Posted by: Just a Girl | February 9, 2010

31 Days until the Hobo-pocalypse. Are you ready?

With all the Rob Goodies that leaked onto the internet yesterday, I had a hard time picking what to focus on. Needless to say, the regularly scheduled RAoR post got bumped into oblivion today lol.

OMG I can’t believe it’s almost here, we’re getting so close. It seems like ages ago I was reviewing the script and we were drooling over daily pictures of Rob in NYC *sigh* the Summer of 2009 will be hard to beat.

After seeing the latest Remember Me stills, I have decided to put my affairs in order because this movie is gonna DIE Me! HUGE!

Oh ma GAWD! How much can a h00r handle.

more Tybert after the flick & jizz…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 8, 2010

A Detail-ed Three-Way with Robert Pattinson

Happy Monday! Just wanted to apologize to y’all for not being around much over the last few days. I’ve been feeling a little emo and I have no idea why. I wasn’t in the mood to perv or read or anything…very out of character for me.  I’m hoping to shake it off this week and have a little fun here!

So ya had to know that when that new Details magazine photo dropped a few days ago that we were going to 3-way that bad boy. Well here it is…you may be surprised by what we say.

myrobertpattinson: what did yall think of the details leaked pic. i think the rest will finish me off for good if this one is the preview we should 3 way that fucker

JAG: ruh oh

Rob in Details Magazine

the three-way after the strip & lick…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 7, 2010

TwiSmut Sinday- The Port Angeles Players & The Weight of Words

Happy Sunday, PattinAngels!! Another long RL week has me sighing with happiness that it’s time to hang with all of you and talk fic:) It cheered me up so much to read comedy last week, that I decided to lay off the angst for another week.  This week the focus is sticking with a lighter theme and we’re exploring the literary side of fanfic.  Yes, it’s out there and if done right, can be fantastic. 

A lot authors include quotes from poems and books in their stories, and I love when they rec regular books in their author’s notes too.  Not that I’ve read any many lately, but back in the distant days BF (before fic), I was a voracious reader and my favorites still dwell firmly amongst the classics.  Nobody did witty banter, UST, or angst better than Shakespeare so today’s spotlight falls on two stories that incorporate the best of his inspiration with their own unique style and I think you’ll thoroughly enjoy the results.

Rob in a library = fantastyland for fich00rs

Our Completed rec this week is  The Port Angeles Players brought to you by the exceptional WriteOnTime.

Summary: New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love? AU/AH Canon pairing Rated: M – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 27 - Complete


This fic is absolutely one of my all time favorites.
The way the author weaves in humor and clever literary references is brilliant.  From Edward and Bella’s first meeting at the Community theatre auditions for the famed Shakespearean comedy, you just know it’s going to be epic and she doesn’t disappoint.  Her banter gives the Bard a run for his money and it twists and turns from sweet to sultry and back again. All the characters are strong but not cliched, which is something you don’t get to see often enough in fic, IMHO.  You don’t necessarily have to be familiar with Much Ado About Nothing to read this story, but knowing how it ties in just made it that much better for me.  If you want something light on angst but heavy on humor and plot, make sure you check this one out.

Next up, I’m excited about our WIP rec for two reasons. First, it’s a great story by an up-and-coming author but even better because it’s written by our very own georgeygirl!! The The Weight of Words is being discovered by more discerning readers every day and has been recognized with an Indie award nomination.  I’m thrilled to get a chance to shine the Spotlight on one of our talented Angels and it’s perfect for our theme this week:)

Summary: Bella is in the final months as an undergrad student at U of T. When she meets the PhD candidate who will be the TA of her senior Shakespeare course, her world is turned on end . What do you do when the only man you want is the one you can’t have? Rated: M – Romance/Angst – Chapters: 24 - Bella & Edward- WIP

This story provides a solid basic recipe for greatness - hot TA Edward and forbidden student Bella in a tough situation- and then adds extra spice with sharp secondary character development and so much UST you will need to turn on the air conditioning.  Her Rosalie is one of the best I’ve read, sassy and British, and funny as hell.  GG is also a master at adding subtext and there’s a lot going on that keeps you pulled in and wanting more.  Her own literary background gives it more depth and I love how she uses the Shakespeare quotes at the beginning of each chapter lead you in.  For you Canadians, you’ll love her setting at the U of T and it should definitely be on everyones list.  Go check it out and leave her some love!

