TwiPorn Spotlight – The Dark Side of the Moon

Before I launch in to todays Spotlight I wanted to send a little message to `Robert`.  Just wanted to give you an open invitation to pop in and comment whenever you feel like it. You won`t find the haters here at RAoR and I will always protect both your locale & any info on you.   The ladies miss your visits, hope to see you back soon.
Thanks to m81170 for this lovely piece of art

Thanks to m81170 for this lovely piece of art

Let me start by saying that this isn`t really considered TwiPorn, I haven`t read it…yet but I don`t believe there are any lemons in it and you`ll see why once you read the synopsis.

Yesterday I blogged about how much I lurved Midnight Sun from Edwards point of view and how I found my way to Rob. I wasn`t alone, a lot of  you really love reading the story from EPOV so I thought this would be a great story for the Spotlight. It comes highly recommended and it`s on my list of must reads.

The Darkside of the Moon by Blondie at twilighted.netDark Side of the Moon is my version of New Moon from Edward’s point of view (the WHOLE book). Entirely in canon, see all the things that Edward did when he was away from Bella – while she slept during those tortured nights, trying to make himself leave; where he hunted for Victoria while haunted by Bella; his reunion with her and encounter with the Volturi.  Hear the the thoughts of the other characters as Edward takes his angst-filled journey.

Right now, it looks like the story will run about 18-20 chapters, and should be finished before Twicon in Dallas (man, I hope so!).  Thanks to everyone for all the reviews, and if you’re a new reader, I recommend that you get a fresh box of tissues before you read.

Remember I`m always taking recommendations & I try to update the library twice per month.

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48 Responses to TwiPorn Spotlight – The Dark Side of the Moon

  1. christina4

    I seriously, seriously <3 the shit out of this story. Blondie is fucking kickass at Edward's POV. Like I said yesterday, just as good, if not better than SM. As JAG stated, keep a box of tissues b/c I cried to no end in this fic. As far as I can remember, there hasn't been any smut scenes, but she runs right along with SM's New Moon so I'm thinking there won't be any either. With the last update, they were leaving Italy. It's so weird, that even though I know what is gonna happen after Italy, I'm still as anxious as I was when she began to see how Edward takes everything from here.

    Once again, warning, you will cry… a lot, but it is fucking phenomenal. I consider Blondie's fic to be part of the Saga.

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  3. Anomolly

    Considering NM is my least favourite book, I’ll definitely have to check this out. I think there should be more works out there from EPOV and not just switching back and forth.

    Thanks, Jag. I’ll definitely have to check it out.

    Oh, and hangovers suck.

  4. Robert

    Thankyou for your message ‘Just a Girl, it really is too early but all you wicked Ladies make me smile, especially you.

    I get an extra kick from Twilight Fan fiction, I read to much of it, it’s nuts.

    Enjoy your Sunday!

    • joli

      oooh yessss …. keep smiling…we LOVE your smile!

    • christina4

      Ahhh, yes, his FuckHOTness returns. I missed you when you didn’t speak up. So, this being holed up and staying out of the public eye, is that because you are trying to get into character or you just needed a much deserved break? Either way, I hope you are finding the peace in quiet you need and SHOULD have on a regular basis.

      Next, Wooooooot! Fuck yes, I’m on top AND bottom of Rob too! Technically I’m sharing top with Anamolly and bottom which a bunch of other Robwhore Pattinsluts, but whatever, Anamolly is a kickass chick as I’m sure the rest of you are too. As long as I get’n a little sexy time, then who the fuck am I to complain?! See, Rob, I won’t complain or run off to some tabloids. Some fucking people, grrr! The fact that you read ff is such a turn on. Just makes me all giddy with the possibilities. Like perhaps you have read “The Office” by tby789 (if not, run now and gobble that shit up) and you wanted to be my Beautiful Bastard. I wouldn’t mind getting my panties ripped, banged in an elevator, or screwed in a stairwell. Yep, shit is fucking HAWT!

      Lastly, seriously read this damn fic people, fucking fabulous! Rob, you probably should have read it before you did New Moon. It would have been great inspiration. Oh fuck, you’d be fucking ridiculously awesome anyways, but still, a great read.

