Whether he’s filming a scene for Remember Me or walking the streets with bff TomStu, no one can deny that Rob is looking F*ckHawt in NYC and NYC is looking F*ckHawt with Rob there.
So, ever since Rob’s been working hard for the money (hee hee hard) or pounding the pavement (yep I said pound) in the Big Apple I’ve noticed a few new things…a few NewRobs. If you read my blog regularly or catch my tweets ya know I have a name for every Rob there is and there are a lot. But guess what, being in NYC has brought out a few new types of Rob’s and they are all seriously JizzTastic.
The New Types of Rob’s that I’ve noticed…
FratBoyRob
Rob can totally join my Fraternity OBJ heehee and he's the only member *wink*
More new HotRobs from NYC after the jizz…
BadAssRob
BadAssRob is dangerous and sexy and not afraid to get in a fight. HOT DAMN!
RejectedRob
Bahahaha obviously this Rob is completely ficticious...what woman in their right f*ckin mind would flip THAT off. I'll file this one under AS IF!
BeachBlanketRob
RobBaby is there some sand on your thigh...let me come over, get on my knees and help you get it off...
BadBoyRob
BadBoyRob getting cuffed...*gulp* handcuffed, bent over, manhandled...everything is going blackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
HomeyRob
Oh yea, Rob is down with da boys in da hood.
CAPTAIN HOODIE aka KindieRob
Heehee this is called work avoidance on my part LOL
OK I know how a crack addict feels now,
my name is christine and I’m a Robaholic.
It’s been 20 seconds since my last Rob fix.
auuugghhhh…..
We’re here for you.
-pats back and nods in understanding-
Robaholics unite!
I agree. I stay up late just to see what the next post is. Sick, sick, sick!! But so worth it!! Gotta get my fix in before I go to bed!!
Sorry for my bad English. This site is just the best and a girl that rus it is genius. You understand us all. It brings a relief that I’m not the only one, that there’s a lot of us out there that are ROBSESSED. And I have to say this at loud: I WANT HIM IN MY BED!!!
Okay, who else just spent the last twenty minutes trying to see up BeachBlanketRob’s shorts?
Me
Can’t see nothin
Where do you come up with these ideas?!? Your mind astounds me.
I like Captain Hoodie Rob most of all. That photograph of him with the hood and his arms flaying out looks like he’s ready to fly. So funny! *snort*
He does use his hoodie as an invisibility cloak; however, doesn’t he understand it is completely futile? He is kryptonite for he renders a lot of women powerless, incapacitated, and salivating fools.
I made this poster for those crazy fans out there: I hope it transfers to the comment page…
I look forward to tomorrow,s post. The Hawaiian islands are hours behind thus I am one of the lucky ones who gets to see your post earlier than others. Thanks for inabling us and fueling our addiction. ;D
LOL! Well! I think we need to search BadBoyRob for some…um…concealed weapons!
Assume the position, Pattinson…
You have the right to remain hot…anything you say can and will be quoted on RAoR for the soul purpose of our enjoyment!
Now, SPREAD ‘EM!
Ahhhhh..Its good to be home at RAoR.
Just got back after a girls night out…we went to see The Proposal, which is so good (and Ryan Reynolds looks quite yummy too), and then we went to eat. My RL friends were making fun of my Robsession. Little do they know that my “problem” goes quite a bit further than already seeing the New Moon preview. They just don’t get it! I realize it is crazy for a 30 something year old, married mother to obsess over a 23 year old, completely unreachable hottie….but I just can’t help myself. I have such a crush on Rob!!!
That is why I love it here and all of you girls because you make me feel normal! Love to you all….and I will take WetRob anytime, anywhere, and as many times as he wants.
Dear amyandwalt,
It is actually a relief to know that there are other 30-something mummies, with an insatiable Robsession!
x
holla! I don’t have kids, but it is nice to know other women born prior to 1979 share the desire to do naughty, naughty things to the man…the hubs enjoys the added benefits (iykwIsaItyd) so he doesn’t mind, but RL friends don’t share the, ah – for lack of a better word, enthusiasm of my lust.
btw…any day I can see a cuffed Rob = WIN!
You think you’ve got it bad… try being 48! But I have this great rationalization… you see when I’m 50, Rob will be 25….
division is a beautiful thing… just sayin.
