First off I wanted to share this amazing few days at RAoR. Random Acts of Rob managed to make it into the top 100 WordPress BLOGS for 4 days in a row and into the top 100 WordPress POSTS for 3 of those days. We beat the nfl.com blog, that just makes me giggle. That’s big stuff for a little ole blogger like me, so thanks guys.
I know a lot of this has to do with the Rob on Demand MP3 library and I plan to keep up dating it each week. As well, for the Mac owners out there, I will be making the mp3 files available via mediafire on Sunday so check back.
Okay so on to todays porn post. I have a ton few Rob animated GIFs saved to my durty durty harddrive so I thought it might be fun to break out a few of my faves…3 words PattinPervs right-click-save!
Watch the fingers, musical talent is so f*ckhawt!
More jizztastic AnimatedRob after the jump…
This is OFFICIALLY when Twilight begins, the first 10 minutes is merely filler *wink*
This is HAWT. Check out the jawporn...*dead*
This never gets old *swoon*
You sexy mother f*cker! ~ Prince
Just been banged in the Limo Rob - hell yea!
Epic GIF by NicNax and Digs...I'm sure we can relate to this one LOL
Source: seriously no idea <3 but these are some mad talented peeps
Love the Bad Moms video….count me in!
The more the merrier in our Bad Mums Club!!!
You better add my name to that list cause I don’t think I’ve feed my kids a decent meal since November!
Add me to the bad list too. My 18 mos old started cooking for himself since mom is too consumed with hotfuckRob
Just finished watchng “the movie” for the bazillionth time.
Totally agree with the prom scene never getting tired. That kiss on the neck is the sexiest moment in the film! Seriously!
I can almost feel Rob’s lips softly caressing my neck – tip of his tongue touches my throat just before he slowly pulls his mouth away………….gah!
And when he says, “Is it not enough…just to have a long and happy life with me?”
Died……
(i swear, this part of my dvd is almost worn out)
Thank you JAG for including my gif!!! I feel so honoured to be featured on your site!!!!
*Le Motherfucking Sigh* The Piano Gif-
I love that he’s all serious and concentrating while playing his piece (I’d love to play with his piece alright-lick, lick, slurp) and immediately goes to laughing and letting her carry on. Fuck me, those fingers, are so delicate yet masculine. He would have such precision and….and…. *blacks out.*
Robward Strutting His Shit Gif
My breath seriously hitched in my throat when he entered the cafeteria door. That shirt hugging his chest and biceps, and fuck me anywayyouseefit, those forearms & the cuff…that motherflippin’ cuff….GUHHHHhhh! Okay, so after he walks in and smiles that half-smirk, fucking I.AM.DIED. every time. Then, he goes and sits so perfectly in that chair, letting his fingers dance along the table’s edge as he slides into his seat. (I really would have straddled him & gotten kicked off set.) Then when the camera pans back towards him and he’s leaned over, arms crossed in front of him–move in for the close up on his face (and fucking awesome jaw porn) where he does the deep thought, mysterious, brewding, “I feel uncomfortable playing this gorgeous character” even though I’m fucking beyond gorgeous look. Yep, stick a fork in me, I.ARE.DONE!!!! <— totally don't watch the movie at all (Is it sad that I really did all that from memory?)
The MTV Awards Gif
All I can say is it would have sounded like a freight-train barreling through the aisles and her ass would have been knocked into the background. *re-situates my clothing & smooths out my hair– commence the attack* I would have climbed my 5 ft 1 frame up his 6ft 2 in about .003 seconds to attack his lips, run my fingers over his body, around his back, devouring his lips and delicious tongue, raking my fingers over his scalp as he moaned into my mouth. Errr, too much?
The Moment Time Stood Still Gif
Is she that fucking crazy? Seriously, I would have fucked up so many times for that scene just for him to cradle my face, stroke my hair, and hold my neck while pressing that divine pout against my lips. Gah, that man….he's definitely going to cause my death.
"Is it not enough to spend a long and happy life with me?"= Christina died and went to live with the devil
Oscars Rob Gif (Right?! Don't kill me if I'm wrong, I'm not looking this stuff up.)
Oscars Rob= A night of Fuck Me Stares & Vagsploding, Panty-Poofing, Robsturpation Overload Majestic-ness
ROME ROB- Completely FUCKHAWT, JUST…..Yeah, I really wanna fuck the hell outa him & make him say my name countless amounts of times. Then, I'd die.
BAD MUM's CLUB- I love my chatty hoors, Nicci & Digs. You bitches are gifted and I love the selected Robporn. I don't think my kids have totally given up on me, but they are getting damn close.
JAG, I've yet to figure out how your brain can construct such fuckawesome post after fuckawesome post. I lurve you, bb!
Oh Christina,
Your comments are the BEST….I love JAG because of her comments…She is short and sweet and gets to the point. And you expand….So beautifully. And articulately and you make such beautiful epic word pictures. Panty Poofing word pictures. I.AM.DIED word pictures. Sometimes I don’t even have time to read all the comments. I just come here and oogle at Rob and read the post and comment and go away. But I look for your comments. Always. Because you are so funny and fearless. You too have a gift girl. Thought you should know that.
