RobTechPorn!
RobHeadSetPorn, RobMicPorn, RobCellPorn. How did I stumble upon this new form of RobPorn…well it was on his birthday. So there I was, pounding away at RPattz on twitter and low and behold my bestie FakerParis starts pic spamming me and they all have a common theme. Robert Pattinson in a headset. Holy sh*t they were so hot. Needless to say fakerparis has a wee bit of a fetish (you know mine, it’s the sexpenders), as you can see from her twitter page.
As most of you know by now, when Rob holds anything in those long, strong fingers I get HOT & BOTHERED and turn into a complete Dirty Girl. Here are some of the f*cking hottest RobTechPorn shots from the past and some new ones from Cannes.
RobMicPorn
What huh f*ck I blacked out again...HOT DAMN!
A special surprise for FakerParis after the jump.
This post definitely needed a song.
RobMultiPorn
A little RobTechPorn + FingerPorn+JawPorn+FrecklePorn=JAG f*cking DEAD!
FakerParis' favorite RobHeadSetPorn shot...HOT DAMN!
I'm getting all sorts of Pervy ideas from that itty bitty piece of wiring.
I'm having some dirty TwiPorn flashback from this one...*poof*
The perfect Rob for FakerParis...<3
Image Source: FakerParis & believe me she has a ton more for Part 2. LOL
too cute!
OMG I can’t stop laughing! That looks like some goofball shizz I would dream up as a private joke with my friends! Ahh… kindred spirits!
I can’t begin to even think about all of the goofy FOTC manips I’ve done on Myspace over the last 2 years. So far Rob has been lucky and has avoided any of my more creative ideas.
Oops… except for this one. (I have always called this shot of him “The Bedazzler” pic, since his horid vest is covered in all of those studs. Looks like someone went apesh*t with a Bedazzler!)
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc268/manna76/RobPattinsonbedazzlerad2.jpg
OHMYGOD! Foof that photoshop is f*cking hilarious. You have a gift! I love it.
Best photoshop pic EVER!!!!
ROFLMAO!!! I snorted when I saw that pic. True story!
LMFAO!!! foof76! Excellent !
In the 2nd pic he has the come fuck me eyes going on. That can be another category of RobPorn! ComeFuckMeEyes.
Alright I just can’t stop staring at that pic.
*THUD*
I.AM.DIED!!!
New category! yes there needs to be the come F me eyes!~
I fucking love you!!!!!
*dies*
LMFAO @ the red carpet Headset shot. Bwahahaha.
OMG Jag you kill me!
Oh, I love the mic porn!!! So delicious!! The first one, with the lighting, and the sunglasses and the hot golf shirt… *poof*
Its like art *sigh*
Yes, art that should be blown up and hung in my bedroom. My DH would totally go for that, right? He likes art…
JAG – more porn shots from unlimited…all sorts of hand, jaw and eye porn.
SSS
http://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=419&pos=43
YUMMMMMMY
I’m all wanton now. Wanton at work. That should just be my new screen name for life thanks to Robward.
OMG!!! YUMMMINESS SUPREME!!!!!
And YOU LADIES ARE THE BEST….THANKS> FOR ALL OUR CARDIAC PROBLEMS….LOL
Can this man ever take a BAD picture ? Most people would look all kinds of funny and all kinds of wrong looking like the Red Carpet Picture. As always JAG, you ROCK.
And btw, FakerParis sounds cool. As for the real one….I’ll be nice, for Fakerparis may actually like her.
Is anyone else a fan of Rob’s skinnytieporn? When I see him in a skinny tie I think I start having heart palpitations.
*waves hand in air*
Me, ME!!! Love the skinny tie and all of its glory. Even did an ode to it on my site back in March!!
http://tinyurl.com/q822jv
Nice. So true. Only a certain body type can pull off the skinny tie. I just bought my SO one b/c he has a similar body type. Tall and slender (same height as Rob, his most beneficial attribute). He knows exactly why I bought it for him too. Now if i could just get him to grow his hair out…
Probably not a good thing that I just listed his most beneficial attribute as being the same height as Rob either. haha. Poor SO, actually more like poor SOB at this point in my obsession.