See? It could be worse.
Oh… I saw The Proposal last night as well. OMG… was NOT expecting total side view nudity…. but THANK YOU GOD! It was sooooooo worth it!
LOL!
Ladies…so long as you have the strength to undress him with your mind, dream pervy dreams, visualize the naughty things you can do to him and come hang out at RAoR…you’re never too old to enjoy the goodness that is Rob!!!!
None of my friends or family are aware of my Robsession, so I’m thankful for this site and LTR. My husband, of course, knows all about it and sometimes I even torture him with the latest Rob news or I’ll make him a read a particularly hilarious post. He’s pretty understanding, although he does think I’ve gone off the deep end. But he definitely benefits from it.
I don’t think it’s crazy to be obsessing over Rob at 30, 40, 50-whatever. The man is hot. And remember, he did call Tina Fey the sexiest woman and she’s pushing forty.
Amy you are in good company here…I am in my 30s, married and a mom. My Robsession is a secret too. Only hubby knows…and he gets the benefits *wink*.
I don’t know any of you guys personally but I am comfortable enough to reveal a part of me I would dare not let others see…
I sometimes read my posts and think did i actually write that…but I feel safe and non-judged because of the RAoR girls who understand exactly what I feel…
Thanks to you gals and JAG I have a place where I can smile and laugh when I read the comments and indulge in my fantasies…and I so appreciate it and feel normal about it…I am so glad I found RAoR and JAG and you gals.
I think Rob is so appealing to us older girls because we see him as an old soul, someone whose experience and interests transcend his age. He’s more self-aware than most men in their their twenties, and his eyes betray a capacity for passion that the young don’t understand yet.
That, and he’s f*ckhawt.
ditto pretty much what everyone has already written. I have 1 other friend how has a Robsession, but mine is worse than hers. I’ve caught myself talking Rob with my hubs, but I can see he doesn’t really like it. So, I contain it to here.
And I’m a 40yr old married mom too! I love this place because we can say what we want about him and what we want to do to the man… and its all normal (it is normal, right??) lol
I don’t know what it is about him that makes me swoon. Its not anything specific. It’s all of him! I can’t get enough, he’s like a drug to me *thats sounds familiar lol*.
and… I wanna dehydrate his peen very badly.. hee hee *oops, did I just say that?*
I don’t think I’m going all jizztastic post-crazy today. WHAT?!!! Oh the shockery!
I just say I think I <3 Tyler's character b/c he seems so close to Rob's personal style & what I "speculate" Rob could be like in person.
FratBoyRob does me in! Especially the blue Yankees cap, if only he'd turn that baby backwards every once in a while! FUCKHAWT!
BadAssRob makes me hot in all sorts of way as well. It makes me think about him being aggressive & protective & barbaric & uhhhh yeah, you should all know by now how I feel about him & wanting him to go all "Cave Man- Christina. MINE!" on me, so I'll end it there.
RejectedRob- I love that look he's giving, like "Bitch please, you know you want this, and you'd be DAMMMMMN lucky to have it to." Mmm-hmmm, yes I would.
BeachBlanketRob- I believe that would be the one time I would mind getting sand in my bathing suit, especially if it has anything to do with me being underneath him as he pounds…. yeah, stopping there.
BadBoyRob- I.CANNOT.GO.THERE! I've said this EVERYWHERE, but I will say it again. That boy anywhere near police cars, handcuff, (hopefully one day in an officer uniform- Officer Rob OWNS ME- strip search, frisking, & repetitive use of his "nightstick" GUUHHHH!) will be my undoing. I just can't…. *PermaRobgasm Vagisplode*
HomeyRob & Captain Hoody are just so fucking adorkable. The level of *ahem* "interest" I have for that man is indescribable.
For those of you who might have missed it, we have WET ROB IN NYC! :thud: I.AM.SO.DIED!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/13858189.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1245821936&Signature=i2aIVUmI%2BMoGx9yaZIBXikRVt1A%3D
FratBoyRob with the cap on backwards would probably do me in…I already spend most of the time picking myself back up off the floor after blackouts….but, hey, it’s worth it EVERY TIME!!!!!
OFFICER ROB….
