Rob is an actor, not a stripper pole. Get the f*ck off him skanks!!!!
Update:
Okay I wrote this post before yesterdays major fuckery broke out & yeah I didn’t * out the cuss because I’m seriously upset. I’m sure most of you saw the fangirls in NYC hanging all over and practically choking Rob. This is all kinds of wrong and all kinds of dangerous, Summit needs to get their shit together (again no*) and get him some real security.
*comes down off soapbox*
Dear Rob, We’re not all like, we’re not all crazed lunatic fangirls (just on the inside) and some of us don’t ever plan on meeting you, we enjoy worshipping you from afar LIKE ME… <3 ya JAG
People are always surprised when they read my about page or some of the comments I leave. I’ve made it pretty clear that I have no plans or desire to meet Robert Pattinson. Hmm odd, I run a blog about a celebrity that I really don’t feel the need to meet.
Why you wonder…well it comes down to a lot of factors:
- I’ve worked with celebs before when I was in PR & surprising as this may seem they are usually a bit of a let down. Seriously peeps, male celebs almost always seem to exaggerate their height (as an example). I know, I know how could Rob be a let down. I could be way off base here but why risk it *wink*
- if I ever met Rob, that would be the end of RAoR because once I met him it would be next to impossible to crank out the RobPorn without feeling weird.
- let’s face it, I’m gonna go all fangirl, yep it’s true. I may have been cool and calm on the outside when I met Sam Bradley but I still managed to have a total f*cking fangirl blackout nonetheless. LOL Imagine what a hotmess I’d be if I met Rob.
- I’m a Taurus and as such was born without an internal edit button when I’m nervous, ya know the one that would keep me from mentioning his RobnanaNutMuffin or FrecklePorn or his shiteous Nike or his Sexpender Pants or something that would make him nod towards security pretty quickly.
- if he found out I ran RAoR…I can’t even imagine my reaction. It would give new meaning to I.AM.DIED
- it would end all my little fantasies about {insert your own dirty thoughts here} because we’ve met and they didn’t happen in real life *sigh*
- finally, I wouldn’t want to be just another fan encounter. Just another autograph, just another picture, just another reminder to Rob of the price of fame & what his life has become now.
Now that being said, I never PLAN on meeting Rob but if it happened by chance here’s how it would go in my mind…ideally…after the jump!
Cue the music
Rob looks around the bar & nervously runs his fingers *gulp* through his hair.
So here is my idea scenario for meeting Rob my chance by fate…whatev:
cue the wavy dream effects here
“I’m in a cozy dim bar hanging out with some girlfriends. There’s an amazing band playing (maybe Sam, who knows), I’m enjoying a Corona (yes, I’m a girl so I drink girl beer). I’m leaning against the bar when I glance over and notice, about 10 ft away, the backside of a rather tall lanky chap. Since I always notice tall guys I stare for a bit and think hmm that Ass looks familiar.
The tall stranger glances to the side & I get the distinct outline of the jaw and I mean “the jaw” strong scruffy and unmistakable. OMG. He turns to the bartender and asks for a Peroni ( cause boys got mad fine taste in beer). He takes his beer and turns to look at the band & as he does his eyes lock on mine & linger for a moment. He raises his hand and runs his fingers nervously through his hair. I smile raise my beer in a cheer, he cheers back, gives me a wink and we both enjoy the band with our separate friends. No one bothers him & I get to glance at him sporadically while he has a nice normal evening…(& Rob spends the rest of his life whole night wondering why this hot girl didn’t try to hit on him heehee as if, had to add that for giggles)
then I go home and fantasize about all the things that could have been LOL”
I totes forgot to mention that all I really want to get is 1) a feel for his height 2) a sense of his eye colour 3) a peek at the freckleporn
Rob sees me, we lock eyes for a split second & I get a shy smile & a little wink...I am undone!
I’m not doggin anyone who wants to or tries to meet him, I love you guys *wink*, I live vicariously through you guys LOL.
So my question to you, what would be your ideal scenario for meeting Rob & what would you say? (I can’t wait to read these)
Thanks to FakerParis for her f*ckhawt pic porn twitpic account
PS my blogging buddy Amber is breaking down those FanSkanks Madden style check it out. and
Eyes of Amber Blog wrote and apology letter Rob today on behalf of his normal fans
Thank you JAG.
Thats it, just thanks.
You rock my world.
I love this website. It’s my only way to stay in touch with Rob. Who the hell really knows him anyway? Not me, that’s for sure, and I’ll never get to know him. We’re two worlds apart and he has so many beautiful ladies to choose from. So I’ll keep fantasizing of what could never be. He’s smokin hot!
