Robert Pattinson Goes HOLLYWOOD!

I was cleaning up my PC the other day and I stumbled across this video of Rob. My first reaction was holy shit he looks hot. My second reaction was, Hollywood Awards Rob is sofa king under appreciated and we need to revisit him stat!

In 2008, Robert Pattinson won the “New Hollywood” award at the Hollywood Film Festival, let’s look back at the hotness before this perverbial shit hit the fame fan ;)

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Why am I lusting after edward cullen?

Okay, so Google WTFs are one of my fave types of posts here at RAoR because seriously I LMFAO when I go through my stats. Lately, they have been off the hook funny and all kinds of fucked up…which is a WIN!

UNF is right!

unf! the belamifilm.com – oh hell  yea!

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30 Days of Robert Pattinson

Let’s play!

This is going to be hard TWSS!

Okay so bestie Tink introduced me to the ’30 day Robert Pattinson Challenge’ and as usual, I am late2thepartee on it lol.  I thought it would be fun for us to do.  You can play over at Tink’s tumblr and/or you can play here weekly when I post my picks!

Here are the deets, we’re at day 11 now:

30 day Robert Pattinson Challenge

  1. Favorite Robert Picture
  2. First Robert Movie You Saw
  3. Favorite Robert Movie
  4. Favorite Robert Vanity Fair Photo
  5. Favorite Robert Details Magazine Photo
  6. Favorite Robert GQ Magazine Photo
  7. Favorite Photo of Rob and Brit Pack Member(s) (eg.TomSturridge,SamBradley)
  8. Favorite Picture from a Premiere
  9. Favorite Robsten Picture
  10. Favorite Rob/Emilie De Ravin Picture
  11. Favorite Character Rob has Played in a movie
  12. Your Favorite Robert Quote
  13. Favorite Song From Rob (eg. Never Think, Let Me Sign, etc.)
  14. Favorite Rob Hairstyle
  15. Favorite Rob Outfit
  16. Favorite Picture of Rob On Set of a movie
  17. Favorite Interview of Rob
  18. Your Favorite Robert Pattinson Magazine Photoshoot
  19. Favorite Photo of Robert smiling
  20. Write a Letter to Rob
  21. Favorite Baby Picture of Rob
  22. Funniest Robert Moment
  23. Favorite Picutre of Rob at a Awards Show
  24. Favorite Robert GIF
  25. Favorite Rob Video
  26. Favorite Rob Movie Kiss
  27. Picture of Rob that makes you Smile
  28. Favorite Picture of Rob doing movie Promotion
  29. Picture of Rob Running His Fingers Through His Hair
  30. Why You Like Robert

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Robert Pattinson: PANTY Enemy Number One!

WARNING: RAoR will not be held responsible for any and all of the following: panty combustion, chair destruction, overheating hard drives, busted ass Hobos, molested dhs, neglected children, excessive battery usage

So I’ve been uber busy the last week or so but I haven’t been too busy to miss the hotness that has come out.  I mean seriously, why the fuck are the photo-shoot outtakes always hotter than the ones that make it in the mags…WTF!

#truth

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Hobo-Spotting on a Monday Morning!

Sorry for the delay Angelz, my router decided to go down like a h00r by a dumpster yesterday evening and well duh, I have no idea how to fix it. LOL Thank the lawd for nerds.

Today’s post has been bumped because hobolicious, semi-drunk, sad-panda Rob was spotted out and about last night with RobCat agent Stephanie and fauxBo bestie Tom Sturridge.

I had a feeling it would only be a matter of time before we’d be spotting Rob and his hobotourage wandering around Hollywood and LA looking for something to do. Let’s face it, Rob is not used to time off and I’m sure is already bored off his rocker by now.

Smile, drunken smirk, I spy boobies, not you fuckers again...??