*Night Sticks*…
Resisiting Arrest…
*Gonna have to take you in…*
“Interrogration Room*…
“filling” out the paperwork…
*you’ve been served….*
*I’ve got a warrant to…*
*no good cops… only BAD cops*…
F*ck’em…. I mean BOOK ‘EM DANNO!
absobloodylutely killing me…. LOL! What hilarious fun!
My dear Christina-I look forward to your posts EVERY day. LOL you always take the words that I’m thinking and write them down.
Now this:
RejectedRob- I love that look he’s giving, like “Bitch please, you know you want this, and you’d be DAMMMMMN lucky to have it to.” Mmm-hmmm, yes I would.
Is EXACTLY what i was thinking that look was. GOOD LORD. Yes, I stand by the fact that today will be a good day. And to JAG, once again, amazing job. Not sure how you do it, but you’re incredible.
30 something?? Girls I am going to be 40 this year and can not believe what a crush I have in this kid! Ok, sure he is legal but this ridiculous. I actually gave my hub (whom is gorgeous) a picture of RP (he doesn’t have a clue as to whom he is) and had him take it to the hair salon to get his hair cut like him!! lol…. um… can we say sick?!?!? Was thinking that the whole Edward/RP thing was going to go away but as i am stuck in the house with my kid having the chickenpox i just spend hours upon hours looking at articles on the web about him, her, them…. WTF is wrong with me??? So glad that there are other addicts!
xoxox J.
The link doesn’t work!! Where can I see the WetRob pics??
Wet!Rob is HOT! *THUD*
The act of gum chewing has been taken to new heights by Homey Rob.
Damn it, anything involving that mouth and *POOF*! Immediate Panty disintegration. Good Lord. (anyone see the ‘arrest’ video….? *gulp*)
Haha love this JAG!
I love BadAssRob, he can have punish me anytime *wink*
Espacially up a parked car in a N.Y. abandoned ally, with his hands all over by body, – my boobs, my ass and then my hips, as he press his long lean body against mine from behind, and let me know exactly how hes gonna punish me for being a bad pervy girl.
*poof* Im gone again LOL
i am robobsess what can i say the guy is damn fineee ill take badass rob anytime*wink* im 26 but i still love him dont feel bad ladies his well worth it:)
Ohhhh check out these pics for BadAssRob. I soooo want to take care of his cuts and bruises. And don’t feel bad ladies, I’m way older than you and have the same obsession! Ack! 23!!!!! but YUMMMMMMM!
http://www.hunkyblog.com/robert-pattinson-arrested-and-bloody-on-set/
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=300
Rob + fake injuries = DEAD. I already lost my panties to Rob this morning, and now I fear my chair is a total loss.
Another 30 something Robsessed Momma here *raises hand*
I too wonder how JAG comes up with such gold on a daily basis, the picture descriptions always make me smile, and the pics themselves, well, they never fail to satisfy (mmmmm…. to satisfy BadassRob)
*ahem*
*goes to her happy place and has a NakedRob party*
OMG, RejectedRob…can I have a piece of you ?
Can you imagine receiving that look he’s givin out there, so smug & freshly fucked looking !
And BadboyRob, your goin down for turning us on everytime we trawl the internet for your fuckhawt face.
Bad, bad boy, come here so I can spank you
Wow-so many new Robs, so little time to research them all…thanks JAG.
My husband pretends to understand my obsession, but I know he is as baffled as I am! It is still comforting to know that other married mothers are as addicted to our Rob…
I love all the “Rob’s” above – he’s beautiful no matter what he’s wearing…
30 something – try 50 something! I have a Robobsession also, yes, his face and body are hot but his mind also gets me off. So lovely … so talented.
I’m 40 something and completely Robsessed. Love his face, love his body, love his mind.
I’ll confess to the 50 something group. And I don’t care about the mind, I’m just into it for the body. I figure at this age I’m allowed to be shallow.
Shirlee – UR not alone – 50 somethings aren’t dead – we are in the “Prime” of our sexual desires. Rob wouldn’t know what hit him – If I got ahold of him!!!
I Luv Rejected Rob – That incredible “you can’t mean me” Look!!!!!
