I can already tell that Remember Me is my new favorite Rob movie so far. Simply because it’s the first one where Rob just looks like Rob. Scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob. It makes me all giddy inside. And I also think that this will get all of the Twi/Rob haters who get drug to this by their Twi-lover friends to finally stop and go, “OH! Oh… THAT’S Rob! Ok… I get it now.”
@foof76
“Scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob”…LOL…I totes agree! There are so many things that I want to do to scruffy, smokey, naughty Rob in his wife beater shirt…oooooooo room is spinning, hold up….
Whew, again, I will say, he makes all my girlie parts ache…he is so beautiful!
Maaan, Rob has long fingers. Not that Im complaining, but look at pic 2, – wow! No wonder that hes a good musician, thouse fingers are perfect for that.
But just imagine what he can do with thouse looong fingers of his, – them working up and down your body, (and in and out some parts of your body..) *wink* Ahhh RobFingerPorn!
Yeah, in my imagination those gorgeous, long fingers would be good for a lot of things! Someone measure between his beautiful thumb and forefinger, would ya? GAWD>>>> that fingerporn has me panting, just thinking of all the possibilities! And I still have 3 hours of work left!!!!
Haha, yeah it is hard for us all to try concentrating on work and such, when he does thats THAT with his fingers!
And if he has wisited RAOR the last week, he will know about our little request about the fingers and his mouth..
But seriously Rob, I dident expect this much fingerporn! Im not complaining, but man you make hard keeping focus on RL, LOL Ahhh the fantasies I get..;)
OMGahhhh, him chewing that gum is so fucking hot! I have never, & I mean NEVER EVER wanted to swap gum with someone before, but *slight cringe* I might with him. Dude, why does he make me sound like such a freak?!
As far as the cap, I’d prefer it be something football related *ducks from flying baseballs.* Preferably a SEC division for NCAA or Titans, Steelers, Giants, Colts for NFL…. football caps, Rob, F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L. However, I think it’s just b/c The Yankees are so iconic & New York relate-able.
1st pic- HOT DAMN! The cap, the stubble, the open shirt with manfur, those lips, and the fucking long ass, curled fingers. I know something I’d like him to fondle & it ain’t (yeah, I’m a Southern babe) a cap. *waggles eyebrows*
2nd pic- GOOOOOOOD LORD OF HEAVENLY SEXGODLINESS, MERCIFUL BEARER OF MAKING CHRISTINA QUIVER IN HER CHAIR………… THOSE FUCKING FINGERS HAVE GOT TO BE AS LONG AS HIS FACE!!!! :thud: I.AM.DIED.
3rd pic- *le sigh* I really love to see him laugh or smile, it brightens my mood. However, then he goes all “I’m gonna make this woman sex-crazy” with putting those fucktastic fingers near his sextactular mouth. Those two fuckawesome things should never be allowed (okay so they should, be you know) in the same proximity, my womanly bits can’t handle that amount of FUCKABLE HAWTNESS! P.S. His teeth are sexy, I really want him to bite me! REALLY BADLY!
4th pic- Rob’s going gangsta, “Shit son, you see that shawty over there? Yeah, the short one with dark brown hair, pretty eyes, big ass titties & is licking her lips & mouthing ‘I will fucking rock your world. My name is Christina, I’m in hotel room #69.’ *rubs chest* Ohh fuck me, man. She just sucked on her finger. Yep, man, I’m gonna fuck that hawwwwwwwwd later.”
Images, images, ohhhhhh sweetness the images. *EXPLOSION*
Now, if we could just get pictures of him fondling his manhood, I’ll fucking quiver & dissolve into a puddle of mess.
JAG, bebeh, YOU.ARE.AWESOME. I think it’s been a while since I proposed, and I want to do this right.