Love it, absolutely love it. Just perfect! You definitely rock.
And as for the fan girls…your stripper pole comment was right on!
WOW. Thank you thank you thank you.
Definitely not a stipper pole.
And since i dont write often… thank you JAG and you all, for making my days a little brighter and a whole lot funnier.
You’re welcome
yep, thx for the fun JAG! Had to laugh at the stripper pole comment too.
the video of the incident is shocking. why don’t they give up immediately when it is obvious he won’t stop for pics? no, they totally freak out and jump at him all the way he walks. I mean his hands are in his hair in an instant when the craziness starts … that should have been their final clue to back the fuck off!
when it comes to a scenario to meet Rob. I pretty much agree with you. i don’t ever wanna meet him. he can’t possibly be the guy I imagine. I’d like the illusion to stay intact.
but if I did meet him by chance my scenario would look like yours.
the only other way I’d like to meet him would be in a professional setting. meaning as journalist or PR girl. that has worked well for me before… as in I didn’t have a total fangirl meltdown and was coherent coz I had to be ;o)
but yeah, I’d rather not meet him, I think…
Haven’t seen the video yet, can’t bring myself to watch it yet.
God everytime I hear that song I think of Reality Bites…I love that movie and loved that they put that song in there
I was 11 when that movie came out and had to sneak to watch it 
Great movie, great song.
You were 11??
Hmm….
I was…. not.
could you tell me what the name of the song is? :p please
wow Jag, no lemon at all? eh, after thesse last few weeks? I hate to say it but(and I NEVER thought I would but!!) Rob, he’s just a guy…yes, an extremely, intoxicatingly gorgeous speciman of a male..but just a guy…
If I ever met him? I still think I’d ask him to learn(if he doesn’t know it already) and sing “If You Don’t Wanna Love Me” …for me..and I’d not even once try to jump nasty on him…I know where it got me last time I did that..it sucks..blah..land he’d be gone, just like all guys do….
Am I morbid much? Sorry ladies…
I <3 your face. I'm glad your coming by Ive missed you.
Thanks again for your wonderful and funny blog.. I always can make a bad day, a whole lot better! I still quite new in here, but since I had stumbled upon your blog, I have become addicted to it.. But what’s to say, you need your Robfix don’t you?
And just my thoughts exactly! I like to admire from a distance too, though I don’t think he’s gonna be a disappointment if I eventually ran in to him.. He’s probably just going to be his normal self, which is adorkable:)
BTW I found a pic were he looks a lot like Lucky Luke.. Maybe I’m just going all cowboy crazy today, but look at the links to the two pics beneath..
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=525&pos=7
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5zplIOv2WD0/RagJO-c2qNI/AAAAAAAAACE/gM48VfmR6zg/s320/a_LuckyLukeKopf.gif
Ahhh.. cowboys.. Rob all sweaty and dirty from the long ride.. Ride! *poof* that makes my thoughts go to a naughty place.. Dahm, it’s time for that cold shower again!
JAG,
First of all you are awesome. I love reading your take on all-things-Rob which I realize (aside from all of the Roblicious eye candy you provide on a daily basis — my favorite I.AM.DIED examples include: personal Jesus, sexpender pants and disco stick videos) is why we come here as often as we do. So thank you.
Now down to business…
I think your idea of an encounter with Rob is perfect.
Although I would love to see Rob in person (from a far), I would never have the balls to go up and introduce myself. I am not the kind of person who could go up for a photo or an autograph. To me…that would be the height of embarrassment. I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on anything because I would be wondering…what is HE thinking? Is he annoyed? Does he think I need to get a life? (He would be right. He is just a person after all). It would be incredibly difficult to explain that this obsession is just for fun. And well…
because he’s beautiful…
and talented…
and funny…
and seamingly charming…
and modest…
and adorkable of course.
Yes, Rob is one sexy dork. And apparently I find that combination impossible to resist.
By the way have you seen this? (My new favorite): http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3x5C4OBDdQk/SjZfXEPCKFI/AAAAAAAAHkI/ubo2QCP4JGo/s1600-h/Robert+Pattinson+05152009+NYC13.JPG
And yes, I realize that in this photo he looks like a skinny child with a humongous head that barely knows how to walk and may or may not have just done something wrong… but I can not tell a lie…I love it.
There is just something about the combination of the sex hair and the uncoordinated and awkward pigeon-toed flexibility that gets me…
What does that say about ME???