Ummmm… 49 and I have a son Rob’s age, but Rob’s at least 6 months older, so that’s ok, right? *smile* Like I care. Gawd but he’s lovely.
Patti,
I’m 48 and have a nephew the same age as Rob. He’s a year younger. And no, I don’t care either. LOL
My panties were totally hanging in there until BadBoyRob. See that tiny hole in the upper thigh of his jeans? That was the tipping point. *POOF*
I really liked that pair too.
mmmmm…
BadBoyRob…I love a man who’s not affraid of the rough stuff (is he being arrested for wearing those shoes again??)
RejectedRob seems to be saying “baby, you don’t know what you’re missing” – GAWD…I can only imagine… *faint*
…and the fingerporn in HomeyRob… just thinking about those flexible super-long fingers coming closer…*poof*
I was just saying on LTR that they could make a killing selling sex toys molded after Rob’s hands. I’d personally purchase a lifetime supply.
tiffanized
I vote for sending Rob a bunch of these kits to make one for each of us…
http://img.myshopping.com.au/rsz400/cache/62/78/22256278.jpg
Line forms to the left.
Sign me up!!!! I’ll pay double, triple to move to the front of that line!!!
I don’t think there’s a Rob that I don’t like!
RejectedRob is looking all kinds of sexy with his smug look. Sexy bad ass bastid.
Robshair
Dildo!
I meant, Ditto!
What on earth could I have been thinking about staring at all of these Rob fuckhawt pictures?!!!
Damn.
That’s just.
Damn.
pics/videos/mp3s never did anything for me before Rob…now I finally understand porn
hahaha!
Totally agree!
My Hubs is probably a porn addict, never really understood it, or even care if he is.
Now, all of a sudden I’m like “ooohhhhhh…..now I get it”
I soooo agree, shudder! This man just does it for me everytime & I don’t mind.
I absolutely love RejectedRob, soooo funny!
Ou, I love them all. Love – As if! Sha-right. What chicka in her right mind would turn that down? Clearly someone paid her to do it
Love it.
As per JAG’s request here is the link to my twitpics:
http://twitpic.com/photos/FakerParis
There are some new pics there and I will be updating it throughout the day so go check once in a while
Thanks!
*thud*
You’re welcome
Hi Fakerparis,
Long time no see…Thanks for the pics you queen of RobPorn…
*smooches*
Long time no see indeed Made Me a Believer. I’m always around on Twitter
You’re welcome.
Love your pics FakerParis. Plus yesterday’s too, especially the B&Ws … my fav http://twitpic.com/87b7o
You’re killing me girl!!! I just checked out your site to get the link and you posted NYC pictures from 4-5-6 minutes ago!!!
I have to stop looking at the NYC pics … don’t want to ruin the moment to see the whole movie. A f*it … who am I kidding … I can’t control myself. LOL
When the movie comes out, I’ll drag my girlfriends to go see it. I’ll have to contain myself … they have NO IDEA about my RobObsession.
And to all you ladies on your comments … you take the words right out of my mouth re: our Rob.
You’re welcome RobCatCdn. I try to keep on top with pics. I do get overloaded at times though
Especially lately they all come out at night at the same time.
I love the black & whites. A girl who I follow on twitter (Corrina) does them for me. She’s great.
I just posted more pics btw.
Yeah, FratBoyRob is pretty hot…actually, any Rob with a baseball cap is pretty hot. Need to send him some caps for good teams, though *ducks*
And BeachBlanketRob? I’m not much of a leg girl, but, damn! And I don’t even care that they’re pasty white…
RejectedRob~argghhhhh, look at that *so you wanna f**k that way, eh* face!
so, Robert..umm, that’s how you like it!?!
Call me…# is: …
haha.
I think I finally know for certain what it is that truly, 100% attracks me to this man
I mean beyond his good charm, gentle and somewhat shy boy mannerism (which to me says, I’ll let you get me alone to make me talk, lol)…
Or….
beyond his ready to pull porn hair, pheramone perfect nose, made for torture lips tongue and teeth…
Or….
beyond his tongue licking dimple chin, jaw that screams I’ll be the best f**k you’ve ever had, let me show you how I CAN flex it when I’m intense…(gahhh)
Or…
beyond his dripping agaping mouth which parts so sultrly in unison with his panting eyes that say i’m the sex god of the world that you will obey
…
Or…
beyond the overwhelming length of this torso that runneth to the outter boundaries of his love trail and beyond to balls of glory!~GULP….