I <3 U too……
MMAB,
Thanks. I seriously try to keep it short and simple. I don’t know how mine get so long. I seriously tell myself every time I comment, “Christina, let’s keep it short this time.” But alas, I usually fail. I <3 u, too.
Sorry, Jag, I really do try to keep it simple. I can only try harder I suppose.
God…delish
Love the “just been banged in the limo” one the best.
BTW, it was totally ME that he just banged in that freakin limo back seat !!
All I can say is OMRP…this guy drips with sensual sexxxyyyy-ness. I could set here and watch him in SLOW motion….all……night……long……
Smile, sigh and swoon—-SSS
Thanks, JAG and Nicnax – that was heavenly.
Awesomeness!!! Thanks for putting these in one place.
The painful look of desire & resistance in the prom scene is just DIED. And RomeRob…oh dear lord if I could be that thumb, or better yet, the one who just did him in the limo. *sigh*
Now if I could only get the gifs to work on my iphone. hmmmmm
Mmmm Oscar Rob and Rome Rob side by side. I hate to say this but I think Rome Rob wins the sexy prize. Dang, I feel like I’m cheating on Oscar Rob. I love you Oscar Rob! You were my first and will always have a special place in my, um, personal ‘folder’. (ifyouknowwhatimsayin) Maybe I should watch both again just to be sure. Maybe multiple times. Throughout the day. Mmmm multiple…
I totally agree….the only way to be sure is to do the research…keep watching until you absolutely know which one is the hawtest….I’ll help you….
RomeRob ooooozes sex….OscarRob is quietly sensual….decisions, decision….*sigh*
But wait…piano playing Rob and those long nimble fingers….oops, just passed out
My decision is that I won’t decide…I’ll have it all…oh yes I will…..oh yes….
Wise. ShyNoMore you are a wise wise woman.
@Annie…sadly I don”t think it’s wisdom that helped me decide to go for it all…I believe it was this strange obsession that’s taken over my life and the fact that the boy is so hawt it hurts…..and maybe I’m just a little horny too….:)
<— DIED. Too much fuckhawtness in one place.
Another post full of WIN, JAG!
Yeah, so I posted a comment at around 2:30 this morning, and it was fuck long (like something else I know & plus, that’s how I roll, I’m a chatty bitch). Now it is 8:47 and I’m back for another helping.
All I can say is….. “Stop, Drop, and Wanna take a Ride on the Disco Stick… wait, that’s not right… oh, ROLL!” My early morning panties just went BOOM!
Good Lord, ~~~THUD~~~passing out from all the hotness…..
I.AM.DIED… My favorite is the prom kiss. My God, he’s sooooo FuckHawt! His kiss is beyond sexy *has a Robgasm & faints* EPIC WIN!
I’m diggin FreshlyLaidInTheLimoRob. And RomeRob is equally FuckHawt. I can’t decide between the two.
I am so fucked because I sat, watched and lusted over his pouty kissing in the prom gif for at least 10 minutes straight without stopping! Fuck! I.Am.Died. *THUD* That man’s lips have to be so soft and kissable. I want his fuckhawt mouth kissing all over my body…oh and with a lot of tongue too esp. around my girly bits.
And GAHHH!!! The sweetness of his face in that first gif at the piano where he moves outta the way and lets her play. Dayem! He is such a gentleman…a fuckable gentleman though.
The Best Kiss…oh GAWD! You can see she must have had to hold herself in restraint from kissing him senseless and knocking him to the stage floor, ripping his clothes off and riding his holy peen in front of the world! Damn! I sure woulda!
Mmmmm Robward entering the cafeteria! Fucking Robgasm every time in the theater. @Christina4 nailed that gif. Perfect descrip. And GAHHH! Don’t get me started on the cuff! That cuff is so fuckhawt on him! Dayem! I’d make him wear that thing to bed every night…as Rob…not Robward.
Sweet fuckhawt Oscar Rob. He was beautiful. Everyone looked at and admired the size of his shoes on the red carpet. Baby boy’s got some big feet. Oh yeah! Big feet, big hands, long tongue = big long peen (that’s what she said uh-huh).
Oh now there’s my freshly fucked Rob from Italy! He was either just got fucked or knows he’s about to get fucked! Either way he’s damn fine and workin’ his sexy ass mojo the whole time he was in Italy. And hey, whadya know…looks like Italy suits our fuckhawt man cause look what he turned out for us this year! Damn if I ever meet him, I’m dragging his fuckhawt ass to Italy STAT!
And oh yes, I have been a member of this bad mum club ever since laying my eyes on Rob. Kid will get fed by Daddy or have to wait. Bad mums kids are lucky to be bathed, dressed, fed or taken to school. “Mommy needs to Robsess and poof her panties, go see your Daddy.”
Great post JAG, you rock my Rob World every day! <3
banged in the Limo hell ya!