*get down on one knee & takes your hand* As I stare into your cyber eyes, I can’t help but feel like I’m home. You give me another place to come & worship at the altar of Fuckhawtness & bless me with witty, fuckawesome, and all-around sexy goodness with your blog ever day. I’ve gone throughout my life in search for someone of your caliber, and now that I’ve found it, I never want to let you go. So, I ask you ma’dear, “Will you continue to be fucking incredible, supply me with an abundance of videos & insatiable posts, and be my Robcrack dealer for the rest of my existence?” I lurve you!
Lastly, where-o-where is “Rob?” I miss that fellow!
Um, yeah… that about covers MY feelings on the subject… lol, well stated, Christina!!!
The ear fondling with the LARGE side of RobCrotch just about KILLED me… that was my favorite… anytime I can get a hint of Rob’s disco stick it totally does me in… aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
VERY well done once again, JAG
HOLY FUCK ME WITH A ROBSTICK, the post blew up while I was typing mine. Why the hell can’t I shut up? When I started typing, there was one comment. I type mine & there is like 8 now.
@Cheska, That is a fucking glorious picture! 2nd time I’ve jizzed b/c of the hand & mouth action (that’s what she said).
I’ve also noticed there is a fuckload of jizztyping going on, haha, I love it!
These pictures do not help one’s condition!
What does one do, when one is several thousand miles away from the man one wants – And at the same time one knows, that one might never meet that man, whom one’s body craves like oxygen…….
I feel so sad for being 22 and obsessed with a person I don’t know
But I look at these pictures and I can’t help myself!
I’m seriously panicking – I’m going on vacation for 1½ month and I have no clue how often I will be near internet! How will I survive, knowing that there are new pictures almost everyday?!
Same here. Not being able to log on to the net for even just a day or two makes one miss A LOT of RobLove. Roaarr.
And we’re about the same age, both obsessed with the world’s most gorgeous man.
I tend to get by by reading awesomely fcukhawt fanfics.
I know! I was unable to log unto the internet for 9 hours yesterday – I almost had a fit – I was in abstinences
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Don’t know what I’m gonna do for 1½ month.
I have also been hitting the fanfics – What else can one do
If going to hell means watching Rob touch himself or putting his fingers in his mouth all day, then I don’t want to go to heaven.
Ladies, ladies! NY+handporn+ballcap=major poofing…
I love the handporn…I’m naturally drawn to the hands of men. It’s ONE of the first thing that I notice
. I mean, I love my husband, I love his hands, but I would literally black out if I were ever to see Rob in person and exhibited any type of handporn gesture. I.AM.DIED just thinking about it. SSS
Thanks for the vid too…love to watch those jaw muscles working! DIED again AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Again, his beauty makes me ache all over – in a good way of course…always in a good way.
Robert
we miss you! You need to show us a little sign that you haven’t forgotten us! Wear the RED and the boots with the sexspenders!
Ohhhh…..number 3 is ScrunchySlitsRob !!!
That’s my fav after NakedRobWithABoner, which i’m still waiting for BTW !
Dear God,
I hope that you created Rob as a prototype of future human males. As your beta testers, we are well pleased with your new direction in design. The fingers were a nice touch (heh). He definitely inspires us to enthusiastically pursue reproductive activities.
Thank you for JAG and her dedication to making sure her PattinSluts spend their days in a Rob-induced stupor of lust. Many of us would otherwise be getting our work done or doing laundry; we are grateful to have escaped this fate.
Love,
Tiffany
I <3 you for this!!
fabulous! If Rob is the future of all males, that “be fruitful and multiply” command should be very easy to fulfill!
And yes, I am currently doing nothing I’m supposed to be doing because I am indulging my robsession.
Uh-huh. Reproductive activities indeed. Although, I did say before that I’m preserving myself for Rob… I better rethink this. I might die untouched. Hahahaha. OH THE HORROR.
See Rob? I’m trying to keep myself ‘chaste’ for you (God must be proud)! BUT YOU’RE MAKING IT AWFULLY HARD… seeing that my thoughts, my dreams and my words are filled with intense desire for you! Guuhhh.