WELL…
With all this, what is that #1 overwhelming thing:
ROUGH, edgy Rob!
THUD!
Yup, that does it for me!
(handcuff me and take me away…I stand accused!)
Lol.
OMG jag so HOT so funny!
homey rob OMG mouth open, long fingers…..can’t breath……*POOF*
heehee! Captain Hoodie is so funny
Peachluv, I need a cigarette! LOL. God I love it here.
No kidding about needing a cigarette! And I don’t smoke! I may need to start.
Dear Rob,
Please move to NYC b/c DAMN you look fine as hell.
Love,
Me!
P.S. Can you tell your Bestie Bobby Long to move there with you? You guys can share a flat. It’ll be totally awesome. Think of all the late night shenanigans you two can get into. You guys can microwave the hell out of some carrots then maybe move onto bananas or maybe cucumbers.
You both need to start doing some cardio training if you plan on out running all the crazy fangirls. I can def help with that. *wink* ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyoudo. That’s right, Special hugs all the time. We can special hug in the morning and then again after Bobby gets a little song writing in. He’ll be really happy since he’s writing love songs to me. We can hit the town and paint it red. Fumble back to your flat for some drunken special hug time. Boy oh Boy are we gonna have fun.
Capt Hoodie, please come to my rescue!
Save me from the terrible curse of the panties!!
(Love Rob in NY…fratboyRob…hells yeah! BadAssRob…..DID YA SEE THE PICS FROM LAST NIGHT!…HOT DAMN!)
JAG, thanks be for your blog roll which led me to Letters to Rob & a marvelous discussion on the pros & cons of Premarian, as advertised in People-trash, or the real thing on the page following (i.e. Rob Pattinson) as potential aids against a special kind of female driness–hard to get my head around vaginal creams on one page and Rob on the next–as a closet Pattinslut, however, will probably devote the balance of the day to pondering this weighty problem–love ya–ta-ta
girls you are good!
you made me LOL!!!
Robsessedx2 .. thank heaven I’m not the oldest one here! I was beginning to get worried about this obsession of mine. : D
Dear Janice…
I doubt you’re the oldest….I’m Robsessed and I’m damn old (but, I’m damn GOOD, too!).
There was a Robcrotch photo last night that nearly had me fainting. I tried to send it over here, but a little tag came up and said it was “protected” so I couldn’t! Damn, I wish it was here. Talk about panties exploding!
Sus, is there no link or website?
Oh dear… I keep hoping I’ll get over this crush; not yet apparently.
Another great post….Captain Hoody, I love you. And Bad Ass Rob…betcha he needs someone to “tend to him”…I volunteer.
And since we are talking about ages, I fall into the over 30, married/kids bracket myself. And I could show Rob a thing or two or ten. The difference between us mature women and the tween Twi-Hards is that we would know what to do with Rob should we ever have that opportunity. And I know you know what I am talking about. We can love him from afar and appreciate him on a whole different level. Just think of the things we could teach him!
Have a great day!
Who doesn’t love a guy who is continually changing and evolving.. every day that he changes brings a new man to the bedroom that night.. yeah baby! Bring it!
JAG.. thanks for your creativity and as always the sunshine in my rather dreary day…
I need to get my AZZ to NYC… I bet it’s looking so great right now… it’s glowing : )
He’s just so *SIGH*… jeeze dude.. try giving a girl a break.. look bad.. just once.. please!
I can’t want you… I must get a grip…. grip.. hmmm..
*THUD*
LMAO at Captain hoodie! I <3 all these photos!
especially "homie" Rob! I am digging him in his everyday clothes with hat, Ashton Kutcher style, blocking scenes on the set. And he has just the amount of stubble going on to send me over the edge!
Before I analyze today’s post JAG I went to see FakerParis’s pictures..
Look at this one JAG…
http://twitpic.com/89zai
He is covered in fake blood and I know exactly what scene they are filming in RM too..
I should feel sorry right, but you know I can focus only on his lip poking slightly out and I want to kiss him and do other things to him while he looks like that… I’ll first make him feel all better then clean him up..
