Robert Pattinson UnSexy? Bahahahah

So the Boston Phoenix has ranked Rob as the 100th Unsexiest Man of the Year.  They are calling him HAKULA & a fart throb.  I’m sorry but that is pretty funny! Wow how the tides have turned, media loves to build em up and tear em down.  It’s the nature of fame.

Shhh, don’t Twilight star Robert Pattinson, but the reportedly smelly, hygeine-challenged actor is not actually a vampire. Of course, that hasn’t stopped this tweenie heartthrob with the Groucho eyebrows from brooding like a fool at every camera in his path. He should enjoy the fame, though; it’s inevitable that a younger Brit fart-throb with even messier hair will take a bite out of this cornball’s (oc)cult of morbid adolescent fandom sometime soon. ~ Boston Phoenix

Personally, I find the fact that Rob just doesn’t give a shit, quite endearing…Unlike Zac Efron who never goes out in public without his manscara and eyeliner.  Let a guy just be a guy…dammit and give him a break.

Rob we love you because your normal, don’t dress up for us or the media.  Own it!

Looking like a regular guy, still hot!

Looking like a regular guy, still hot!

At the airport looking pretty fine again!

At the airport looking pretty fine again!

Going through airport security with his fave Stoli shirt on...I see no problem here

Going through airport security with his fave Stoli shirt on...I see no problem here

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6 Responses to Robert Pattinson UnSexy? Bahahahah

  1. Heather

    I just have to say that I was with him a few hours before the picture was taken of him in airport security and he definitely looked HOT. I don’t know what the people who wrote this article were thinking.

    • Exactly! and how did he smell, yummy I bet, like chocolate, beer & bar smoke. I love DirtyRob. LOL

  2. Mrs.P.

    I really have no problems with his fashion…actually he dresses exactly the way my husband dresses when he’s not going to work…
    the same pair of jeans
    from like ten years ago
    check
    holey shirtcheck
    funky sneakers well
    beyond their expiration date
    check
    weird combination of shirtscheck

    See Rob, you could totally be yourself around me, and I wouldn’t mind a bit.
    <3 ME (Mrs. P.)

  3. I was a journalist and an editor while getting my undergrad, until I changed my major to Psych, and I can tell you one thing for certain, people in the media are full of crap at least 88% of the time.
    Thank GOD Rob is a normal person. I keep praying all this craziness doesn’t turn him into a tool, or a raging alcoholic in order to handle the pressure. He is beautiful, talented, intelligent, funny, and hopefully grounded enough to not let a**holes like these people affect him and what he does. Now I will step off my soap box…

    • Very well put. The media builds them up and tears them down. Rob’s got talent, he’ll survive this bull sh*t. <3

  4. Noelia

    Seems like I’m the only teenanger here… Anyway, there isn’t and won’t be a hotter guy than Rob, aka, Mr. President. ;P

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