I love you, and for that, I hate you… roaaaaarrrr…
I might need some anti-angina drugs right now. Hohoho.
Oh,…well, my husband reaps the benefits of the lusty thoughts that come from my Robsession. Lucky, lucky, man. When I am done reading on the RAoR,…
HE. IS. DIED. (ifyaknowwhatimsayinandithinkyado!)
I agree to a couple of points
#1…God’s handi-work is ALL over this man. Perfection, dare I say? Yes I dare…so THANK GOD for Robert Pattinson and his parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, etc, etc.
#2…My husband reaps FULL time benefits from my Robsession! Never been better and I can only say that this “Rob-affair” of mine is growing and growing!
Morning guys,
I hear filming has just wrapped (It’s 6:30AM EDT). I don’t see any new pics up this morning.
Most likely they’ll be shooting tonight again I assume.
But in any case here’s the link to my twitpics http://twitpic.com/photos/fakerparis
There’s pics from last night in there but not as many as for the previous night. Odd since I hear the place was swarmed with paps.
Cheers!
Thank you oh Queen of RobPorn pictures..I love the BW pictures too,..nice touch !! Sort of like the GQ ….
@fakerparis
are you visiting the set each day/night or are you finding all this stuff on the interwebs? Where did they film last night?
Oh no I’m not in NYC. I don’t go on set. Just finding this on the net.
JAG…the fingers…the fingers…you’re killin’ me…thank you, thank you, thank you….
By now, everyone knows I’m all about the fingers – so long and nimble and hawt….touching his…anything…touching my…anything….
F*ck….DAMN…I had sworn to myself that I would concentrate on my work today but now that’s not possible
…going to my happy place where panties don’t expode cause they’re just not necessary…..and the fingers work their magic…*poof*
OMG I am done for already today. JAG, you are the Queen. Tiffanized, LMAO!! how right you are! and that extra large dose of knuckle chewing Rob…poof… done…..
Big hands….long fingers…touching himself…OMGOMGOMGOMG!! *poof* *thud* This is heaven on Earth for girls with a hand fetish. You love us JAG, you really do!
“Baaaaaaaaaaaaby when I think about you
Allllllll I want to doooooooooooooo
Be by your side
Take a little ride
Take a little
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby you know I’m all about you
And all I want to do
Is take a little ride
Maybe get inside
Maybe get in.”
A little Seven by Dave Matthew’s Band always puts me in the mood for a little NYCRobporn or any Robporn for that matter!
Sooo….I’m going a little crazy here, I have to pass my Manual Muscle Testing and Range of Motion competencies today, so as you can imagine I have been doing nothing but studying the dynamics behind the movements of the upper extremities and the muscles that make those movements! Good Lawd, my mind won’t get out of the gutter! When I look at Rob’s hands, I can just imagine the many things his “active range of motion” can do to me! EEEEEK!
Chestfondling–Rob’s internal rotation here is stimulating his Anterior Deltoid, Latissimus Dorsi (Yum back muscles) and can’t forget the good ole’ Pectoralis Major! I can just picture them flexing and contracting underneath his shirt as he moves! DIVINE!!!!
FaceFondling–Rob’s biceps brachii is contracting nicely here as he flexes his elbow to grab his sexy nose–yeah even his nose is sexy. *licks lips*
Okay wow, too much studying–my mind is spent. Thanks Rob for helping to assist me in passing my comps!
Thank you JAG for helping me to start my day out the right way!
Oh JAG, how we missed you so much yesterday!!!
GUM CHEWING??!!! FOR US???!!!! Oh GAWD!! You know how we love Cocky Rob chewing his gum! JIZZ!
And you picked the best pics to feature today. I love the giggling lip fondling Rob.
And I have said before, but be happy to say again how I LOVE that his hands are the size of his beautiful head! Oh.My.God! That man’s hands! Fuck!Fuck! Fuck! The finger porn just makes me so hot! Geez! Why do I come here before work?!! Ok, I’ll be back later this afternoon to check in here.
