I Saw, I Came, Rob Conquered!

As many of you may know by now, after two and a half years of insanity blogging, I finally had my opportunity to see Rob live in person.  It happened exactly the way I had always hoped and blogged about how it would occur.

I was at a bar in Toronto at the end of May, with some friends (Suzie, Janners, Debb90210) listening to some great music (Johnny Flynn) and Rob was there too.  Hanging out, chilling with friends, just being well normal and real.  Rob was tall and lanky and really stunning, he wore his beanie *sigh*. He was clean shaven and sporting some major jawporn.

Lucky fan with Rob out behind the Horseshoe Tavern

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Achy Breaky TwiSmut Sinday

By DeeDreamer, The BEST DAMN Hoorfessor of Smutology EVER <3

Hi Angelz!  It’s another Sinday and I’m über-excited to share these recs with all of you! They’ve truly been pwning me over the last couple of weeks. Each of them succeeded in making my heart ache in such a very good way. And I have to admit, although I’m a total sap, I don’t often cry when reading fic. But let me tell ya, more than one of these stories had me teary-eyed…  *sniff* Let’s jump right in!

This story? Lovely.

A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine is my Completed Spotlight fic, and boy am I glad I waited to read this one until it was complete! Although I would have loved to have gotten on-board early with this story, being able to read it straight through was a good choice for me. The angst and mystery probs woulda killed me ded. Just sayin’. ;)

Recently completed in early June, this story’s opening chapter completely pulled me in. It’s a very long introductory chapter, and it single-handedly tells the story of how Bella and the Cullen family first met. It lays the foundation for the entire story beautifully. You all know I’m a huge fan of stories written in third person; BellaSunshine nails this technique in this fic. She brilliantly conveys each character’s perspective and weaves them together seamlessly.

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In the SmutLight: Nooners, Balls and Giggles

Hi my lovely friends! Another Sinday is upon us and I’ve got some great recs to share. I feel like these should be called the “if you haven’t read me yet, what are you waiting for?” stories. They’re all quite popular in their own right and after reading them (or what’s posted for the WIPs) I can say I think they’re each something all you Angelz will enjoy. So let’s talk fic, shall we?! ;)

Ah, Pennyward, you bastard, you!


First our Completed Spotlight fic… Fridays at Noon by troublefollows1017. So many of you have been reading this story since it was a WIP, but for those who wait and read completed fics only, now’s the time to enjoy this tale. This is one of those stories that might just kill you with the angst and heartache while simultaneously maiming you with its absolute sweetness and tenderness. *sigh* From the first chapter, you’re definitely intrigued by billionaire Edward Masen and his rude behavior. Similarly, Bella’s wit and bravery in addressing Mr. Masen in the early chapters (and her self respect) are exciting to read. But truly, it’s the fireworks between them – both sexually and emotionally - that make this story memorable.

I loved how I wondered as a reader what was going to happen when it seemed there might be an HEA way too early in the fic…needless to say, the plot twists and complications arrived shortly thereafter and I wasn’t questioning that any longer! I loved how the character of Bella worked so hard to be brave and be everything she needed to be for Edward, yet still discovered that we can never “save” damaged people…each of us is responsible for our own self-discovery and for our own emotional health. It was really refreshing to see that no matter how deeply you love, some things will always be out of your control.

Lastly, lest anyone walks away from reading this rec thinking this story is “too heavy” - it’s not. Yes, there’s angst and some suspense. No, it’s not a walk in the park for our favorite characters. But it’s well-balanced, interesting, and incredibly sexy. I adored the supporting characters, most especially Emmett and a great version of Tyler (the best I’ve read in fic!). And I’ll just add…this story makes me want to buy a Tantra Chair. *ahem!* That is all. ;)

Summary: Edward Masen’s life intersects with Bella’s at the restaurant he dines at for lunch every Friday. He’s handsome, arrogant, and is used to avoiding love. She isn’t impressed by the things that usually have women falling at his feet. AH/AU.

Yes, it's a manip. No, I don't care. ;)

Next I want to share two new WIPs with you all. I know many of you are probably on board with these fics because they come from authors we’ve Spotlit before, but I can’t *not* mention them – I’m enjoying them way too much!! The first is Offside by savage7289. This story popped up in my inbox a couple weeks ago and I had to start reading. Immediately. Not only am I fan of savage’s stories in general, I’m a huge soccer fan. Any hint of Soccerward and I’m there! :D

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The SmutLight Shines on the Fluff & the Rough

By DeeDreamer, Hoorfessor of Smutology

Hiya Angelz!