Hells to the yeah! Two of my all time fave pics of him have the skinny tie. Just makes me feel kinda funny… like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. *swoons*
any kind of Rob is good for me…however…I agree that the microphone pics are the best ever…
I can’t wait until he starts singing more out in public eye and we will have ALL those pics as well!!
I just want to clarify that I am in no way whatsoever like Paris Hilton nor am I a fan on hers lol.
It was all started in good fun after the oscars to go with the faker crew *winks*
I can’t get enough of this post Jag. You rock!!!
Oups I meant “am I a fan of hers”
Fuck! I can’t even type correctly! This post is too distracting! All I want to say is I AM NOT a fan of PH lol
Breathe girl breathe, look away from the pictures for a while. LOL
Breathe?! I haven’t been able to breathe in the past 2 days lol.
Those first two….I gotta say ladies, that golf shirt kinda does it for me. *Swoon* And I am so with Carrie. I think we definitely need a “ComeF**kMeEyes” addition to the Rob Porn gallery, starting with pic #2!
I’m just not a fan of the Dadshirt, but I am willing to overlook it in that second pic, due to the overwhelming smokin’ness of the f-me eyes.
Isn’t that magnanimous of me?
Yes, Rob – I will fuck you. I’ll fuck you silly, Darlin’
Merciful Jesus pic #1 is HOT! I have things I need to do today. I need to get off this page. I need help!
*TeeHee…I said “get off”
Funny you should put the words “merciful Jesus” to picture #1 cuz that pic looks like it was taken in Heaven. Seriously, birds are chirping and angels are strumming their harps when I look at that pic. So beautiful.
… and the second pic is just … wow.
Because of the first picture I may get fired *still staring*
Because of the laughter that ensued whlie reading your caption (and your last pic) I am SURE that I wil be fired *still laughing*
Good stuff…
OMGosh! The 2nd pic is my new fav. I just put it as my twitter background yesterday. Love it.
This post is cracking me up!
My hubs asked me to bring him a check from his company check book, he said” just ignore the porn in there” lol. What ever, I’m like why do you hid it, I don’t hide my Rob Porn on the comp. I said, well I guess since mine is dressed it can be seen. He’s like “whatever, y’all just undress him with your eyes!”
I couldn’t stop laughing, that is just what we do!
OH – there’s more than one Picture??? Can’t get past “serious Rob” – I wanna be a mic!!
I just “Gave in To SIN” cus I wanna “practice” on Rob!!!!
Luv this Post!!!!
This is the most “fuck me please” picture I’ve ever seen of him…Why is this pic so damn hot? I’ve had the SUPER BIG TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN edition of it up all day and tweeted it out numerous times…
I lurve him.
Adding to my list of “things I thought I would never would be turned on by — until Rob came along”:
* a farmer’s tan
Putting this new item on my list between
* a man kissing a dead chick
and
* suspenders
*wipin’ a tear outta my eye*
F*ck that’s funny!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok the 2nd and 4th are my favs but the last is right up there…I scared my dog laughing…..at least no one else was around….they would want to know what I was laughing at and that would lead to the discovery of my seceret addiction of RobPorn
I’m all about the hands…no matter what they’re doing…or what I’m imagining they’re doing…..
This picture, for example…where are the hands…and does he need my help???
and…can I put my finger in that little space between the buttons just behind the tie…….can’t breath……
http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilightmoviegifs/rob/?action=view¤t=gallery_main-spl101730_013.jpg
I know…seriously! The hands….those fingers….
OMG!!! This song is PERFECT!!!!
Love your blogs. No lie!
My kitty just meowed uncontrollably
Seriously.
That first pic…..damn! Nobody should look that hot just holding a mic!
JAG…what about Mole Porn? Those two little lovelies on the back of his neck in his hairline?
Whew…automatic combustion!!
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