    • Hey Robert,

      Glad you had time to stop in & please call me JAG. Curious…Do you have any fave fanfics?

      Hope your home picking up some red shirts to wear *wink*

    • amyandwalt

      While you are digging up the shirts, can you look for the grey “vodka” shirt and wear it after all of the other requests…coughandshortstoocough

    • Robspecs

      Ha-ha rob

      That turns you on as well? Funny since the fanlit probably has exploded after you portrayed Mr. Sparklingpants, and yeah I believe you’re been very present in the different authors minds, especially in those naughty moments (and in mine too, grrr baby)..

      Not to turn you off or anything I hope, keep reading.. (A lot of ladies will chase me trough the streets, if that happens, ha-ha).. Well I guess it’s not a surprise, the effect you have on the female population, myself included..

      Dahm Mr Hotness… you can sometimes keep me up all night, with you starring back at me in those GQ pictures…

      Pics like that (and you’re shirtless ones) should be prohibited to those under 18, they cant handle all the steamy hotness that is you.. No just kidding, though us slightly older women would like you for our self.. Ha-ha..

  5. Anomolly

    Hey. Lookie there! I’m on top of dear “Robert.”

    Shit. It’s too early for me to be a perv.

    Who the hell am I kidding. It’s never to early to perv it up.

    • Nicnax

      Nope never to early to be a perv!!! You’re also under him now!!!!

    • Anomolly

      Ooooh. Now, THAT’S hawt! ;)

    • fakerparis

      You’re on top and on the bottom lol.

    • joli

      aaahhhh jealousy!! …to be on top AND bottom of “Robert”…dayummmm..

    • joli

      ooops anomolly…now I’M on bottom….hmmm…funny,eh? MMMMMMMMMM…yessssssssss

  6. fakerparis

    Thanks for the link Jag. I will definently be reading this as Midnight Sun was my favorite book of the series as well.

    I hope Stephenie decides to finish it soon!

  7. Judith

    JAG – once again – you are brilliant! I too loved Midnight Sun, actually more than Twilight, and I wish to hell and back Stephenie would finish it! BUT as I was reading the blog yesterday, and the comments, someone mentioned Dark Side of the Moon, so I started reading it last night! Start out giggling like a 3 year old who just got a huge lollipop – I was so excited to read something MORE of Edwards POV. And, yep, the tears started flowing. I read up to 9 chapters before I called it a night – but plan to finish what’s there tonight. (After homework UGH!) I hate that life is getting in the way of my Robsession/Twilight Obsession!

    BTW – Rob – if you come back and read more comments – while I’m so glad you’re underground right now – we miss you. Just saying. And I want to add we absolutely can’t wait to see Remember Me – I’m predicting right now it’ll be on top opening weekend – we all love you that much!

  8. amyandwalt

    YEA!!!!! I am so glad you are back “Robert”!!!! We love you here.

    So this is a story I haven’t read. I am reading so much right now, but will add this to the list. Can I just take a moment to say how much I L.O.V.E. fanfiction! After the Twilight series I was so desperate for more. Loved Midnight Sun the best…but it drives me crazy it is not done. I read tons of other books and series, but none have me feeling happy like Twilight fan fic. Maybe because i’m a perv and there is nothing better than reading something naughty and picturing Rob the whole time. JAG- I will send some more recs later because I have read some really good ones lately.

    • amyandwalt

      These are my favorite fanfics….if you know of one I need to read please let me know

      1) Office
      2) Dom
      3) Sub
      4) The list
      5) Intern
      6) Holding out for you
      7) Coming to terms
      8) Good bella bad bella
      9) Ill be your lover too
      10) Edward cullen aka the womanizer
      11) Overtime
      12) Snowed in
      13) Wide awake
      14) Midnight desire
      15) I love la

    • wakingsky

      Thanks for a list…I’m always looking for something to read and why not be twilight related, huh?!?