Um…yeah…I need help.
it’s my new favourite too. my new desktop background.
the hair, the feet … adorkable!
I love this picture. Cuz he looks like he’s digging out a wedgie and checking to see if anyone noticed
We saw you Rob. You’re BUSTED!
Awwwww Jag – great encounter scenerio!
Would never be able to go up and ask for a picture or autograph but would Luv to see him in person and that would be all! I mean really, what would you ever say to him that hasn’t been said thousands of times already!!!
And these women that attacked him – they just made complete fools of themselves and it is just plain embarrassing!
And yeah by the way, I just saw the pics.. It’s crazy with all that harassing that to place yesterday. Just look at Robs face in this pic..
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=525&pos=251
He looks really uncomfortable, and that just make me wanna say to the crowd:
Christ girls! I know, he gorgeous as hell, but just leave the man alone.. If he wants to talk to you he will!
I forgot to mention: I’m not aming at anyone in here of curse, I know you gals is cool, no shame there! We are allowed to admire and drool at a distance right?;)
Your comments are so right on! I’ve said it before in other places…. relationship dynamics get all askewed when people get placed on pedestals. That’s why I’m always looking for the flaw… to keep it real!
I’ll even take it further for you, to help chip away at that pedestal:
AS A GUY… we can pretty much speculate that ROB DOES THE FOLLOWING:l
1. Farts a great deal… and yes, I’m sure his stink, just like everyone elses.
2. Can prolly burp the alphabet
3. Stumbles occassionally while putting on trousers
4. Scratches his balls while brushing his teeth
5. Digs at his bum when it itches
6. Has an ingrown toenail somewhere with a tiny bit of dirt that never gets out
Am I painting a “real” enough picture? LOL! Does this sound like anybody’s hubby or BF?
While I don’t want to meet him either, I do play out scenarios in my head where I come to his rescue in a hotel elevator… I am the mysterious one who menacingly wards off stalker fangirls… and then walks away with a smile… as Rob stands speechless and stunned at my awesomeness!
Reality is never as good as The Fantasy.
Accept it… Embrace it… but most of all… don’t Forget it.
Meet Rob? It would be nice, but only if he wants to meet me first! Chances of THAT happening?
<.000001%.
Um, wow. Do you know my husband or something? Hee hee..
Robsessedx2 you are right on. It’s funny because I was thinking this just the other day. If he’s anything like the rest of the mail gender, your entire list is true. And JAG, thank you for your post. I was so irritated at those stupid girls when I saw those pictures yesterday. LEAVE HIM ALONE. I haven’t watched the video. I can’t do it. Anyway, thanks for keeping it real…and keeping the fantasy alive.
interesting post. i am pretty sure he likely is not lying about his height…
i look at him standing normally beside other people (men, women etc) and he really does tower over them. i am putting my money on him being 6′ 1″ as he appears to be the same height at Billy and Gil (but i do agree a lot of guys are not truthful on height especially those under six feet tall)
and weirdly billy and Gil are both born in 1966 (and Rob is 1986 he he)
Billy Burke’s height seems 6 ft 1 in – 6′ ½”
Gil Birmingham Height: 6′
The height comment was just as an example, I’m not saying Rob is not tall just that celebs (women too) never seem to be what you think.
Keeping the fantasy alive is key for me…after all, in my fantasies he the perfect man – says and does all the right things cause I control the action – let’s face it no one can live up to our wildest dreams, not even Rob.
So…if I did meet him, I think I’d like it to be very casual like outside a bar – I’m getting a bit of fresh air and he comes out for a smoke – we’re alone so he strikes up a short conversation about the bar or the band and after a few minutes I excuse myself to get back inside to join my friends.
I’d like just enough time to memorize his beautiful face and hear him say my name just once but not too much time for anything to happen that would mess with my Rob fantasies – of which there are many!
Agreed. Its all about keeping the fantasy alive.
Geez, what is wrong with people?! I’d go all verbally nuclear on the stripper pole bitches right now, but I have to work today.
As for your post, JAG, as usual you’re right on. Like, I suspect, most of y’all, I’m a married woman! The Rob discussion is just for fun. If I ever met him IRL and actually talked to him (which I probably wouldn’t), I’d say, “Dude, I really think you’re a great actor and musician. Continued good luck with that.”
Of course, it would come out sounding like, “Gah, um, mumble, mumble, mumble, um, yeah.”
LMAO that’s exactly what would happen to me.
Great post once again sweetie.
