Get on your knees & give thanks for Robert Pattinson

If you worship at the Church of St. Mattress, which I know most of you PattinSluts do then you should like this video I just finished. This is all Rome Rob pics and video. I love Rome Rob because he looks like he just got f*cked 6 ways to Sunday in the limo on the way to the festival.

 Let’s face it, I’m goin to Hell so I may as well enjoy the RIDE!  So, who’s gonna meet me there?

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46 Responses to Get on your knees & give thanks for Robert Pattinson

  1. Love the shot of him biting his nail. Oddly sexy. Not sure why.

    I do love these shots. He DOES look insanely sexy in Rome.

  2. pange1223

    “I love Rome Rob because he looks like he just got f*cked 6 ways to Sunday in the limo on the way to the festival.”

    *thud*

    He certainly does look a little smug doesn’t he? =)

    Btw, one of my favorite songs and I will never again be able to hear it without getting hot flashes. *poof*

  3. f_ingdelicious

    You know JAG, I never could figure out what it was about the Rome pix that got me, but you’re right – he does have that freshly f*cked look about him…RRRAAWR!

    I’m going to be in Italy next month (at the same time they’ll be filming there), so if you see any new freshly f*cked pix of Rob come out during his next Italy trip, you’ll know how happy he was to meet me…

  4. foof76

    Yeah… now that’s all I can picture too when looking at him here. He completely looks freshly f*cked!

    These pics make me feel kinda funny… like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. ;)

  5. TracyLRoy

    ah man..another great vid..thanks so much for that one.. and yes he does look a little extra good in these ones.. Mmmmmm

  6. Kristin

    ROWR. I LOVE me some Rome Rob! :)

    Nice one JAG, as usual!

  7. WastingTheMorning

    Can I just say that I lost my V-card to this song? Literally it took the whole 5 minutes of the song (just kidding). Perfect choice. Now I’m all hot and bothered.
    Wrote you this on twitter but I LOVE how you match up his thumb biting to the heavy breathing pause in the song. HOT HOT HOT HOT!

    • You REALLY lost your vcard to this song, I love it. I’m glad you noticed the details, breathing, thumb biting, “reach out and touch faith” during the close up of his hand and crotch hahaha That’s why it takes me like a week to finish each one. It’s all about the dirty details.
      Hope Sam doesn’t pop by today *blushes*

      • WastingTheMorning

        Um yes I did. Technically it was to the whole Violator album but the song that stands out from the whole experience is Personal Jesus. Not much else but the album we were listening to stands out. Awkward back seat of car kind of experience.

  8. Genevieve

    Now JAG, you know how much Rome Rob means to me!!! Yeah, I guess I’m going with you…..LOL
    Nice vid, great song, what is not to love?
    <3

  9. Janny73

    Mmmmm Rome Rob makes me feel all dirty….and sexed up….what a wonderful sensation…..I thought he looked stoned at first…but *freshly fucked* sounds sooo much better…you know that song “I touch myself” from devinyls (or something like that)…..I’m soo there with Rome Rob….he really makes me fantasize….yummy yummy Rob.

  10. English Girl

    JAG – am going to hell with you and I can’t wait!

  11. Leann

    You know, it’s very hard to genuflect and type at the same time.

    I always wondered what it was about those Rome pics, other than the obvious fact that Rob was an unwashed hairy sex beast in Italy (and in Mexico!)…thanks for pointing out the real reason! Mind going all sorts of delish places now….

  12. SpunkMe

    Hey JAG! Welcome, Welcome to HELL! What took you so long? I’ve been waiting here for your arrival! Muwhahahahha!

    Rome Rob is my fave too!
    He does look like sex on a stick and I want a lick!
    Mmmmm…yummy!

    I have been here in HELL waiting ever since I had impure thoughts of f*cking Rob at the alter of my church…in front of the Minister….with the congregation watching in horror as I sing to them: Come, just as you are to worship
    Come, just as you are before your god

    Then continue singing to Rob…
    Come
    Oh, come.Oh, come.Oh, come
    Worship you my lord.Oh, come

    So here I sit burnin’ in hell! Now we can burn together!

    And as for why he looks so just-got-f*cked…follow me to the torture and flames room and we’ll talk about that too…heh heh.

    Rome Rob = Sex on Fire!
    Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode (smooch)

  13. EyeC

    God, he was especially gorgeous that day! Great video–long enough to get lost in prayer…

  14. Great video! I especially loved the close-ups at the end. Nice work. You have quite a knack for pairing completely HOT pictures of Rob with completely HOT songs and I LOVE IT!