Here’s a vid I found on the filming of Rob yesterday. Rob seems so gittery…character? Nervous? Too much caffine? haha. Calm down, Rob, baby. Stand still…so I can hump your leg properly. 8)
At first I thought you said, “Rob seems so glittery,” and I thought well, it’s raining isn’t it, maybe he’s wet. And then, or maybe he really does sparkle.
I think I stayed up too late reading Alphabet Weekends.
Oooooo, Annie, glittery makes me think of SparklePeen! haha.
You said maybe he’s wet. My mind goes to pervy places with that even thought you were just talking about rain.
I’m going to check out this Alphabet Weekends, btw.
Mmmmmmmmmmm that ChestFondling … mmmm!!!! FingerInMouth mmmmm….
THUD..
Oh Gawd, if I.am.died, please have me reincarnated as Rob’s hands NOW!!!
Thank you JAG for another F-INGROBHAWT post, your blog has become addictive in very few days to me, seriously, you and your readers are really making me see Rob from a very different POV!! Cheers guys!
Me too! *ducks fan girl pitchforks*
pmsl
WONDERFULL !!!
And your own comments … Priceless…
And i agree, cant type more fingers are itchin somewhere else…
All this fondling and fingerporn has me singing this morn….
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Morning till night, all I can think about is his happy trail. Is that so wrong?
Just want to say…I LOVE it here! This is my first post but I’ve been lurking for a few weeks. So, Hi! Best Rob blog, so addictive. Your readers crack me up!
You are the queen, *bows*
I’m just jizztyping away.
Obsessed615: Yep, I did the same thing with the huge pic, I scrolled right down to the “hotspot’ to check out his package!
Rob is causing us all to go to hell for all our dirty thoughts and comments; and he’s doing it very thoroughly!!!!!
OMFG, the knuckle-biting photo is killing me!
**THUD**
took the words right out of my mouth…
and HOW for the LOVE of all that is HOLY, can the man make CHEWING GUM into a SEX ACT? The smell of Juicy Fruit will forever get me hot now….
Love Rob loving himself LOL
The last picture actually made me drool. ’nuff said.
And not to mention Lipfondling and ass candy in the same pic….THUD
I see his arse has gone awol again.
and Emilie – take a comb through that hair, girl. Only Rob can get away with the ungroomed look. On you it’s not bedhead, it’s just untidy.
Oh yeah and Chris Cooper in a supporting role? This movie will be bigger than HP6 at this rate. Serious actor, seriously raises Rob’s profile to be working with this guy.
I love the “Chect Fondling” pic.. The man is just sin pure and simple.. I’m so going to hell for these thoughts.. but I am certainly enjoying the trip!
I have seen alot of tobacco chewers and he is chewing gum, no doubt. Very Hot!
Thank GAWD! Gum is WIN!
JAG…YOU’RE BACK !! Good to see you on the board…I missed you yesterday…
God JAG RM and RealRob..OMG JAG..
I am still on a high from the cuffing pictures of yesterday..I may actually try writing some fan fiction.*blush*.
I love that he is always in some shade of blue…
And his smile JAG….his smile is the loveliest things about him. Shows me he is happy. I look for it every single time.
And his hands…OMG…JAG
Rob Baby, what nice, LONG fingers you have and you have quite a nice tongue too…long and lovely and you can use it oh so many ways and IYKWIMAITYD *wink*
Oh, yeah Rob baby definitely using your hands and tongue in my fan fiction..
*Hides face in embarrassment *
And yes, Rob I’ve finally gone over to the dark side. Because of you. You see you made me like wife beaters, then chewing on a toothpick and now *gasp*, even the shiteous Nike’s look sexy on you….
Rob you’ve made things on other people I despise and some things like the wife beater and chewing on a tooth pick I actually make fun of seem sexy on you. I think the universe is laughing at me sometimes.
I’ve changed so many of my long held notions on sexy, cleanliness and habits for you..