What a week, huh? So much Rob goodness last Sunday at the MTV Movie Awards. It was luscious to get to see him in all of his adorkable glory!! And omigah. Robward in the Breaking Dawn trailer? *weeping* It’s gonna be stellar. I’m quite impressed with Mr. Condon’s vision for the film and can’t wait to see more of his and the cast’s work. C’mon, November!! ;)   For those of us Twi-fans, it sure was fun to see the gang sweep every award they were nominated for!  Lastly, I share a phone convo I had with my mother after the awards the other day, which I feel basically summarizes the difference between “us” and “them” LOL :

Mom: Wow, the show was fun but they should’ve just called it the Twilight Awards

Me:  Well, you know…never underestimate the power of Rob, Kristen or Twilight fans…

Mom:  No, I guess not. But….I have to say *laughing nervously* Rob really isn’t such an eloquent speaker. I was glad Taylor was the one who spoke at the end for Best Movie!

Me:  Yes, well…Taylor is very good at that. He’s kinda trained. Which is not a bad thing. But, you know? No one’s gonna tell Rob what to say. He’s gonna say what he wants and that’s that. Even if it makes no sense.

Mom:  Hmm. Well, I guess that’s true. I really liked the Reese Witherspoon award part!

Me:  Yeah, he was really cute during that part!

Mom: No, no, not Rob. I liked what Reese said.

Me: *tries to hide annoyance at the woman who birthed me for not appreciating the adorkableness* Well, me too….Okay, so let’s talk about something else, Ma… ;)

So, anyway – there you have it! My mom is truly awesome — she’s just an English/Speech/Debate/Drama teacher so she’s got a bit of a ‘sweet tooth’ for public speaking. LOL

With that lovely story out of the way, let’s move on to this week’s recs!! I’m soooo excited to bring them to you! First up is our WIP Spotlight on the adorable Sleep on the Floor by sexycereal.

Adorable college fluff. With Starbucks. ;)

There are eleven chapters so far for this sweet and snarky story. It’s a ton of fun to read – definitely had me giggling. The summary doesn’t give too much away, but it’s really a simple story that relies on the character interaction and great dialogue between our two leads, and that’s quite enough to be entertaining!

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Three Momentous Stories in the Smutlight

By DeeDreamer, Hoorfessor of Smutology

Today’s the day!! Today’s the day!!! It’s finally heeeeerrrrreeeeeee!!!! *DD twirls around the kitchen*

It’s MTV Movie Awards Day, h00rs!!! And on Wednesday, we got confirmation that the Twifecta (Rob, Kristen and Taylor) would be in attendance to present an award. We also got a sneak peek at what will be the first teaser trailer for Breaking Dawn. And holy sh*tballs!  Did y’all see Robward standing there in those tails? DED.  Tonight’s award show will be epic. I’m definitely crossing my fingers (and toes!) for Rob and all of the Twi-cast to go home with more popcorn statues. I voted my little fingers off…you should see my typing right now… ;)

So to celebrate what will surely become yet another momentous day for us Rob and Twi-fans, I’ve got three momentous stories that, although on the shorter side, deserve your love and affection. <3



First is the absolutely lovely Air by the gifted Rochelle Allison.  We’re big fans of Rochelle’s here at RAoR where several of her other fics have been rec’d over the last couple of years (Do Volition and Starry Eyed Inside sound familiar to any of you?). I heart her. Hard.

This story is another quiet masterpiece. The summary won’t tell you much, but all you need to know is that it’s a love story featuring a younger, college-aged Bella and a thirty-ish Edward who meet, who date, who fall. There are no crazy plot twists, no surprise endings, no manipulation of the reader’s emotions. There are no cookie-cutter developments. And although the story is uncomplicated, its characters and their personalities are anything but simple. This story is pure and so very tender.

At nineteen chapters, this fic is a quick read. You’ll fall for these two just as much as they fall for each other. Read and leave Ro some love!! <3

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It’s All About Sequels, Prequels & Threequels on this TwiSmut Sinday

Guest Post by FicH00r Extraordinaire, Tinkrbe1l3 :D

There once was a book called Twilight. This book created Edward and Bella. This couple’s adventure of love and life continued in three more novels; New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. These novels created a world.

Then it was over.