      Unless Rob wants to do an bio and of course it would probably outsell Stephanie. :)

      Thank you, Robert ;) , for stopping by again today. You don’t know how much it makes our little bits and pieces flutter! LOL

      And again, PLEASE put on some red for us! we literally crave it…

  9. Am I the only one that hasn’t read Midnight Sun? I keep hoping that SM will finish it, and I don’t want to ruin it. Of course, this hasn’t stopped me from reading all kind of fanfic that references it, so I don’t know what the hell I’m waiting for. I’ll have to add this one to my queue.

  10. MrsKowski

    Very tempting!!! I LOVE MS …and am certain that I would love this too …but I have to say, I haven’t given in to FF yet. I am nervous it would be a slippery slope once I start and I don’t need anything else to consume my time …lol

  11. RobsHair

    I think she’ll finish MS. Too much fan pressure for her not to finish. I think her refusal to finish is calculating and a bunch of hype, to get the fans excited. Its not necessary because the fan loyalty is already there.

    @ Christina4, I agree, its a major turn on that he reads FF. RAWR!! Wonder how often he reads it and ummm, pleasures himself to it, if he does that at all? I dont’ think he gets laid as much as we think or that he could. He’s never alone! I think I saw an interview where he said its a good read (the FF) and is quite impressed with it.

    wow, just the thought of him pleasuring himself is a turn on. Oh boy, I feel another cold shower coming on LOL.

    Rob, you’re a walking orgasm my friend. You have no idea…

    • joli

      yes there was an interview about how he read some FF and was surprised as to how well some of it was written.

      i wonder if he’s home in London right now munchin’ on some fish ‘n chips…

    • RobsHair

      I wonder if he still goes on fan sites to see whats happening? I wonder if he’s ever visited here?

    • joli

      yeah, i wonder if he has the time or even, the energy…poor guy!

    • joli

      PLUS i can’t help but wonder what was going on in his head when he came back from Italy just to find all his shirtless pics everywhere! with the extras pointing out how embarrassed he was to film that and how he rushed to put his shirt back on between each take i hope he wasn’t absolutely MORTIFIED. i wasn’t surprised at all that he didn’t walk the red carpet at the MTV awards…he’d probably get asked about it over and over.

      and NOW with all those mags out with him and K all on the front covers…he probably wanted to go hide out the storm…

  12. Vanessarae

    Love that you found this story JAG. I consider it the “official” version of Edward’s POV for New Moon. Because it is that good.

    • ashcakes

      Ok I feel really bad being late to the party to say how much i really love this story Dark Side of the Moon, but on sunday i had to party like it was my birthday, cause it was :) Just finished reading it , amazing was all i could say. I love getting into Edward’s head it gives you a lot more perspective. Anyhoo now i have to sleep. love the site.

  13. Kathy

    I found this story a while ago and LOVED it! She is really really good at EPOV!!!! Can’t wait for the next chapters!!

  14. RobsHair

    Ummm, was in line at the supermarket and I think it was US Mag who had a feature on shirtlessRob at the NM Italy shoot. I looked on pg. 60 and there was a closeup of him and Kristen for the shirtless hugging scene. The angle of pic shows that Rob is CommandoRob. He defo has no underwear on AT ALL.

    Of all things hotter than hell…. *drool*

    I had a Robgasm right there in line.

    • amyandwalt

      rawrrrrrrr…why do I hate the fact that all these magazines are plastering him shirtless all over the planet…not like I haven’t downloaded every possible angle of that shoot and drooled and um whatever else………i’m having mixed emotions between wanting as much as I can find on him and feeling guilty that he has to basically hide and hibernate to have any peace.

    • amyandwalt

      Robshair…my post kinda sounds like I am complaining but I would have totally looked too and loved every minute of it…:) not complaining about any of Rob’s real fans looking, just all the randoms out there who don’t even care

  15. RobsHair

    Amy, I didn’t think your post was complaining at all! LOL, As a matter of fact, I agree with you on the mixed emotions part.

  16. Anonymous

    This was amazing! I’m so glad I didn’t find it until all the chapters were written – I wouldn’t have been able to stand the wait in between. Just wondering if there will be additional chapters since NM went a but further.