  15. Carrie

    Stop trying to make me love u more than I already do. I said I would marry you so stop trying to woo me with more smokin hot Rob videos. ;-)
    My poor heart can’t take much more.

    *SMOOCHES*

    Another amazing video. :-)

    • I was trying to woo you away from Simba AND Sam. I am getting sooooooooooooooooooo jealous. I thought I lost you *sob*

  16. judy

    may I join u for this ride? hee

  17. Valerie

    I would like to join the ride, oh my, love that vid!!!!!

    • Well holy shit, HELL is going to be a lot more crowded than I thought LOL

  18. summergirl

    *speechless*

  19. summergirl

    Wow!

    Just about pulled it round enough to say that vid was AMAZE!

    Just…wow!

    p.s. what date was Rome please?

    • I believe it was October 2008. :-)

  20. Becky -Lynne

    OMG Thud.. Thud.. I will meet you in hell for sure

  21. rosewowie

    I’m already there woman. Already there. lol

    That vid made me feel dirty. hahaha

  22. marimotchee

    Rome Rob is my favorite. He looks especially virile here, and I completely agree that it’s got something to do with a freshly fucked vibe.

    I hadn’t seen some of these shots before, like the one at 4:36. It’s beautiful!

  23. IfOnly

    Thank you JAG!!! I have been a little Robprived lately because RL has really been getting in the way! This awesome video is just what I needed to help me get through the DT’s. I think I watched 2:02-2:19 about 5 times. HOLY SH*T!! F*cked me 6 ways to Sunday is right. And I thought I liked Rome Rob pics. Rome Rob video clips are now the sh*t I can’t live without. Okay, gotta go watch 2:02-2:19 again……. XOXO

  24. JBell

    What in the hell are you trying to do to me!?
    Seriously lady!
    Multiple thumb sucking incidents, greeeeeen eyes, that sex smirk at 3:12, thumb sucking then fade to hand in pocket close-up at 3:44, LipPorn at 3:50… and that’s when I blacked out.

    JAG, I don’t know how many more times I can tell you I <3 your face but – I <3 your face so HARD!
    :)

  25. There were so many types of porn in that video that I couldn’t even count.

    HandPorn
    JawPorn
    EyePorn
    LipPorn
    HairPorn

    And after those shots, I think HandPorn should be seperated into

    1)ThumbPorn
    2)FingerPorn

  26. GarnetGurl

    thank you jesus!!!

  27. Mandi

    Wow….just….wow….

    Seriously, I shouldn’t be allowed to watch your video’s when I’m drunk. It just ain’t right.

    I just wanna lick him, is that so wrong???

  28. soccermom

    JAG – You are the queen of sexy videos. HOLY F*****G SHIT! Rob MUST be the devil cause he’s taking us all to hell and no one is complaining!

  29. nondi_rochelle

    God i love it when he puts his thumb in his mouth. So sexy. I bet he has a Magic Thumb. Mmmmm Swoon.

    • MMmmmm magic thumbs *poof*

  30. Autumn (whynot)

    HOLY FUCKING ROME! Look on your Twilighted PM-you missed my personal fav from that premiere. Can’t wait for “Closer”
    Mmmm…

  31. songirl

    This is my new favorite video…You are so right he looks like he’s just been shagged, well shagged. (and so devilish- he looks like he’s still thinking about it).

    This has some of the sexiest pictures I have ever seen and I am a fan of the Sex drive premiere, or hell, any picture of Rob. More, just more…

    • songirl

      The picture at 4:37…Gah! Have you read Frenemies? Rob is Satan.

  32. TracyLRoy

    ahh god.. I do worship him..I have now watched this at least 20 times.. his f*cking thumb in his mouth..how can that be so hot,,it just IS…sexy smirking eyes that just tell you exactly how hot it would be *thud*

  33. expatcdn00

    WOW

    absolutely speechless

    Has the church of St Mattress ever spontaneously combusted?

  34. ForensicChick

    *handing out horns* Damn crowded in here… is it possible to run out of horns? *looks at hand holding horns*

  35. Whitley

    Love this video! Have you made one to The Divynls “I Touch Myself”? I have been waiting for someone to make that shiz for forever! That would be an epic video. That song reminds me of Rob anytime I hear it.

  36. Tina

    Hi JaG,

    I. LOVE. THIS. VIDEO. saw it yesterday.
    But gawd girl, did you just take it down???

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  38. Pixie

    Babe, I’ll see you in hell!
    Enjoy the ride, ’cause Rob. will end up enjoying my ride *wink wink hunk hunk*

  39. robsessive

    Its just too much gotta take a cold shower

    I got the scenes and I know how it would be to have him like that

    god will his power on me ever stop

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