So , I’m begging you…
Rob baby please don’t wear socks and sandals..EVER. I am SO AFRAID I will find it SEXY on you….PLEASE DON’T.
YEAH I’m back.
LMAO YES Rob could make socks and sandals sexy but um PLEASE DON’T. heehee
I’ve been having this conversation a LOT lately and it seems that being more excited about RM is kind of a consensus. I wonder if I’ll have the same fangirl reaction to the RM trailer as the NM one…
Lordy, Lordy! I’m a shy, quiet Leo (yes, there are such things) but you gals keep me laughing till I cry! Thank you ALL, keep the comments and the pics coming !!!!!
Thanks, JAG
Oh JAG, you really DO love us! You may not have been here, but you read all our comments and answered our DirtyGirl PattinPerv prayers!!!
MORE FINGERPORN!!!!
Seriously, imagining that boy ‘SelfLoving’ and…and…and….*breath baby breath* Oh, if I could only have a nice wet, I mean sweet RobbieDream about THAT!!! I’ll help a little, then take over, then….
uuuuhhhh…what??? I’m sorry, where was I? Oh yes, fingerporn & selflove. Thank you JAG, and thank you Mr. & Mrs. P!!! (cuz it can’t be said enough)
BBL for more fingerporn, I mean fun!! RL calls.
GarnetGurl
“selfloving Rob”
Wankbert!
Gahhhhhh!!!!!!
YES PLEASE!!!! I wanna watch, then I wanna help, then he can help me, then….
WAIT! I interrupt this f*ckhawt fantasy for a very important question…tell me Spunk, please tell me…is there, is there some FAN FICTION regarding Rob SelfLoving???? Oh please do link me, like NOOOOOWWW!!!
Okay, where was I…..
Wankbert and Wankward are my fave topped only by WetWankbert and WetWankward and YES there is a lot of fan fiction with self-loving!!!!!
GarnetGurl – Would specific chapters of larger fics work?
“Wankbert and Wankward are my fave topped only by WetWankbert
and WetWankward”
ABLABLKJBLLELTIUVEJTJALLVIF…….CAN’T. FORM. WORDS….
“Would specific chapters of larger fics work?”
YES YES YES YES!!!
Here’s one http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/12/Alphabet_Weekends
and I think Spunk’s FF had one or two.
I gotta go to work but DM me your email and I can prob send you some more in the AM.
Ladies…telling you….if you haven’t watch LITTLE ASHES with him in the corner with the sparklepeen, OMRP! It is so worth watching the quick shots of man-on-man scenes to see him make the “O” face…I.AM.DIED!!
All hot and bothered thinking about it now and my hubby won’t be home for another hour and half!!! WHAT ever will I do?!?
BTW JAG, did you make the Top 100??? I didn’t see it. I’m absolutely SHOCKED if you didn’t. <3 U
I’m waiting to see if I get a pingback. Based on the numbers i should but they’ve been coming in over a day later. odd.
Yes JAG I looked and looked…I was expecting you in the top 20 JAG..:(
I posted and posted part for fun, part because I missed you and part to make you in the top 20…
I actually don’t like Rob chewing his gum. I’ve never been a fan of open mouth chewing.. and while i DO looove his mouth (don’t get me wrong) nobody could ever make the sound of chewing hot :/
however, mmmmmm that’s some WONDERFUL fingerporn!!
Just went to Faker Paris Pictures JAG….Why, well because I had to..
And look at this picture…
http://twitpic.com/8c9o6
On any one else it would be gross…on him…IT IS SEXY JAG..it is sexy…How JAG ? HOW ??
it’s because those f*ckhawt hands are front & center baby!!!
Yes..GarnetGirl..I see the light..Thanks…
OMG The hands..the hands…The things they could do…The things I would do…
*evil grin *
O baby, Rob baby *sigh*
Never have I contimplated the real desire to be a stick of chewed up gum until NOW!
Just stick me to the ground as you pass by oh crotch of Rob…jeez, what a ringer!
(THUD)