I am not so good with blood JAG but on beatupRob it makes me more lusty JAG
Rob baby I know it’s pretend, if it’s real and anyone did anything to that beautiful face of yours I shall be in NY in a heart beat…to beat them up….
I gotta say, FratBoyRob just makes me want to dirty dance on a coffee table to one-hit-wonder dance music while drinking everclear and Koolaid combined in a Dixie cup. But BadBoyRob makes me want to oblige booty calls at 2am every Friday and Saturday night with the occasional Wednesday night thrown in.
BeachBlanketRob makes me want to take him to a tanning salon for a fake tan or put his holey jeans back on him. Sorry girls.
And HomeyRob looks like he’s doing Edward’s growl with a little hand action thrown in.
Speaking of alternate personalities, WHERE ARE YOU “Robert”? I’m bored in my imaginary internet world without you. Won’t you come back and play? See – JAG has made you into a superhero named “Captain Hoodie”! Come back and check it out.
you guys ain’t heard nothin yet. I’m 66, & a great grandmother, and TOTALLY OBSESSED w/Rob. My granddaughter got me to read Twilight, and then I read the whole series. Watched Twilight 8 times, & the dvd 6 times. I have the score & soundtrack. Listen to them all the time. I have the audios of all the books, listened to them 4 times each. I wake up & go straight to the internet to see Rob, & last thing before I go to bed. Rob is the reason I obsess. He is beyound sweet, sexy & silly. I could go on & on, but you guys know what he does to us. I live for a new photo of him or video. I love his accent & pout & smile. Enough for now.
jeepers! you inspire us all! I know I’ll still be Robsessed 30 years from now!!
Hail to the thirty somethings – another one here!! I am so not ashamed of how I feel about him. It’s nature!!
I visit RAoR first thing every morning and last thing before I hit the sack. Gotta have my Rob fix asap!
I love JAG for having this wonderful place we can all come to enjoy our Robesssions.
He is a beautiful man and I want to tear him up…wild woman style!
One’s habit is also becoming a twice-daily addiction!
Twice daily addiction indeed!!
Rob looking Creepy http://twitpic.com/8a628
HI FP!
He may look creepy but the jaw is lookin’ gooooood! I can always find the Robsilverlining.
FakerParis,
I don’t find him creepy at all….I can only see JawPorn, ProfilePorn and Jawfur..
I would not mind meeting him in some dark alley in NY looking like that…
It would make me very happy and him too…
LOL Robsilverlining good one
Alright then EvilRob 
Oooo…I like the sound of EvilRob….takes my mind to very dirty places
BadRob…and DirtyRob do that to me too…
He looks “otherworldly” bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
JAG…I see you got your mojo back.
That you say supposedly lost which I still don’t get because yesterday was a panty poofing day.
And you hit it out of the ball park today like we say in America.
Sorry had to go there because of the Yankee cap that Fratboy Rob is wearing. You cannot get more NY than that..now if he would only wear it turned around…OMFG…it would make me go all sorts of crazy. I’ll even take the shiteous Nike’s with them even though he is not wearing them..And TomStu..adorable TomStu…
*Sigh* Tomstu is not Aidan in RM …Rob baby make a movie with TomStu please…
(2) Rejected Rob – Good one JAG..Yeah I know t’s fake before I read it because which living, breathing woman would reject THAT.
(3) Captain Hoodie aka KindieRob…What can I say, the more he looks like a homeless person, the more I want to jump him…he looks that sexy to me…
(4) Beachblanket Rob..Well I have already confessed to being jealous of Emilie De ranvin and how she gets to kiss him and get paid for it…so why go there again..Ok, *sigh* I went there again…..But really she gets to kiss him and get paid…can you see why I’m jealous..
(5) HomeyRob – Rob baby you look so fierce…hmmm..want me to take care of something for you..All that passion MUST have an outlet
(6) BadAssRob and BadBoyRob …I don’t know what’s with me but that cuffing picture has taken me to all sorts of places about him being cuffed to a bed post with scarves of course and him smiling, me doing something to him……
EPIC ROBGASM
*Poof *
Thank you JAG…<3 Your face..
And you too Rob love your beautiful, fake beat up, fake blood face..