I love that you wrote Rob is not a stripper pole LMFAO!
That pic of those girls is getting tons of hits and you should see the comments I’m getting on there. Whoa. There was no way for me to keep up with my @replies last night.
LOVE your situation Jag….PURE class, Milano’s off to ya.
I’d love to have the chance to hear that accent in real life…
That’s if I could actually put a string of words together ! NOT likely !
He’s the best, most adorable eye candy there is, BUT i know if you ask anybody here, all we wish is the best for him & REAL happiness.
Those smiley, genuine happiness pics of rob are always my fav’s, they make my bits gooey !!
Oh, BTW, skanks in that pic…..
try that again & your gonna be dealin with lots of REAL Rob fans that respect the man ….
Oooo YES I would love to hear his voice, his accent. Good Point.
JAG…from one Corona drinking girl to another…..YOU ROCK!
MMM Corona *looks at clock* nope too early *wink*
HEHEHE! *looks at my clock* daaaaaaaamn!
JAG…you rock. Just sayin’.
My scenario would be pretty much like yours,JAG-I’d like to meet Rob in a real-life setting, a bar or at a show and NOT a fangirl encounter. Only in my fantasies am I coherent enough to flirt and make scintillating conversation that makes Rob beg me to go back to his hotel with him-in reality I don’t know if I could look him straight in the eye , and I would be bright red. I have crazy, inexplicable feelings for this guy-I do feel a pull to meet him, but I’d never embarrass myself make him uncomfortable.
I would never:
-ask Rob to sign a book, poster, cd or my boobs
-ask him to bite me, marry me or allow me to bear his children
-physically accost him in any way
I do feel bad for Rob when I see pictures like these. He is incredibly patient and kind to treat these hussies nicely and smile through it when he is being treated so disrespectfully.
My worry is that if this keeps happening, he will become completely removed from his fans-he won’t be able to walk down the street without bodyguards, he won’t stop and chat or take a photo with fans who behave appropriately and respectfully. These embarrassing slags will ruin it for the. ..ahem..normal fans.
JaG I discovered your blog only few days ago and I think this is pure genius and fun! So thanks A LOT
I really dunno what my perfect encounter would be, but I for sure would rather like him to remember me (if ever possible) for a funny joke (which I could never manage to say cos I wouldnt have the guts to approach him and then I’d be babbling anyway) or nice gesture, than for madly jumping at his neck almost tearing his head away and earning some lovely compliments like “what a f*ing nutter” …pretty much deserved btw..!
Welcome!
Not sure if I would want to meet him either. Pretty much every reason you stated above is exactly why.
The fangirls need to just go away. They should be ashamed, embarassed, and humiliated.
And Rob needs to know that not ALL of the *fangirls* are like this. I would say that probably 20% might be, because they’re stupid. But there are those of us who respect him. Respect his music, his personality, his looks…I could go on forever. I just hope that the 20% that I mentioned above do NOT make him question why he’s in this. He’s INSANELY talented, and (as cliche as it sounds) the world would be a darker place without his talent at the forefront. HA.
Thanks again JAG. Seriously…I hope he might read this. He would probably feel a LOT better.
Yep, you nailed it JAG, as always. That is EXACTLY how my fan encounter would go, except I’d be at a Marcus Foster/Bobby Long show at Poor David’s Pub on July 31st at 8pm in Dallas, TX. *wink*
And the music…perfect!
Fingers crossed for you.
OMG…..check out this biatch with the camera right in his face!! FUCKING SKANK!
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=525&pos=249
My god…
I just wanna SLAP those crack whores down
Bunch of ugly slags too…..justsayin
I hope that when she looks at that picture she sees how uncomfortable he looks and realizes what a big mistake she made and thinks about how inappropriately she acted…
…but I doubt it…which is sad….
Ok, one final comment on those little girls (thats what they are btw, children who don’t know how to behave).
I would just like to point out that if these were male fans attacking an actress, the response and outcome would probably have been completely different. The backlash would not have been limited to verbal smack downs on blog sites. I’m guessing the bodyguards would have reminded them of their manners. I hate double standards. This is no exception. Rules of conduct need to be established for those who cannot police themselves. I really hope that restraining orders are issued but this is unlikely given that Rob seems to always be the forgiving polite gentleman.
That’s one of the 4 skanks.
thank you that was so well said!!!!!
i would ti make him laugh at something! that would be enough for me!
now back to hunting down those skanky trash whores!