Did you notice that big *sigh* LimoRob takes at the beginning of that clip? It’s like he’s thinking “If you guys just knew how spent I am right now…”
I’ll apologize right now for this post …. but WTF is with KStew in the Piano GIF? They are obviously playing around between takes – he is truly, genuinely smiling and enjoying the moment and she is still scowling. I just don’t get. I would be beside myself giggling.
Rob – I will fool around on the piano (or under it, or pretty much anywhere) any time you want – and neither one of us will be scowling.
Oh JAG….Another post of awesomeness….
And yes I am a proud member of the Bad Mom’s club. But hey, all mom’s are women too and this sexy beast called Robert Pattinson has made me spill my guts on message boards about wanting to do things to him to anonymous strangers who seem like friends because they seem to think like me. Exactly like me. And you JAG, you’ve become more like a BFF because of your posts.
Now on to my analysis of the GIFS.
1. Rob Baby if you were playing for me instead, it would start out that way with me sitting next to you. And then if I disappear and you suddenly start playing erratically but with a smile on your face I think you know what is going on.
2. 2 and 4 – Meh IDK, I didn’t like you in Twilight Rob baby, seems like catherine Hardwicke was blind because she did not present you like you are in real life. Heart stoppingly sexy. I.AM.DIED sexy. JAG made me see the sexy part of you when I RobStalked and found here And that’s why I am here. Every single Day.
3. 4 – KStew Honey, get out of the way. If you did not want to kiss that hot piece of man ass standing next you even after you had an excuse , I only have to shake my head. Or ponder why ?
4. 5 – The Oscars. I bow to the mighty Goddess JAG – you sexy Mother Fu*ker Prince. Could not have said it better myself.
6. I am going to save this for the grand finale.
7. Thank you NicNax for creating this GIF. I am making this my banner.
Now for the grand finale. I.AM.DIED finale. Panty melting/Poofing/disappearing finale. JAG you know I had to do this. Because every time I see Rome Rob …OMFG. I was imprinted on Rob because of this video. I am on this site every day because of this video. This is the one that made me see sexy Rob.
And I <3 U JAG for creating this video. And this site.
Without further ado…Rome Rob and Personal Jesus.
yes, Rob baby at the risk of sounding blasphemous, you are my Personal Jesus. Feels like it when I see the video every single time.
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/robert-pattinsondotca/video/x94808_robert-pattinson-personal-jesus_shortfilms
You’re welcome!! Help yourself to the gif. Everyone is welcome in my Bad Mums Club!!
Thanks for the gifs. The Rome gif is THE sexiest thing I have seen in my life. EVER!
omfg nice!
i have a thing for watching twilight up until rob and kristen kiss and them fastforwarding it to the end to see the prom scene.
that’s when all the action is i think.
CAN’T WAIT FOR NEW MOON!
Happy Saturday peeps!
Congrats on the Top 100 and beating nfl . com!
Thank you for the gifs to accompany my coffee this morning.
I love me some RomeRoberto. (>_<)
Woke up Saturday morning
checked RAoR
and then I
Jizzed.
In.
My.
Pants!
Bad Mums Club = hilarity!
Gonna try to distract myself and actually get some shiz done. Happy Saturday everybody!
That Oscar picture – yeah that’s me he looking at – Im holding up two fingers to let him know what time I will meet him after the show. You notice that he is nodding at me!!!!!
Yeah – thats my fantasy!!!
Great, GREAT, GREAT Gifs – JAG – you are an ARTISTE’!!!!
You again MADE MY DAY! Good thing that my TEEN knows how to cook!!
The pleasures of a ROB PORN this afternoon is just wonderful. I can endure another few hours until I can partake in some more RobPorn.
I love this website. It gets right into the DirtyGirl Play Ground that I miss so much.f
Now’s time for a little WINE and Fantasy….and with the Gifs it won’t be hard!
I just LOVE Rome Rob … he’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen. Love his devilish sexy smile, him bitting his lips and the “just got banged” look and hair.
Thanks JAG for the Personal Jesus video. The HOTEST I’ve seen of RP to date. Love how would combined stills and live action shots … you rule girl!!!
All that Eyeporn, Neckporn, … too much RP porn!!!
How do I find the embeded code for these gifs?
Found them for ya M!
See “Rob on Demand Download Made Easier” category
Direct link is: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=6ce2dd172dda7bbbd956df2962098fcbaaca0649c086a7f3ce018c8114394287
Why does his upper lip make me want to bite? I wish I was that ciggy…and, look at that asswagah…grunge love comes to mind, WINK.
I’m going to have to start coming around here more often…sigh.
Cheers
Peach
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I am TOTALLY cracy for Rob.
I just can’t beleave that I just feld inlove with an actor, the way I am with him.
He is just PERFECT..
Never again, in my life I like so much an actor like him.
I am 31 years old, so imagine all the actors I pass through.
THE BEST FOREVER, THE MOST SEXY AND ANGELICAL IS ROBERT PATTINSON.
I just LOVE HIM.
When I see his pictures I fell I am a teenager.
I LOVE YOU ROBERT.
I am from Argentina.