    Thanks so much for writing from Edward’s POV – I think you captured him exactly as SM would have.

  17. Cheska

    I am sooo gonna read this. :) I just need to find enough time to do so.

    Thanks for sharing, JAG! :)

    Oh and, hi Robert! :)

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  19. Zico1225

    JAG – awesomwe that you are rec’ing this fic -cos it is totally brilliant & IMO is as good as NM. I even asked Blondie if she had thought of re-telling BD – since it would totally kick SM’s BD into touch!

    Oh, and Hi Robert, how’s it hanging?

  20. blondie

    Wow – look what I found! You guys are great – thanks so much for all the recs (and all the Rob – how had I missed this site before?).

    Thanks for hanging in there with me – this has been quite the project. Next chapter coming this weekend, I hope (my betas have a RL, too).

    Here’s a little peek from this humongous chapter:


    She lay on her side, her back only inches from the wall. Her arm followed the top of the blanket, extending toward me, her fingers relaxed and inviting.

    “I saved you a spot,” her body seemed to say. I half expected her to lift the coverlet and throw her arm around me, just like…before.

    I didn’t want to wake her, but couldn’t stand the few feet of space between us. Falling to one knee next to her bed, I watched as her eyes tensed ever so slightly and the smile faded. A shadow of the worried V lingered above her nose, evidence that her mind still worked on some problem, some concern. Would my presence alleviate her dreamed distress, or aggravate it?

    Maybe I’ll see you over on twilighted!

    blondie

    • Welcome Blondie, I’m a huge fan of DSOM and of you. Since I posted this in June I have of course read DSOM and love love loved it. I’ve talked about it in a few of my other TwiSmut spotlights and I’ve recommended it over and over and over on twitter. Can’t wait to see an update and thanks so much for the sneak peak!

      <3
      JAG

    • joli

      OH SHIT!!! I can’t wait. DSOM is a fanfuckintastic ff, written even better than SM. True fact.

      I luv ya Blondie!

      If you haven’t read it, you must!! Run…don’t walk.

    • tinkrbe1l3

      thanking u for DSotM doesn’t even come close to covering my appreciation. my fav FF out there and ive gotten tons of friends to read it. all of them think its brilliant…bravo! *throwing roses at blondie*

    • blondie

      Thanks so much for all the love! I’ve been amazed by the response DSotM has gotten – being such a sad story! I keep waiting for that great, fluffy chapter to come, but you know Edward…NM just wasn’t his favorite book. At least there’s a few happy moments in the ending sections and – though I really try to be Switzerland – some excellent Jacob bashing.

      Writing Edward’s hate for Jacob is one of my favorite things. That and his fantasies about killing Mike Newton – I think there might be some of those coming up, too…8-)

      You guys are all masochists for reading this, though, you do know that, right?

      8-D

  21. laurie

    Where has ‘Robert’ been? Can’t even remember the last time he commented. MISS HIM!
    Anyway, DSOM is amazing. Blondie writes in Edward’s voice so beautifully. Can’t wait for the next update.

    Christ, I am such an addict. In the meantime, I shall continue to re-read my fave parts of The Office and Clipped Wings & Inked Armor. I can’t get enough of BB and Tattward.

    Also, if you’re into slash at all here are two great ones (on Fanfic.net):

    SHOW ME A GARDEN THAT’S BURSTING INTO LIFE

    EVADING THE ORBIT (hottest guy on guy kiss ever! GO NOW!!!)

    Love you JaG,
    Laurie

    • mary

      Hey Jag, I pimped you when I wrote her how much I enjoyed the writing she did since you sent me in her direction. Can’t wait for the last two chapters. How cool for her to give a blurb and show her appreciation for your pimping her work:-)

    • Mary THANK YOU!
      I am such a fangirl geek when it comes to the TwiFanFic writers gah! I just love them. DSoM is such a favorite of mine.

  22. mary

    jag you and me both. I’ve read DSoM but starting to read some more and just LOVE it. I wish I was creative enough to write but only to read it. Thank you for this site and pimping all the things you share with us. I love your site!

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