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TwiSmut for the Masochist in You ;)

So you know how last week we gushed over the fics that have us smiling like fools and gigglesnorting with the lulz? Well, this week I’m gonna explore the opposite end of the spectrum. Let’s face it: there are days we just. want. to. cry. Call us emotional, call us hormonal, call us gluttons for punishment…whatevs! Sometimes you just need that cathartic cry. And I’m not talking about the angsty “oh no what’s gonna happen?!” kinda tears you might shed – no, no, no! – I’m talking flat out holy-god-in-heaven-i-think-i-might-die-from-the-physical-pain-I-feel-reading-this kinda tears. #masochisticficreader

Honestly, I’m a wimp. I normally can’t do stories without an HEA. Although I guess it depends on how you personally define that term, you probably won’t find one in these fics. But I do have some sympathy for you, my dear Angelz and h00rs: both of this week’s tearful recs are COMPLETE. At least your suffering will be short-lived! My kindness knows no bounds, right?

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Lovin’ Hobolicious Rob?

By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn

Hello my lovelies!

I’ve been wondering something for months and thought it would make a great discussion topic. :-)

We’ve all seen 100s *coughs.1000s.coughs* of Rob pics & vids at various events, photoshoots and just out & about.  Giving us soooo many different versions of Rob … all great!  But is one greater?

Specifically, I’m curious about where Hobolicious Rob stands amongst the Angels and H00rs. So it’s time for a quicky … poll that is. ;-)

In order of preference, which do you like best? Give each a number … #3 being your favorite.

a) Rob looking hobolicious - the first thing that comes to mind are the buttonfly jeans and old grey stoli shirt … missed by many, esp. JAG

b) Rob going casual – wearing nicer/newer jeans and shirt, maybe a jacket with jeans … like during press junkets or when in Rome on the red carpet …. mmmmm RomeRob.

c) Rob all dressed up - Gucci or other f*cktastic suit … f*ckstatic ’cause Rob looks f*ckhawt in one! Think about the NM LA Premiere or Inglorious Bastard showing in Cannes. But don’t let me influence you. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

And I’m not even putting d) Rob naked ’cause I know everybody would choose him!  #pervs  LOL :-)

I’ll compile the results and share the findings between 7:00-8:00 pm ET tonight.

{smooches} <3

RobCatCdn

Hobo, casual or dressed up Rob?  #naked.the.best

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It’s Right-Lick-Save Rob Day

I can’t believe I missed these Details Magazine screen caps…W.T.F. H00rFAIL! So it’s right-lick-drool-save day today at RAoR!

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Rob and the Oscars…DISCUSS!

Ever since Rob started filming Water for Elephants, there’s been lots of mention of The Oscars aka The Academy Awards.  The film is being buzzed about and so are the actors, including Rob *cue the surprised face*

If you were Robsessed in Februaray of 2009, coughcoughLIKEMEcoughcough, you will remember Rob’s only appearance at the Oscars…as a presenter.  Will he make it there in the next two years as a nominee….I’m not sure…DISCUSS.

In the meantime, I thought it would be fun to take a look back at Rob at, what we dubbed that year as the ROBscars!

This is hilarious!

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SEXY by ROBssociation Part Deux-Me

So like I said yesterday, the list continues. There are so many random weird things that are now oddly sexy to me thanks to Robert Pattinson.  Judging by your comments yesterday, you feel what I’m saying so imma include some of your SEXY by ROBssociations!

YEP TRAINS R HAWT!

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SEXY by Robssociation! Part UNF!

Since my obsession devotion to Rob started long long ago, it never ceases to amaze me how SEXY Rob is. I mean seriously, it’s a never ending UNF-fest.  He’s not only SEXY as all hell but he makes other shizzz (that’s normally not hot at all), sexy by association.

Honestly, I find myself attracted to or turned on by the weirdest shizz since Rob entered my world…and I know you have to!  So let’s share!

Dumpsters are sexy!

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TwiSmut Spotlight Brings You the LULZ!

By Contribut-hoor DeeDreamer!

You know those days when nothing is going right? The ones when, from the first moment, you’re just thinking “Damn! I wish it was like in ‘Groundhog Day’ and I could totes get a do-over right now”? Yeah. One of those. Those are the days that no matter how gripping a fic is, if it’s too angsty, it just might send me over the edge. It’s on those days that I want – no I need – something to make me smile. Those are the days I need me a happy, fun, laugh-out-loud kinda story in the worst way. So this week’s Spotlight is dedicated to those stories that have us googly-eyed in love, heart-pounding with lust, and lulzing at the funny — all wrapped in a nice, neat package tied with a Twi-fic bow.

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