Making him laugh would be EPIC WIN!
btw does anyone know these stupid girls? funny how rob blogs all over the world are outraged and is all we hear from these girls is………*crickets*……
i think they owe him a HUGE apology as well as his worldwide fan community!
I love your scenario! So great. Geez, if I met Rob all I know is I’d much rather fade into the background then be remembered forever as the girl that required a restraining order in order for filming to continue.
Those skanks are still making me angry! Deep breathes, Amber, DEEP BREATHES. *breathes slowly*
So I’m not the only Taurus that acts like that when nervous, eh? Thank god! I always thought it was just me that spewed details of my sex life to the new people at church when nervous.
And I’ve actually given this some thought (pathetic, I know) — if I won a “moment” with Rob or something, I SERIOUSLY think I’d give the opportunity to another fan (pre-screened at my discretion of course). I’d do it for all the reasons you describe (minus the one about you running RAoR of course). It would never live up to the hype.
Maybe in an alternate universe….. But this universe I’m living in is pretty damn great so I’m okay with it.
I think the nervous babble is a Taurus trait LOL .I feel the same way…
“Maybe in an alternate universe….. But this universe I’m living in is pretty damn great so I’m okay with it.”
HERE HERE! Well said.
I love you JAG because you bring it back to reality each time. And full circle. I love you JAG because you have integrity. This is the second time I’ve seen it in action. Yes, you write a Blog about Rob and doing things to him. Well, so do we who post here. The difference is REALITY and FANTASY. This man is HOT and naturally sexy in a way that is different for so many of us who have watched the same type of Hollywood men year after year. Buff and Boring.
And hey, I’m a mom, but a woman too and I love looking at good looking men. I have a husband to whom I am very faithful to in real life and I am sure every or most women here is faithful to her husband or significant other. We are all not sluts in real life because of our postings. But we fantasize a lot about this beautiful, beautiful man who is shy, adorkable and yet so humble and polite. And he brings out the protectiveness in us. So while we let lose our inner fantasies on this site, we will never violate Rob’s personal space if we are lucky enough to meet him. We are true fangirls, who fantasize but respect. And that is the difference between us and those bitches in NY.
Amen sister!!
Doube Amen Sista!
Well…we have been gone and I haven’t been able to be on the internet for days now. It made me so sad to see what happened!! I second everything you just said!!
I just tried to watch the video of this happening to poor Rob and I couldn’t even watch the entire thing. This is so sad. I feel horrible for him. Those girls are screaming at him and hanging on him. Someone needs to find them and have a little chat…
I think meeting Rob and learning that he really is as awkward and goofy as they say he is would liken him to my little bro too much …Do NOT want that to happen, I so I agree it’s better to lust from a far
LOL …that song is my wedding song …I am going to have go clear my head then come back and read your *fantasy* …cheers
Aww this is so sweet. I think you would be more tame than you think you’d be. We all expect ourselves to be complete asses but when we are solo in the presence of hotness i think we are naturally more tame. i give the RobTards the benefit of the doubt and say that if they had been solo they wouldn’t have put Rob in a choke hold.
Honestly, I was nervous when I approached him and was glad I was three sheets to the wind or I may not have had the courage. But ifit means no more RAOR then by god you better never meet him!!!!
You are my hero for meeting him and being so classy when you did. I love you for it, such a great example to other fans *hugs*
Do you think wearing the “Smack a Ho” t-shirt around suburbia and in front of my kids would be bad? Cuz I strive to be a role model.
LMAO.
I cannot watch the video. I will throw up or cry. Or both. It hurts my heart for him. This stuff is going to drive the poor man into hiding! We will be lucky if he doesn’t quit acting after Breaking Dawn wraps.
i know how you feel. I hurt for him too. I just want to take him home and wrap him up and tell him he can sit on my couch and watch movies or play music and smoke and relax and tell him that he is always welcome anytime he needs to just take a breath. (I don’t think my hubby would mind if I invited him over, do you?)
I so completely agree with you. I have always said that I didn’t want to meet Rob in person! I’m glad to hear others feel the same way!
But, if I DID happen to be in the same place with him, then I’d rather he see me across a crowded room, notice that I’m reading some poetry while songwriting, and wonder why the girl with the cleavage isn’t paying him any attention! Then later, when he’s on the plane flying to his next job, he’ll be thinking of me and not the 600 fangirls who asked him for his autograph.
‘Cause that could happen….
Dear Rob,
I have a very weird relationship with you. Yes Rob relationship. How you ask when I don’t know you, well bear with me ok while I explain.