Nothing hotter than Intellectual Rob

Okay, ladies, hope you enjoyed a little taste of the classics this week. Make sure to bookmark the The Indies site and vote for gg once the first round becomes available on 2/20 and while you’re there, show some love to two of our other fab PattinAngel contenders, DeeDreamer16 for The Effect of Fondness and Ayden for Empty Panes & Pretty Things.  Hope you all have an enlightened Sunday of reading and I’ll leave you with some classic bookstore Rob to drool over.  See you all down below for your recs!  xo larac

I'd like to rip some pages out of that

Posted by: Just a Girl | February 6, 2010

Mini E Joins in on the RPattz Party Post Mayhem

Well fucking finally, it’s Saturday night! I know Real Life is killing a lot of fine PattinAngelz add so I plan on having a little fun this weekend. Without further adieu I give you Peeler!

Mini E likes football. I bet he's got a tight end ;-)

more fun fuckery after the hump…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 6, 2010

Robert Pattinson… Naturally

By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn

The first vid. got me thinking about Robert …. Redford that is. Particularly him in the movie “The Natural”. Don’t know it? Google it.
LOL

And all roads lead to our Rob … so I started these two lists:

1) Rob is “a natural” {can} …

- at giving the f*ck me stare

2) Rob “better be a natural” {we’d like to personally find out} …

- at putting those long fingers to good use

Up to you now PattinH00rs to add to them. Can’t wait to see your answers. ;-)

{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn

Pssst … don’t forget to comment on the vids. :-)

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A natural force of energy

more after the hump…

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With the filming of Bel Ami commencing over the weekend, I have no doubt that Robert Pattinson’s pimple on his ass Manager Nick people will be pumping up security. We know how things can get out of hand on the set when the crazy cougars twimoms crazed fangirls fans run a muck.

During the filming of Remember Me, security was tight and Rob was protected by the impenetrable & lethal umbrella *snicker* That umbrella was not only functional (damn you umbrella for keeping Rob dry) but deadly #sarcasm.

Safe & Secure O.o

So what has Rob’s crack security dude team come up with to keep him safe during the filming of Bel Ami?  RAoR has an exclusive look at the high tech gadgetry.

After the GoGoGadgetHobo…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 4, 2010

Robward Kicks it at the Twi-lympics

With the 2010 Winter Olympics less than 2 weeks away and being held in my home country of Canada I thought I’d have a little fun. So today, I’m taking Robward to the Olympics, TwiStyle ;-)

The 50 Meter Dash Sex Strut

Check out how the judges marked Robwards performance after the fluff…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 3, 2010

Robert Pattinson is Perfectly Imperfect

One of the things that really draws me to Rob other than his sweet ass is the fact that despite all the fame and craziness surrounding his life he still manages to seem like just a normal guy. He’s not a shellacked demi-god like some other actors out there.

Rob’s not manscaped to within an inch of his life, his words aren’t carefully rehearsed, his humour is self-deprecating and he’s never ever fashioned to look like a model…

Rob is perfectly imperfect and I would have him no other way!

He mis-buttons his shirts…and doesn’t care. Luv it!

Aw so cute, let me help you with those pesky buttons

More perfectly imperfect Robbie after the nip and twist…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 2, 2010

One RPattz Picture, 12 Fantasies *wink*

When the EW Outtakes came out last week, I was instantly drawn to this picture. Not necessarily because it’s hot and Rob looks smokin because he doesn’t, but because I just saw endless possibilities for fun fuckery LOL

So I sent out the call for Manips of this picture and here are some of the ones I got. Check it!

*snicker*

more “takes” after I wind up Rob…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | February 1, 2010

The Robert Pattinson EW Outtakes get Three-Wayed

Oh yes, it’s that time again…we’re going to 3-way with Robert Fucking Pattinson and the EW Outtakes. Brace for impact H00rs!

Starting with this one...

JAG: lol omg where do I start

MyRobertPattinson.com: this pic is really funny to me.

The rest of the fuckery after the bicep bump…

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By Smut-Laureate in Residence Larac

Woo-hoo! It’s finally Sunday, my favorite day of the week!!! It seems that January has kicked a lot of the PattinAngels around, and I think we should all kick right back and relax with some good fic in retaliation.  I have to admit that I’m a bit angsted out between RL and the heavier fics I’ve been reading lately, so today’s Spotlight is intended to lighten things up a bit. Sometimes you just need a good laugh and there are a few stories that I always turn to for comedic relief. They have already been featured in the Spotlight, but they are so good that I thought I’d highlight a few favorite PYSL moments and then hit you with this week’s recs.

Laughing Rob FTW!!!!

More after the slurp…

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Posted by: Just a Girl | January 30, 2010

RPattz Saturday Party Post

Happy Saturday!

Okay so I’m not sure if Peeler is around to host today but none the less, I’m putting up the party post. I’m sure y’all can come up with some fun stuff.

Well hello fuckhawt smokin tipsy Rob!

Some party music after the slip n slide…

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