Except not quite. Even Stephenie Meyer couldn’t let it fully be over (incomplete Midnight Sun, that Bree novella). And the fandom certainly wouldn’t let it be over. That couple, Edward and Bella, live on in fanfiction. I, like most of you, found Twilight fanfiction because I didn’t want it to be over. I wanted more of Midnight Sun and whatever else was out there. That’s how all fanfiction works, doesn’t it? People don’t want the story to die. Don’t want the characters to disappear. Don’t want to leave that world. So why wouldn’t we feel the same way about the stories created by fanfic authors?

This Sinday is about the sequels, threequels, and series created in our fic fandom. The characters and stories we never want to see end.

A classic example is lolashoes. Years ago, she introduced us to an alternate universe many wish was canon. Let Your Light Shine, A Life Extraordinary, and This Hungry World. A trilogy with outtakes that gave us plenty of love days with this Edward and Bella. Another great example is tarasueme. The Submissive, The Dominant, and The Training. What do we think Domward and Bella are up to right now? *eyes flogger purchased for special occasions*

Oh, I love Edward and his internal metronome…

What gave me the idea for this Sinday was when DD recc’d Art After 5  a few months back as a classic, must read. I hadn’t read it before because I first heard about it when I was still a canon snob. My horizons had yet to broaden to the limitless sights I now see (this said after I’ve recently finished Raw & Rosy Revisted…also a nice addition to today’s theme). Having few hard limits with fic, I read AA5 and fell in LOVE with Edward and Bella. What an emotional journey with those two. Next thing you know, DD is talking about EPOV fics one Sinday and a fic called Counterpoint, makes an appearance. Counterpoint is AA5 from EPOV. Well there isn’t an EPOV I wouldn’t drop to my knees for. I read that and felt like I was committed to these characters, big time. I was a part of their world. *sings The Little Mermaid song*

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TwiSmut Sinday Free for All!

By DeeDreamer, Hoorfessor of Smutology

It’s Sinday, Angelz and h00rs! That means I’ve got some great reads lined up for you. This week, I’ve got some absolutely yummy fics ready to be devoured. So let’s get started, shall we? ;)

Oh yes, politics have never been his juicy. YUM.

First, we must discuss The Cullen Campaign by the crazy-talented belladonna1472. I’ve had this story on my list for over a year, as the first chapter was posted in March of last year. Immediately, I knew this plot would capture me. I’m so glad I waited to start, though, because I absolutely flew through the posted chapters – like I wanted to eat and sleep this fic. Seriously. Luckily, for those that can’t do WIPs, there’s only one chappie and the epi left to post. (Might I just add I’m *dying* for this?! GAH!)

So, will you dig this fic like I did? Well, there’s some serious attraction between our leading characters immediately in the first chapter. And yes, something *coughlemonscough* is done about it. And that’s literally just the beginning of this adventure. Edward and Bella have a lot of things standing in the way of an easy courtship. And is that even what they want? Wasn’t their initial encounter simply about sex? Hmmm. As readers, we know better. We know these star-crossed lovers are going to have meander through the craziness of the American political scene, rival families, keep secrets and stay hidden until they can sort out their shizz and be brave enough to face the truth: they were made for each other.

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‘Super-Fun’ Sinday

By DeeDreamer, Hoorfessor of Smutology

Happy Sinday, Angelz!

First and foremost, a big, fat HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROB!!!! As you all know, Robert celebrated his 25th birthday on Friday. Let’s hope he had a wonderful night, a great birthday weekend, and perhaps he’s still celebrating now… ;)

Let’s jump into the recs for this week – a little bit o’ somethin’ for everyone this week!

Yeah, that's right. Bella's pretending to be a boy.

The WIP Spotlight shines on a super-fun story by TKegl, Just One of the Boys. First of all, it’s true my 80s childhood was showing when I heard about this fic. I clearly remember the 1985 movie Just One of the Guys where high schooler Terry Griffith switches schools and pretends to be a boy in order to be taken seriously for her journalistic work.

Yeah, that's right. Bella's pretending to be a boy.

I seriously loved this movie as a kid! Reading this fic has merged all my happy memories of an angst-filled, love with hi-jinx type story with our beloved Twilight characters. This story is truly funny and, regardless of the improbability of the circumstances, it’s actually really believable!

Seriously. You cannot read this fic without a huge smile on your face. Beyond the story’s funnies, like the prosthetic dick for Bella/Billy’s “package” and a hilarious take on “Tanya”, TKegl has done an amazing job of inserting original lyrics for the boy band’s songs. And oh my goodness, they’re perfect! This story is only 9 chapters in so far, but you’ve gotta get it on your To Be Read list, pronto. It’s a winner – funny but with real plot and real emotions to anchor it. Check it out!
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