See I am older than you though thank God not old enough to be your mom. I could be your older sister though I never, ever want to be. Not even pretend.
I am mom and married Rob, but I am a woman and I love looking at good looking men. Well, I don’t want a divorce like ever so I turn to Hollywood to fantasize. And for years I’ve seen some fantastic man candy. Hugh Jackman and Brad Pitt to name a few. And yes, I like them. But never really became a fan girl. Till you came along. And well, without boring you I became your fan girl.
Why you ask, because well look at you. You may be unaware of your appeal. I can’t understand why, but let’s say some parts of me started doing the conga when I first saw Rome Rob. And you have these body parts which have the word porn attached to them. HandPorn, JawPorn, frecklePorn and yes, even your teeth and hair. But I’ve seen many men who have similar body parts. But I am not a fan girl of them, but of you. Want to know why, because of Real Rob.
I love Real Rob. The shy Rob who is nervous in crowds, the polite Rob who lets fans maul him and papps take pictures without hitting them, humble Rob who cannot understand why people would pay $20,000 for a peck on the cheek from him. And many things like that. And you have the voice of an angel and you sing and compose. And you have some lovely friends. Rob you seem grounded in Hollywood. Fame has not changed you. And that’s why I love you Rob. Because you are different. So different.
So if I am ever lucky enough to meet you and I am still standing here’s what I’ll do. I’ll be polite for I’ll be shaking. Definitely an autograph. And I would love to have a picture with you. And if you feel like putting your arm around me while taking the picture feel free. I will not touch you Rob body guard or no body guard for you are a person, not a toy. And I respect you too much to violate you like that.
And I will ask you, beg if I have to, to not leave Hollywood and stop acting because of the craziness. For if you go, do you know whom I have to look forward to. Zac Effron. I am sure he’s a nice kid. But no Rob no. So, please don’t go. I will spam Summit to hire you a body guard pronto and keep crazy bitches away. And I’ll beat the papps for you. But don’t go Rob, don’t go. You are the complete package and you are so unique.
Hollywood needs you and so do your fan girls. And I wish with all my heart that it will get better for you. And you will find happiness and find love and have fun. Because of you I found JAG and these girls and I have fun. Hope you do too.
A true fan girl and a proud RAoR girl,
Me
Amen sister!
I second this. Excellent post.
I couldent have said it better myself! Rob is allso the first Hollywood star Im really a fan of.. And yes it´s because of his stunning personality.. Hes just a breath of fresh air!
Perfect response.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I DID kinda go all fangirl when I met Sam. It DID NOT go as I had hoped or planned and it only reinforced my belief that I should stay far, far away from any celeb that I have any interest in whatsoever…..
Sam was kind and gracious and I’m glad I met him, but I did not care for the way in which I met him – So, even though he’s coming to Pittsburgh next week – and I could so remedy my meeting him memory by going to see him again, I am going to stay home, because there is always a chance I could make it WORSE! I’d rather Sam Bradley, Bobby Long, Rob Pattinson and Justin Timberlake (My other love) have no idea who the fuck I am! I want to love from afar, with my fantasies intact…
Mmm, JT, my first love. Rob has surpassed him though.
Im was totally Fangirl about JT but alas you dont see Random Acts of Justin LOL. Rob wins!!!
I have two scenarios I’d like to see play out for a Rob encounter.
#1 I notice him but don’t approach him and just give him a little two finger salute off the forehead as we pass each other on the street or in the bar.
#2 I don’t notice him at all and he either runs into me or spills his fine choice of beer all over me and I react the way I would if any other person did that to me with a very bitchy “What the fuck?! My night is officially ruined at (glances down at watch, states exact time),” before glancing up to see its him and hope that my demeanor doesn’t betray my complete recognition. Completely refreshed by the fact a female just bitched him out instead of sexually assault him and yet completely embarrassed and apologetic that he just ruined my outfit, he offers to buy me a beer. I reluctantly and slightly less coldly agree, say thank you, assure him it’s okay and leave him to join my friends. (The alternative and even less likely to happen he offers to pay for my dry cleaning but has no cash on him so we must meet for coffee the next day which, of course, leads to him falling completely in love with me and us living happily ever after.)
In all seriousness, I would never purposely approach him. It would just be sweet awkwardness. Here’s to hoping for an accidental drenching. Take that as you will.
Hey JAG, just sent you a #beefupRobsecurity hashtag on tweet. Let’s get this thing going. Send a message to Summit and to all the skanks out there. Need your help bb. You have a huge following.
Thanks
xox
I’m spreading the word. Thanks